The stupidest thread ever contest!
 

Okay, here's the rules. Everybody gets two shots at suggesting the dumbest, most irrelivant, pointless thread topic possible. Then I'll post a survey so we can vote, and, once a winner has been picked, I'll post the champion and we'll discuss it in all it's vapid glory!
And none of those "Hey, U B my frend!" types, these have to actually be discussible, albeit really badly

My entries- Which kind of inoperable cancer are you?
- If you were a vampire, what brand of breakfast cereal would you eat?

Hmmm...ok, heres one. If you where a flying cow, would you use a plain?:fuzcool:

Here's mine: If you were a keyboard, would you rather have a calloused finger or a greasy finger push your keys?

That's cooky:D

Pick a topic in General Discussion at random. £10 says it'll be in the top 3.

Here's one that would be suicidal in the Edge forums:
Pikmin is crap!

Here's a relevant couple:
I love Abe his soooooo cooll but Much roxs to!!!!!?!?! :flames: :fuzconf: :fuzmad:
wat oddworld cretur is da best?!?!??!??!????!???!!!!?????!!??!?!?!! :fuzvamp: :fuzblink: :fuzconf: :fuzconf:

Who's topic is that? Well, Maybe English is not their first language. Not their fault.

Stop whining! Thread-poster B is posting a topic about which Oddworld creature is the 'best'. I included lack of capitalisation and poor spelling because that sort of thing is common among the newbies whom post topics like this.

Ok, get this:

If you were a worm, what religion would you be and why? give detailed reasons and discuss why you would not choose other religions. Then explain how you would serve your relion. Ie would you build a dirt church? Would you evangelize other worms? Why or why not? Discuss.

lol!!!!

*sigh* Idiot:rolleyes:

If I were a worm? What religion I would be? Hmm..... *thinks off in a deep thought*

How about this one. If you were an entertainer what costume would you wear? Or if you were Godzilla what city would you destroy? So which one is stupider?

Oddling l:c l

1. Poll: Witty social commentary or rancid, putrid spam? You decide!

2. The stupidest thread ever contest!

My entries:

Burlap sacks are neither burlap nor sacks

The common misconceptions of urine

Heres another good one, paper or plastic, or liquid soap or bar soap.

Oddling l:c l

"Would you rather have a tail or have the power to fly?"

Oh, wait... I already posted that one...

Ermm.. *thinks*

1. I hate Abe's Odysee
2. What is tomato add 56 - a banana
3.Another 'drugs good or bad topic'
4. Jacob vs. admins topic

Heres a stupid one: What speceis is Munch?:fuzconf:

1.Why isn't tomato sauce Silver with purple spots?
2.Why doesn't sydney wear a pink tutu with gold sparkles?
I think it would suit him...

*dies laughing*:lol: :lol:

Here's one:
If you were a plaid porpise from the planet CHEETOZ and you wanted to smoke some cigs while dancing with a camels inmate eating salt water pizza 20 miles below the surface of the earth smiling, where would you go to buy your Japanese cuckoo clock made entirely of toast with jam?

Why don't exam invigilators find it amusing when I hum 'Mull of Kintyre' or 'Smack My Bitch Up' in an exam?

Why don't Marmite and lemon curd, the two greatest ever sandwich fillings, taste nice together?

Har Har
 

Heres another- If you where blind, what kinda car would you drive?:fuzconf:

and another- If your computer was green with sprinkles would you dial a phone while upside down in a puddle of water siging row, row, row your boat to caffine addictide Monkey with a pice of corn in its eye?

Heres one (What color is the sky and why is it blue?) hehe:lol::lol:
As Paramiteabe falls out of his chair and dies laughing!:lol:

Here's one:

I have two combs here...Can you see which ones I should use today?

1. "It was not the League that failed but the Nations." Discuss with reference to short-acting barbiturates and intravenous anaesthesia.

2. What should I do with this bogey?

What's this gas around us? Is it air? Can I breath? Why am I turning blue? What is this!!

:lol: Man, you guys are funny! :lol:

Har Har
 

Here's another one:

I have a twin brother..how do I know which one is me!!? We look so alike! I don't know which one I am!!!

Edit: I have another one:

I look at this glass thingy everyday. The person looks right back at! It also looks exactly like me! Who is this person!?

I have a box that says how to entertain a hill billy, it tells me to open it up, so I open it up and inside it says close box, so I close it. But on the front it tells me to open it so I open it but then it tells me to close it so I close it and for the next 5 hours I do what the box tells me to do until someone tells me to put the box down, then takes off my shoes, puts me in overalls with nothing underneath, gives me fake buck teeth, puts a peice of straw in my mouth, then all of a sudden I have a country accent, my name is Jethro, and I find myself singing the Beverly Hillbilly theme song. Am I a Hill Billy?

Oddling l:c l

heres another one *quick tell me what the number for 911 is! and heres one more Sam vs Maggie who will win?

Okay, that's more than enough. I'll narrow it down a bit, and we'll vote. I officially close this thread for it's original purpose! Feel free to turn it into something totally irrelivent now- for example, Doug, you can talk about how much you agree with Danny on whatever he just finished saying.

I have one more:

What's the recipe for Ice?

It was totally irrelevant the second it was started.

To tell you the truth I don't know cause I don't have Munch. *Sigh* I feel so left out, i'm missing everything cause they made X-box so damn expensive!!!!!:flames: :mad: :crying: :rant: I feel so stupid!!!!

Oddling l:c l

Ermmmm.....

Ahhh...

Heres one
If a orange and lime green spotted alien called dibert came from outer space on a quest for pink jelly beans came from outer space, would you share your chilli flavored walkers crisps with
her ?

What's the matter with you at the moment, Ian? You're being very aggressive. You having problems at home?

And lastly my dumbest one of them all "How do you spell a?"hehehehehehehe muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!:lol:

It's not THAT expensive; only $200. Do you get allowance? If you do, just save that up for a while, and before you know it, you will have an Xbox. :)

I don't know, I guess that's just how I deal with things when I'm bored. It's easier to say something interesting when it's at somebody else's expense, I guess. And besides, he started it!

Ok, how about:

1. I found toe jam in my ear today! It was pink!

2. My keyboard tastes stale even after I put Kool Aid powder on it and pissed!

You seem to be under the illusion that these personal attacks you've taken to making recently are in any way interesting or witty. Allow me to disillusion you. They're not. You are much more interesting when you're actually saying things worth hearing...