Pirate or Ninja? What one is better?
No, this does not include Naruto ninjas or Cursed pirates from the pirates of the caribbean: Curse of the black pearl, and dead man's chest.
Just actual, real, ninjas and pirates. which one is better? and why? |
Pirates FTW
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I've yet to see a pirate with shuriken (ninja stars) or a katana, so ninja it is!
(Who doesn't like wearing a kimono? Those things are damn comfy!) EDIT: I'm such an idiot! A shakujo is a staff used by Japanese priests, not a ninja star!*Changes* |
Do the pirates have laser beams attached to their heads?
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No they don't, but they have pistols, and sabers... and canons... and ships...
and rum. |
Do the ninjas have laser beams attached to their heads?
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Gotta be Pirates.
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I'm not sure ninja's have lazers on their heads either.
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yes. you have the right idea. the ones we DON'T see on children's television.
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Ninjas. Scurvy can really slow you down.
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i would definately go with ninjas, way cooler than a buncha drunk pirates.
One ninja could take out a whole pirate ship. |
Pirates for the win!! *Try's not to make a idiot of himself by saying "Yarr!".*
<.< >.> YARR!!! X3 |
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Ninja-pirate-mushroom.
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1 ninja could take down a pirate ship? My ass. Its called a gun, look it up. A ninja enters melee with pirates they're ****ed, too. Strength in numbers.
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Ghost, you beat me to the punch. Weebl & Bob FTW!
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everyone in it. ninjas are expertly trained, pirates aint |
It's basically a primate whose has lived in an area all his life vs. a scientist with a big o' gun and he doesn't know how to use it.
Both of them are the same, basically. |
I think it all comes down to the location, circumstance, and the foresight to attach lasers to their heads.
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Personally, I think Chuck Norris owns both. But in a one on one fight, probably ninjas.
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I don't really care. Mr Freeman owns'em all with a crowbar. Also I would like to add this comment:
Pirates may have the rum, but ninjas have the skills. |
Its pirates. Its so obvious I don't even know how this could be a debate.
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Ninjas. They're far more stealthy and could assasinate a bunch of pirates before even being een. Then they'd do their flippy, twisty dodge-bullets-and-throw-shurikens deal.
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I go with Pirates due to their use of guns, cannons, beer bottles, and cutlasses.. and if a Ninja somehow made onto a boat filled with Pirates, and after he somehow killed them... how would he get back to land? |
Its a debate in the same sense that people "debate" global warming. Pirates are superior, end of story.
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no way, ninjas all the way, what use is a gun if a ninja chopped ya hands off with a nasty old sword. then ya screwed.
(p.s. pirates are lame. ninjas rule. deal with it.) |
Zombies!!!!
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and you may be thinking that pirates only have one shot pistols, but captains usually had seven or eight one shot pistols, and when he shot one, the first mate would re-load it. (p.s. everyone has their own opinion.) |
DeviantART, Hobo?
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Daleks!!!!!!!
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Robots are actually the true winners here.
But in this case, Ninjas. Haven't you ever watched like any ninja action movie? They can deflect the pirates bullets with their katanas. With their ****ing katanas! |
So? Pirates can deflect katanas with severed body parts.
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Not that katana baloney again. And why would a ninja have one of those anyhow?
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I always thought that Samurai used Katana's and Ninja's used a shorter and straighter blade.
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ya thats right
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I've always favored lumberjacks and their burly plaided beardedness. But that's just me. Hell, I used the story of a lumberjack as the plot element for an allegory I wrote in English. But that's beside the point. We're talking about ninjas and pirates. And I say...
Pirates. |