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Statikk HDM 04-09-2007 09:59 AM

Tell the Board Your Vital Stats
 
Age: 19(20 in 7 days)
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Half German, Half Italian
Job:Seeking but not finding, asking but not having it given on to me, knocking and not getting an answer.

Alcar 04-09-2007 10:55 AM

Age: 19 (20 in 7 months)
Gender: Male (although the pills are kicking in now...)
Sexual Orientation: Depends how drunk I am
Race: White, occasionally black
Ethnicity: Australian/Irish/Celtic/English/Scottish/Welsh/Aboriginal/Spanish
Job: Supervisor in The Data Centre at Australia's largest telecommunications firm

Alcar...

OddjobAbe 04-09-2007 11:06 AM

Age: 36
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Race: White, English
Ethnicity: Partly American (I was born in Indiana), but in actual fact, I'm English.
Job: Doctor of medicine, doctor of physics.

moxco 04-09-2007 12:17 PM

Oh, I'm only a little kid. *sigh*
Age: 11. [12 in 4 months.]
Gender:Male.
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual.
Race: White Australian.
Ethinicity: Australian, Irish, Danish, English, Welsh.
Job: Er, student.

Havoc 04-09-2007 01:52 PM

Age: 19
Sexual Orientation: Straight, with a side crush for tigers...
Race: White, Dutch
Ethinicity: Half Dutch, Half German
Job: Voluntary Predator Caretaker / ICT 'Specialist'

Havoc

snuzi 04-09-2007 02:21 PM

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Polish (but born in Colombia :p)
Job: None as of yet, because I'm a lazy bastard.

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Gender: What do I put if I'm a homosexual? Nah, just joking I'm accutaly a homophobic

That has nothing to do with gender. And you'll probably be crucified after admitting that you're homophobic ;).

Leto 04-09-2007 02:46 PM

^He already has been crucified I believe. I guess it's the second coming of MoxCo.

Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bi as your nanny.
Race: White
Ethnicity: Irish/Croation
Job: Filemonkey, in search of something better at the moment.

Patrick Vykkers 04-09-2007 02:47 PM

Actually MoxCo, you aren't a little kid. Just a kid. You'd have to be a toddler to qualify for that moniker. And homophobes are disgusting slime who deserve to be bear hugged by Freddy Mercury.

Age: 15 (Well, close to)
Gender: Male
Race: Humanoid
Ethnicity: Scottish-Irish-French-African
Occupation: Fat Sack o' Skin
See also: Waste, Neocon, Zionazi, Joo, Fat, Intelligent, Xenophiliac, Islamophobia, Ugly

Nemo 04-09-2007 02:51 PM

Age: 16, appearantly
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Dun care
Race: Caucasian
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Job: Student.

SeaRex 04-09-2007 03:36 PM

Age: 20.

Gender: Male.

Sexual Orientation: Straight.

Race: Caucasian.

Ethnicity: Primarily Irish/German. Very very small amounts of Scottish and Cherokee Native American.

Job: Waiter, Student.

Salamander 04-09-2007 03:57 PM

Age: 14.
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White.
Ethnicity: Going by my passport, Half New Zealander (Grammar?) , Half Dutch.
Job: Meh, NCEA is keeping me busy.

Havoc 04-09-2007 04:20 PM

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Actually MoxCo, you aren't a little kid. Just a kid. You'd have to be a toddler to qualify for that moniker. And homophobes are disgusting slime who deserve to be bear hugged by Freddy Mercury.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Weren't you the guy who claimed god hated gay people and they should all die yada yada in that 'gay' topic from a while back? Could have sworn it was you, or am I mixing you up with someone else now?

Havoc

snuzi 04-09-2007 04:39 PM

If you're referring to the "Should Homosexuals Be Allowed To Adopt" thread, then it was Bitter Buffalo who said something like that, not Patrick.

Havoc 04-09-2007 04:40 PM

Oh oops, my bad. Sorry Patrick!

Carry on with this lovely thread :).

Havoc

Jordan 04-09-2007 04:43 PM

Lol... This is cool. :lol:

Age: 13
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straightsexual.
Race: White
Ethnicity: English.
Job: Student. -_-

skillya_glowi 04-09-2007 05:05 PM

Age: 16
Gender: Female ^^
Sexual Orientation: Straight, and, um, zoo...
Race: white
Ethnicity: half Russian and half Ukranian
Job: Student

Arxryl 04-09-2007 07:08 PM

Age: 14, turning 15 in May.

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: Straight... but plants are hot. ;)

Race: Caucasian (white as sour cream)

Ethnicity: Scottish and German...

Job: None as of yet, but I plan to work sometime when I become legally old enough to work. ;)
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ziggy 04-09-2007 07:09 PM

Age: 16
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: straight
Race: mostly white
Ethnicity: hungarian/cherokee indian/irish
Job: student

Nate 04-09-2007 08:04 PM

Age: 25
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Race: White
Ethnicity: Half Polish, half Hungarian, all Jewish.
Job: Student Robotics Engineer and Computer Scientist. Occasionally work for a company that makes automotive test equipment. Currently applying for graduate programs.

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Well all Australians are English. Exept for those scrary Aboriginese!

I was about to say that that is the stupidest thing you've ever said but... there's a lot of competition for that title.

For one thing, more early Australians were Irish than English, what with poverty in Ireland pushing people either to crime (and then transportation) or to new opportunities on the other side of the planet. In any case, more than half of Australia's current population have immigrated since WWII, most from mainland Europe and Asia.

