Stupid Question Stupid answer
 

I think people have heard of these types of threads.

Its basically like this

Guy no1: Why is abe blue.

Guy no2: Because when he was little he got dumped in paint.

The Guy no2 gets to do a question.



So my first one.

Why do sligs have metal legs?

Hmmm, I don't know whether to redirect you to the Questions and Answers thred on the top of the page, or commend you on this, I like the idea of a single thread where dumb, miniscule-in-importance questions could be posted.

I agree.

Erm... He wants the answers to be funny, not accurate.

And Stranger's Maid; you really have to think about adding some content to your post rather than just agreeing with what's already been said. Otherwise it's just spam.

So they can't pass through airport security.

Why are Abe's eyes bloodshot?

1: Because he worked in a bloody meat processing plant his whole life.
2: He's seen to many sligs blow up.

why mudocons have in AO 4 but in AE 3 fingers (I heard it's someting about China, but I want to know details)

...and what is bloodshot?

Dusan, this is for joke answers. For an accurate answer to that question, check The Oddworld Library C.Q.A..

That's Japan who had the problem with four fingered characters.

What did you think about my answers, Max?

Because there's something other than tea in the Rehab.

They were amusing. You just forgot to ask the next question. So has Used.

I'll Do it.

Why do glukkons smoke cigars?

because....They didn't want to grow old?

Why are Clakkerz bald?

coz you eat the pubes of their dick heads.

Okay, that was dumb. You don't even have pubes yet. :rolleyes:


Why do Shrinks have a halo?

Their reassurance that once they escape, they'll be on
their way to Heaven Paradise Island.

Otherwise I don't know. Was not that a stupid reply.

Why do paramites spins webs

They've got spinnerets. What else would you have them do with them?

So tell me people, why do Meeps only have a single limb?

Because they are a poorly designed creature.

Somehow I thought that was a funny response, Used. Maybe sarcastic
in a funny way.

OT: Why are people only posting an answer or just a question.




What are the real ingrediants to soul storm brew.

Molluks man juice and your mums mooch hair shavings.

that was not an insult.

You are to ask aquestion!

Why do Glukkons smoke cigars?

Because they wanted to die quicker. [this question has already been asked]

why are scrabs red

because dim lights are dark.


Why do Paramites hiss?

Because they are booing you and they hate you lol

Why do glukkons have a dodgey shape head.

Buy the friggin Art of OWI the first ten years and you'll know everything!

Here it is!

Not everyone has the money. Douche.

Seems like that one wasn't that stupid an answer though...

Which puts me in the strange position of telling people to make stupid posts because if they give a relevant answer, that would be spam in this thread...

*head explodes*

Ha, my head almost felt like exploding when I woke up this morning.


*clears throat*


Well now, back to business.

Why is Abe blue?

I think that has already been said.
Answer: Because he got dumped in blue paint.

why do sligs wear masks.

That was an example!

Because they have smelt Abe's farts!

Why do vykers have four arms.

They want to look like ganesh, so they stick two extra arms on.

Because they're all phantoms of the opera. :dodgy:

Because they suffer horrendous acne.

Why do scrabs dance?

Because their legs hurt.
Why do Sligs like to shoot things?