Sorry.
 

Right. I guess you all think I'm a dick. Well I'm sorry. I'm sure there's a thread where apologies are posted so can some one move it there for me? Anyway, I'm kinda new to foruming so I'm obviously gonna be a noob. I've not quite got it yet. I don't wanna turn into Sheridanmmmnmnm with everyone hating me. So, I guess I'm sorry.

(Bring on the insults)

You've got 6 posts. Sorry, what exactly did you do?

I don't think I've even seen you outside of your (epic) welcome thread before.

Nothing. Really. I just keep being a noob. Like conversing with one person in a thread.

I'm pretty sure nobody hates you.

I think your trippin'. You seem okay to me

I'm probably just apologising in advance. Cos I know how nooby I am.

I think you might be insane, actually.

I hate you so much.

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Look, we've had a lot of dickheads recently. If anything, it'll make you seem cool in comparison. But ultimately, if you're just a bit silly, rather than overdefensive or intentionally malicious, you'll be fine.

Just listen to the advice you're given, when it's given; Because at that point you've got about four posts before everyone gets bored and starts messing with you.

If you're talking to OANST, it's about half a post.

His signature talks about killing a cat. Obvious nutjob.

Its a Skyrim quote. And I prefer the term Mentally Challenged.

Since I have no idea what you've done, and you seem ok, I forgive you. Just promise you won't do again... the thing you did.

Didn't you have a welcome thread that devolved into mindless Portal gags? For that, THERE IS NO FORGIVENESS.

I think I should really apologise to MA for that exaggerating drama I caused in both the Retro Tech thread and the guy who left because of some quote crap.

I feel silly for drawing that much attention to myself. :/

I'd like to apologise to you all because none of you will ever be on the same amazing echelon that I am, I'm always looking down on you, sorry. Peasants.

The irony in that is astounding. :p

I'll forgive you only if you promise you won't make it happen again

I'll never forgive you.

Not you Varrok, I love you.

But Dynamithix, I luh yew tew! D=

What? Like the others said, you haven't done anything.

I mean it literally, you haven't done anything. You've got about ten posts under your belt, thats not enough to piss anyone off, annoy them slightly at the least.

To be perfectly fair, I also owe an apology for my demented early posts here. Particularly blogs. My old self is dead though and I'm never going back there.

No worries, the portal theme scores you points.

Thank You Mudokon_Master

But the Skyrim quote loses him them again.

I was going to forgive you. But then I took an arrow to the...

Couldn't do it. Sorry.

How COULD you? Go to your room!! And NO dinner tonight!

At least that meme lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

This is the ONE place I thought I could get away from all that.

Yes, let the hate flow through you.

An apology thread? What a dickbutt.

People would think its his way of getting attention, but he has trouble adapting at school as well because he's mentally challenged.

Thats a lie (like the cake), But he is an idiot.

Nope, that wasn't me? Unless you mean the one where veryone else started talking about Portal.

Yes, he definitely means that one

QUOTES. AT. START. OF. POST.

Quotes where?

He clearly said that they're meant to be at the start of the post.

Funny thing is, that post itself is technically a quote, but it did go at the start of the post.

Apology accepted.

Don't do it again, or we're gonna have a real talk, ok? Now, go play with the other children.

you're my new target.