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MA 11-23-2009 03:19 PM

That old bloke
 
Happy Birthday thar, OddjobAbe!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_L9CeR6ofOA...S_birthday.jpg

this came as a surprise, anyway. and get on the brandy.
cue Stinky Wizzleteats!

Pilot 11-23-2009 03:27 PM

Totally. I have an even better present for you man.


Alf Shall Rise 11-23-2009 03:29 PM

Happy Birthday, OddjobAbe!

Sekto Springs 11-23-2009 03:31 PM

Happy squeezed-out-of-your-mother's-quivering-vagina day!

used:) 11-23-2009 04:24 PM

Happy birthday, sirah.

enchilado 11-23-2009 06:01 PM

A very happy birthday. And a happy unbirthday to all you others.


~do I get any cake?
Enchilado

Sekto Springs 11-23-2009 06:08 PM


OddjobAbe 11-23-2009 10:00 PM

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Happy squeezed-out-of-your-mother's-quivering-vagina day!

Actually, I was born by cesarean section. I burst out of her stomach like Alien.

And I chuffing love those Ren and Stimpy characters.

You know you're a sad character when you frequent an internet forum and you're only a decade off middle-aged. What's even worse is that I was going to have a lay-in. Sadly, the bloody boiler woke me up, and I can't get back to sleep. What a wonderful morning.

Jordan 11-23-2009 10:17 PM

Happy Birthday old chap. :D

moxco 11-23-2009 10:30 PM

Tally-Ho! I hope you have a smashing birthday old chap and a jolly good show!

AlexFili 11-24-2009 02:20 AM

H.B. mate

Wil 11-24-2009 04:11 AM

Have a very happy birthday, OddjobAbe.

OddjobAbe 11-24-2009 06:42 AM

Thank you very much. I highly appreciate it.

OANST 11-24-2009 06:48 AM

Happy Birthday! I hope you're jazzed!

abe619 11-24-2009 07:46 AM

happy birth day oddjob abe , woooah 39 yrs old?!!!

u must be the oldest guy on the forums.

MeechMunchie 11-24-2009 08:20 AM

Happy Birthday, sincerely. I tried to make some kind of Peep Show/Birthday joke, but I failed so:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1259083181
We'd never forget about you.

shaman 11-24-2009 09:17 AM

Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday! I hope you're jazzed!

I misread that.

OddjobAbe 11-24-2009 09:53 AM

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Happy Birthday, sincerely. I tried to make some kind of Peep Show/Birthday joke, but I failed so:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1259083181
We'd never forget about you.

I approve of this.

In regards to Shaman's comment: so did I.
In regards to OANST's comment that was featured in Shaman's comment: I most certainly am. I almost creamed myself when I saw the intricate pattern on the socks, and when I saw the novelty Jesus action figure that was given to me as a joke by my brother.

OANST 11-24-2009 10:01 AM

I still have a Moses, and a King David action figure from when I was a kid. I let Abbey play with them.

MA 11-24-2009 10:02 AM

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I almost creamed myself when I saw the intricate pattern on the socks
the socks. always the fucking socks.

OddjobAbe 11-24-2009 10:03 AM

At least they're comfy. They'll soon get holes in them, though.

shaman 11-24-2009 12:20 PM

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Actually, I was born by cesarean section. I burst out of her stomach like Alien.

Same here!

Erm ... birth method buddies?

Wings of Fire 11-24-2009 12:25 PM

AND MY MOTHER DIDN'T EVEN GET WORKING ANAESTHETIC IT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF HER LIFE

shaman 11-24-2009 12:37 PM

I didn't get working anaesthetic when i had a tooth filled once.

That hurt.

Wings of Fire 11-24-2009 12:38 PM

More than a group of surgeons opening your stomach and pulling out a football that's attached to you by a pipe?

shaman 11-24-2009 12:40 PM

Since we're discussing pain, that's the best i got.

OANST 11-24-2009 12:42 PM

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AND MY MOTHER DIDN'T EVEN GET WORKING ANAESTHETIC IT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF HER LIFE

Your mom told you that you were the worst experience of her life.

(said in the voice of the kid who goes to Bobbie's school from King of the Hill.)

MA 11-24-2009 01:00 PM

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DIDN'T EVEN GET WORKING ANAESTHETIC

i know what you mean, bloody layabouts. they should get a job.

shaman 11-24-2009 01:11 PM

Fucking Anaesthetics taking all our housing.

OddjobAbe 11-24-2009 01:15 PM

At least they aren't taking our women.

MA 11-24-2009 01:19 PM

tell you what though, they won't ever take our freedom.

slig# 5719 11-24-2009 02:08 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D

Wait... I'm late again aren't I.

OddjobAbe 11-24-2009 02:20 PM

Not really. It's still only just the 24th.

Mac Sirloin 11-26-2009 12:19 PM

Happy birthday god this took me long to respond to

OddjobAbe 11-26-2009 01:07 PM

It took you a very long time. I am digusted and offended, and as a result, I refuse to thank you.

OddYouko 11-26-2009 04:30 PM

Happy late Birthday, OddjobAbe!~

Why do I even bother...I'm always so late on these.