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Godlesswanderer 08-21-2008 09:33 AM

Are you a Virgin?
 
Right, I'm bored and I suppose you are too.

So, are you a virgin?

If not, at what age did you lose your virginity and how was it?
If so, why? Are you waiting for someone special? Can't seem to find the right person? etc.


I'm not a virgin. I actually lost my virginity quite recently; back in March just before I turned 19. It was a lot better than I thought it would be. I actually refused at first because my girlfriend lost her virginity a year or so ago and I was scared that I'd be shit. But apparently afterwards she didn't believe that I was a virgin so I assume it went well.

Alcar 08-21-2008 11:27 AM

13 or 14 years old.

But don't worry, I can get it back.

Alcar...

Bullet Magnet 08-21-2008 01:16 PM

Yes, for the long haul.

Wil 08-21-2008 01:28 PM

But why!

Bullet Magnet 08-21-2008 05:01 PM

A semi-reluctant life choice imposed by my social condition. Besides, I'm distracted enough as it is, god help me should we bring primal biological activities and a second person into the mix.

Mac Sirloin 08-21-2008 06:04 PM

I sold mine for a crisp ten dollars, which bought me into the theatre, a used car, and half a boat.

Rex Tirano 08-21-2008 06:18 PM

No.

17.

Shit.

:p

- Rexy

Leto 08-21-2008 08:28 PM

No, just past my 16th birthday, and it was, well, a learning experience. I pretty much guarentee, if it's a virgin couple having sex for the first time, the guy will be like: "FUCK YEAH I GOT LAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEED", and the woman: "Well, that was the plainest 6 minutes of my life. The 5 minute buildup to it was better."

A lot of women I know say losing their virginity was the 'biggest letdown of their entire lives'.

OddjobAbe 08-21-2008 11:27 PM

Q:So, are you a virgin?
A: No, I am not.

Q: If not, at what age did you lose your virginity and how was it?
A: 19. It was okay.

Laser 08-22-2008 01:10 AM

I lost mine...

Can I have yours?

:tard:

Wil 08-22-2008 01:59 AM

What social condition!

Nate 08-22-2008 02:06 AM

Depends on your definition of virginity. In that case the answers would be either "24 years old", "25 years old" or "Not yet".

Strike Witch 08-22-2008 02:11 AM

Fuck no. This cherry is popped, baby.

Wings of Fire 08-22-2008 04:53 AM

Yes I still have mine.

Yes I am waiting for that special person.

T-nex 08-22-2008 05:01 AM

Im not a virgin.
Lost it at age 18.... Yup... It wasn't all that interesting. I'm not as interested in the act as I am in the stuff that comes with it.

Nate 08-22-2008 05:09 AM

Poor choice of words, T-nex.

Godlesswanderer 08-22-2008 06:07 AM

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Depends on your definition of virginity. In that case the answers would be either "24 years old", "25 years old" or "Not yet".

I think that needs some explaining. Lets say losing virginity = having something penis-like put in you or putting something penis-like in someone else.

Nate 08-22-2008 06:18 AM

Yeah, but where in someone else?

Godlesswanderer 08-22-2008 06:26 AM

Well, the usual places.
i.e. Arse or vagina

Mouth, hand or anywhere else (where else is there?) don't count.

Facsimile 08-22-2008 06:32 AM

Yes. So many reasons that I lose track of them and find it easier to just say 'I don't know'.

Alcar 08-22-2008 07:56 AM

Nathan:

Vaginal or anal, if you've given or received, either way you've lost your virginity.

Alcar...

Fuzzle King 08-22-2008 09:49 AM

still got mine and waiting.

Oddsville 08-22-2008 10:03 AM

19th B-day woo!!

...But she sucked *litterally as well*, after that though the other times were much better.

abe is now! 08-22-2008 11:38 AM

I am virgin but I don't know how long...

Leto 08-22-2008 01:03 PM

Nate, I love you in this thread. So very much.

Wil 08-22-2008 01:48 PM

Does attempted penetration count?

Leto 08-22-2008 01:50 PM

Mabye as attempted rape?

Any attempted rapists here?

What about the orafice of a corpse?

Animal?

used:) 08-22-2008 01:56 PM

Still a virgin on the most strict of definitions.

Wil 08-22-2008 03:21 PM

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Mabye as attempted rape?

Any attempted rapists here?

What about the orafice of a corpse?

Animal?

I’ve actually been involved in a similar discussion before with my swing dance buddies. Our president announced, far too proudly, that where he comes from the boys live by the rule ‘Any hole is a goal’. An entire roomful of people then pissed themselves for several minutes straight picturing what could be done with ears and nostrils. As for people with a tracheostomy…

Oddsville 08-22-2008 08:10 PM

Ohh, with tracheostomy's you have all that sexy mucous!

As for the animals and corpses, anything goes.....don't forget vacuums!

Nate 08-22-2008 11:35 PM

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Well, the usual places.
i.e. Arse or vagina

Mouth, hand or anywhere else (where else is there?) don't count.

In that case, no. But I object to 'intercourse' being considered the be-all and end-all of the sexual experience.

Though I will concede that if we're also going to take quality in to account... I'm not really rating so high there either.

T-nex 08-23-2008 01:01 AM

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Yeah, but where in someone else?

*rechecks own statement*...

...

You're right x_x

I meant to say that I'm more interested in the play, rather than actually having sex >_<

just_an_(ODD)alisque 08-23-2008 02:00 AM

No

I was 17

:happy:

Zozo the Zrilufet 08-23-2008 02:00 AM

I'm a virgin because I'm soooo special:p. And Catholic. And I wouldn't know where to loose it anyways.

Nate 08-23-2008 02:57 AM

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Yeah, but where in someone else?

*rechecks own statement*...

Uh... I think you quoted the wrong post there.

Bullet Magnet 08-23-2008 04:15 AM

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What social condition!

You really want to know, don't you? Some people have suggested anthropophobia, my own mother and brother just yesterday made the serious and disturbing suggestion that I had some form of undiagnosed autism (which I found utterly ridiculous). My dad was closer on the mark last week when he said that I seemed to be "retreating into myself". I call it extreme shyness. It takes a herculean will on my part to initiate or maintain a conversation with all but my closest allies, and even then I have a tendency to wander off by myself.

Hobo 08-23-2008 04:47 AM

No.
16, just. It was BAD. To the tune of Iron Maiden and all


Don't worry girls, I got better. But then I haven't had sex for a year so I'm probably back to square one.

Jordan 08-23-2008 04:50 AM

What do YOU think?

Hobo 08-23-2008 04:53 AM

It's like your avatar said that :)

OANST 08-23-2008 05:07 AM

Yes. I am a virgin.