Don't get me started on the Aborigines comment.

mitsur 04-09-2007 08:13 PM

Name: Colby
Age: 14 (15 in about 20 days)
Sexual Orientaion: Comfortably straight, meaning I'm not a total homophobe. C'mere for a hug, guys!
Race: White
Ethnicity: American, with a bit of Native American thrown in
Job: Student, but if you asked what I wanted to be, I'd say Graphics Designer

snuzi 04-09-2007 08:25 PM

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Ethnicity: Half Polish, half Hungarian, all Jewish.

So, you're half Polish, hmm? Do you speak the language, by chance?

Patrick Vykkers 04-09-2007 08:50 PM

Nate is gay? Well well well, that's interesting. And Havoc it is okay. Although I don't see how you got Patrick Vykkers mixed up with Bitter Buffalo.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai 04-09-2007 09:42 PM

Age: 19
Sexual Orientaion: Hetero (And this is a "vital" stat how?...)
Race: White
Ethnicity: American. Beyond that... Pft. Like I know.
Job: Student. And an assistant librarian? I dunno what it's called...

Nate 04-09-2007 10:17 PM

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So, you're half Polish, hmm? Do you speak the language, by chance?

Nope. Closest I've got is a little bit of Yiddish.

Leto 04-10-2007 01:33 AM

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Don't get me started on the Aborigines comment.
It would just make me want to beat with them sticks even more.

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(And this is a "vital" stat how?...)
Because this is quite possibley the gayest forum, third to 1. Gaia and 2. Sigur Ros messageboard. Or it used to be. Myes.

Rich 04-10-2007 01:45 AM

Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: Caucasian
Ethnicity: English (with tiny sprinklings of Polish and French according to the family tree)
Job: -

moxco 04-10-2007 01:48 AM

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Race: Humanoid

No, really?

Xavier 04-10-2007 03:01 AM

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Belgian, that's a mix of French and Dutch
Job: Student at uni

Chubfish 04-10-2007 06:04 AM

Age: 12
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethicity: British
Job: Student (though i would love to be an arty guy)

Alcar 04-10-2007 08:47 AM

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Nate is gay? Well well well, that's interesting. And Havoc it is okay. Although I don't see how you got Patrick Vykkers mixed up with Bitter Buffalo.

How many times has that been asked in the past week?

Nate is gayer than Cher on stilts!

Alcar...

Havoc 04-10-2007 10:48 AM

Nate is gayer then the guy from Will & Grace in a pink bikini... no wait... yea he is. :p

Havoc

Rex Tirano 04-10-2007 10:49 AM

Age: 16 [17 in 4 months!]
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Half scottish, half sexpot.
Job: A student who should be looking for a job but who's far to lazy.

- Rexy

Spirrow 04-10-2007 10:54 AM

Hey, you stole my idea, Statikk. On lighter terms I wanted to put my biography in my profile, but I guess Peter limited it to 2000 letters or some
crap like that. So why not post where the whole world can see?!:p

Age: 13 (goin' 14 in July)
Ethicity: American
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Job: Homeschooled student since half way through third grade, worker in a family owned kennel, (intending to become a professional hackjacker

Character Bio: Spirrow

"If there is anything Spirrow loves more than annoying people, well, he hasn't discovered it yet. And not just for the sake of trying, spamming up forums, annoying the hell out of Jordan and Glowi, plotting to ban Rexy permanently, and once successfully earning himself an unofficial and official warning, he's done 'em all.

Spirrow takes semi-occasional parttime pleasure in torturing and plotting against his least favorite members including Rexy and Used and intends a painful ending to them both.

When not entertaining the forum junkies with his saucy, spammy humor, Spirrow tends to kick back and dream about his temporary crush on a forum chick who he once imitated and annoyed to her own forum extermination."

Man.....I'm pretty violent and reckless to those I loathe.....so I had no problem expressing myself.

Voodoo Hand 04-10-2007 12:32 PM

Age:58.

Gender: Male.

Sexual Orientation: Blatant Heterosexual

Race: Caucasian.

Ethnicity:Welsh, with one very sneeky Scottsman thrown in.

Job:Installation and instruction of CNC machinery to grossly overcaptialized Assholes.

Jordan 04-10-2007 01:34 PM

Is it "Nate is gay week" or something? Gosh, leave the guy alone! :lol:

moxco 04-10-2007 01:37 PM

Yes, I was going to make one of these threads two. Exept I was going to put languages and intruments in it.

Paramite of War 04-10-2007 03:21 PM

Age: 14(15 in July)
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight and hates when friends act gay in public.
Race: German,Russian,Irish,French,American
Though I want to move to Australia one day.

Religion: Christian
Job: Aspiring Zoologist

Nate 04-10-2007 04:58 PM

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Nate is gayer than Cher on stilts!

Alcar...

Really, now?

Who was it that was expressing his undying love for Madonna last week? Which of the two of us has posted forums of himself wearing bright red leather pants and other equally fruity clothing? Who gets drunk at the drop of a hat and chats up transvestites?

May I suggest that people in glass houses not throw stones? ;)





I know this is harsh, but I really hate Cher.

ANN NEELY 04-10-2007 06:48 PM

Age: 14, turning 15 in May
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Null
Race: White
Ethnicity: Pretty much everything except African, Polynesian, and Asian.
Job: Student, conspiracy theorist
Instrument: Ocarina

Patrick Vykkers 04-10-2007 07:32 PM

Madonna is a woman. Alcar is a man. Therefore, Alcar expressing love for Madonna would leave an impression of heterosexuality. Or is this love in a "I like her style and would like to dress up like her" way?