Finish the sentance game comes back!
 

This game has been gone a LONG time so I dectded to bring it back!:)

If I was Abe I would....

Fin
 

...probably wish I wasn't.

........say yo to the fuzzles go to munch and have fun killin sligs

Because some people don't seem to remember the rules or they arrived since the last time this game was resurected I'll remind you all of the rules.

Rules: You finish the previous player's sentence then start another one.
That's how it works.

If I was to pull of Bigface's mask, and run away with it and flush it down the loo, Bigface would............:D

Fin
 

...in most likelyhood, not have a big face after all - Bit of a let down really.

I did check back to find the last incarnation and the rules, but it seems to be engulfed in the mists of thyme.

If I found a small civilisation on my pillow I would...

Re: Fin
 

...be a murderer because I'm too lazy to change my sheets tonight.

If I had a TV aerial sticking out of the top of my head...

Then
 

...I'd ask for an upgrade to First Class.

You can tell Spring is well and truely here when...

...the groundhogs are eating the table cloth!

If my pet groundhog was eating my table cloth...

...I would see how long it took him to figure out that it is made from pure groundhog hide.

Oh my god! My butt just...

....just blew up!

If I killed sombody....

.....i would not get a XBOX OMG THATS HORIBLE!!!

if i looked like this http://www.stor.co.uk/trooper_saves/...3_145_131_.gif i would.....

....run around the street sayin"look at me"!!
if i saw a girl i would.......

.
 

be very happy.

If monkey was standing on my head I would.....

...soon be in a hospital being treated for whiplash.

The world's biggest oxymoron is....(Microsoft Works!! sorry....)

...Microsoft Works, although I'm sure I could get it bigger than that.

Give me a fountain pen, an orange peel and a bucketful of liquid glass, and I will...

And i will have a fountain pen, Orange peel and a bucketful of liquid glass (Duh).

If i could eat anything in the entire world, i would eat...

YOU!!!!!!!!!!


If you woke up dead tommorrow what would you say...

.....HEY IM DEAD! hey wiat if i-

If a Alien walked up to you and me: "can i probe you anuns?" i would say.....

..."No, because there is no such thing as an anuns."

If I could only have one album in the world, it would be...

I would say "Ahhh well, at least i aint faking it like Mud Archer."

If i could be any of the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse i would be...

Famine, the cruel killer. In a fight between martha stewart and Kathie Lee gifford(to the death of course)I would be on.....

I would be on a plane, packed to the brim with explosives, heading towards Osama Bin Laden...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

If i was to be somebodies toilet role, i would be...

....hoping that he was a very constipated man.


If I was some commmoner named Bill Gates...

I wouldn't be so common.

If i was Osama Bin Laden's beard...

....Take a razor and say:"I need a shave"and shave his face off!MUHAHAHA!

If I had a scary pumpkin head as a head...

I 'd cut myself a new face:lol: or put a candle then I 'd never be in the dark.




If I were an administrator I would

...I would ask which kind of administrator - the dude who runs a hospital, or the guy who runs a website.

If I had the opportunity to go back in time and meet one person...

... I would meet Lorne Lanning and tell him to not cancel SligStorm :D

If I was sended on special mission on the mudokon-hand-moon I will...

...try not to make a big footprint.
...make a big deliberate footprint.
...not leave my wallet up there.
...be pretty chuffed.
...be on that rocket before you can read the dictionary.
...discover a secret level to Abe's Oddysee.
...get caught in customs for smuggling [insert something here, perhaps in next reply].
...try not to upset the moon's orbit.
...not introduce Scrabs to the surface.
...intorduce Fleeches instead.


Bill Gates deserves a big...

...I would be sure to stay away from naked flames.

Without good Oral Hygiene, we are no better than...

Than old giesers who have false teeth...
If you had to play Osamo-Bin-Laden in a video game, you would make it...

...right to the last level, when I would be blasted to pieces by the evil Bush Monster.

Without blu-tack, there would be no...

uh, cordless phones...
WIhtout the remote control, humanity would...

...be forced to get off its big fat arse and change the channel manually.

Giant Lettuces tend to...

...get revenge on the human race by dipping us in dressing and chomping us down! Eee...

If I were about to be injected with Ebola, I would think to myself...