Newb alert!
 

Why, hello there, good people. Allow me to introduce myself.

My name's Diane, and I've been a fan of Oddworld for yonks. I found this website a while ago, and I thought I might join. Some of you appear to be a wee bit psycho, however since you're all incredibly literate psychos I'll let it slide this time.

Anyway, to summarise: hello.

We have illiterate psychos too, we don't talk about them.

Take my advice and don't ask funny questions, this is a local forum for local people

Don't ask anything funny, don't talk about the illiterate psychos ... got it.

The people here seem more intelligent than those on other sites I can think of. It's quite strange to see a forum that doesn't use the words 'lmao' or 'tbh' twenty times in every sentence. I missed seeing vowels on the internet.

We have a crack team of trolls and homosexuals employed to keep the riff raff out, also I notice you're in the same country as me, is God pissing on where you live too?

Of course. It wouldn't be Scotland without the monsoon, now, would it?

A crack team of trolls and homosexuals sounds pretty awesome. I wish I could join, but I'm too lazy to be a troll and too messy to be a homosexual. I guess you can't win 'em all.

Umm welcome Chocolate Hunter.

Thank you. And hi!

well hello.... find any chocolate yet ? im a newb too so your not the only one! im actually surprised no one has banned me yet because it seems im getting pretty annoying ....but any ways have fun! :D

I'm always finding chocolate but it's pretty much gone right after I find it, so I'm always forced to keep looking. It's okay if you're annoying - the world would be pretty boring if there wasn't anyone annoying in it. I mean, what would happen to the UK? People in this country live to moan about annoying people. It's all we're good for as a nation!

Welcome to the Place to Be.

Now, everybody DANCE!

Crack team? We're losing trolls left and right. As for homosexuals...

They're everywhere.
Welcome to our love collection of people that refuse to accept that oddworld is dead. (Unless rumours are to be believed.)

Edit: sorry

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimag...20RiffDoor.jpg

If Richard O'Brien doesn't scare people off, I don't know what will. The man gives me nightmares.

Oddworld can't be dead. If it is, then because of that and the Twilight movie I think I may just have to check back into the loony bin.

Hi.

I'm the local animetardette.

At least you're not a narutard.

Regardless, double welcome. Who were the crazy people ye mentioned?

Ah, a good member! Enter, and prepare for the hazing.

The riff-raff are the illiterate psychos. I don't have a problem with illiterate people or psychos, but if you tick both boxes then I'm gonna get awfully mad. :fuzmad:

P.S: Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Richard O'Brien. But have you seen him in Crystal Maze? All of that stuff about his mother was pretty creepy.

I love the words riff-raff. It's audio sex to me, almost as good as J-pop.

You sound oddly surprised ... :fuzconf:. Do they not come along often? Damn! And I thought I was finally on to something here. I'm starting to rethink my membership. How do I get out of this cult? Do I have to do anything ... (gulp) ... unnatural?

I like the word 'egregious'. It sounds tinny.

God yes.

Word of caution. Don't double post. Not trying to get wanna-be mod on you, but people get real butthurt over that.

And yes. He's creepy. I posted the picture because you said riffraff. As is Rocky Horror. As in ignore it. Please.

We do not talk about them!

Next transgression will have you fed to the Alcar, he is a homosexual of beastly proportions.
Or so I hear

I used to question how one could rate that.

Then I came here.

No more questioning.

Only in his mind. A drunken grope was all it took to disabuse me of that notion.

You and your groping. I’ll bet you weren’t even drunk.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT


(one of the psychos.)

Welcome, dear member. Most new folk here tend to write in what appears to be a foreign language, so it's nice to see someone with brains.

hey chocolate hunter!

you may not leave...

You fucking b/tard piece of shit. What sort of illiterate imbecile talks like that? I mean, seriously.


Sorry, I just noticed that you were lamenting the loss of the trolls and figured I should remind you I still exist. I no longer troll but I still have the capacity, damn it.

Anywho.....Welcome, new person.

I assume that this is a bad thing?

Oops. Sorry. As said before, I'm a complete newb. If I'm annoying, it's by no means intentional.

Well, most of the time it isn't.

I like you. A lot.

Careful, he’s married.

Chocolate Hunter! You should blend right in here. I mean the moderator team is hunting for chocolate 90% of the time anyway. Except Havoc. he's hunting for tigers.

Sweet tiger chocolate.

Aww. He said sorry. That makes me special. (It's not necessarily you, but D.I. is absent, and I'm sad that I missed all the controversial threads of the past.)


I don't care, but it is a punishable offense. In fact, you should be thanking me. :p

Also, this place isn't just littered with homos, it's run by them.

Who isn't hunting for chocolate? After all, chocolate brings the only real happiness that we ever experience in our insignificant lives. The rest is simply an illusion; an imitation of happiness created by a malevolent demon.

Chocolate is truth. Embrace it.

Er ... thank you? :fuzconf:

EDIT: Dammit. Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead.

See? That.
:tard:

Depends how much you like the smell of stale fag ash and man flesh.

Useful for when you want to quote multiple posts without having to double post, hand-type the vB code, or edit your post a lot.

:D