Abe doesn't talk?
 

http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2009/...-protagonists/

Haha, someone has got his facts wrong

Technically, he never says a word in Abe's Oddysee, if you don't count his narrating.

Yeah, I hear 'Hello' and 'Wait' don't count as real words anymore.

You got that memo, too?

Well that was dumb, abe speaks, I've heard him I tell you! I swear it!

Hahaha. What a dickhead.

stupid...today this fucking people see a problem or a something to say... Abe dont talk...in the future somebody going said....why abe have orange eyes?, and another pelople said...because he smoke marijuana......what a fuck....if we gona talk about charcter for the champion of the "dont talk" we select Crash Bandicot....no talk and no narrating :fuzconf:

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I'm sorry, I got like... half of that.
Could you repeat that?

He managed to spell every fucking word wrong apart from Marijuana. I love this guy.

i know. what's the world coming to when we start questioning the abilities of computer game character's. its atrocious, and should be stopped.

I'll select Link but anyway i think your overreating.

soory...i now my english is very bad....but you understand what I said?

sory man...But you understand.....

Xavier is going to kick your ass for double posting. For srs. Use the big "EDIT" button down there instead.

sorry man :fuzblink:

Yeah... Let's go with that... Feel like an idiot...

Quoted from the site
I totally agree with that.

Looks like someone did not actually play the game.

There's a lot of instances in certain strategy guides where I think the writer did not actually play the game, or at least didn't remember what he did. There will be parts where the strategy guide mentions something completely different from what actually happens in the game.

The SW Strategy Guide did this a few times.

What a great case of Cowboy Bebop at his Computer.

Time to play a game of Pokey-man.

Abe can't talk, be he sure can fart!

~ooh, that was funny. I'm dying from laughter. Ha, ha.
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Couldn't that be because the strategy game was based on an earlier build of the game because the guide has to be released on the same day as the game?

Uh? I played the games? I'm just agreeing with the comment in the most boring way.

I think she was talking about the site author.

DAMN IT! Why do i alway do that! (Don't anwser that)

I would say yes, but this happens in unofficial guides as well where the author could have only composed it after the game was released mainstream.

Abe does speak, but why are people overreacting about this?

Because we have so little to talk about as it is.
We'll turn the tiniest sliver of oddworld mention and turn it into a three page discussion in a desperate attempt to keep the life flowing through this husk of a forum :3

This is so true it's depressing...

Also we like saying how stupid everyone else is.

Yeah well the forums will pick its self up after the realease of the Odd Box and Citizen Siege. i'm guessing.

Oddbox maybe. The G-mod videos alone will be amusing.
Hell, you could make your own oddworld adventures with G-mod once they release the models. I smell a new forum in FC opening up.

As for Citizen Siege, it's "on hold", meaning it won't be finished for another 282718536 years.

OMG cool, where'd you get the release date? :D

gaming's greatest silent protagonist, huh? then who is gordon freeman?

also , at the end of abe's oddysee in the cutscene directly before the ending , one the slig opens the thing that has a meet grinder below it , abe screams no no don't kill me , or something like that.
also the most silent hero ever , no , the most silent game characters ever are the ones from out of this world/another world.

Did you even bother reading the article that Xav linked in his original post?

yes , i did read it but i didn't realize the gordon freeman part until recently , also that doesn't make my post useless , does it?

The character you play as in the 'half-life' Series

citizen siege in that many years then huh, well I think i'll either be dead in heaven or dead.

You can go to the Z.A.P. facility and get your lifespan increased.


~provided you don't mind blue skin...
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