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GlukkonGluk 02-25-2010 01:33 PM

So ambitious, some of you people...I admire that. Personally I'd just travel over to tomorrow for the lottery numbers :P

PalezQkkeli 04-22-2010 10:50 AM

If I had a time machine right now I'd go back to 1978. Go to the best gigs of my favourite bands. Oh man that would be so sweet.. *excessive drooling*

OANST 04-22-2010 10:54 AM

If I had a time machine right now I'd go back to 1978. Go to your mom's house and rape her again. Oh man that would be so sweet.. *excessive drooling*

Nate 04-22-2010 09:23 PM

Does it count as 'again' if you've travelled back in time to before the first instance?

Time travelling English-speakers really need to get off their arses and develop new tenses.

OANST 04-23-2010 05:54 AM

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Does it count as 'again' if you've travelled back in time to before the first instance?

This is one of the great mysteries of the universe that have always perplexed me. Bottom line: I just don't know.

PalezQkkeli 04-23-2010 12:16 PM

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This is one of the great mysteries of the universe that have always perplexed me. Bottom line: I just don't know.

I think the first time travelling would be, when looking at only your mind you time travel. If you go in the past it means you're coming from another time. Follow the bread crumbs to the very first time travelled ever. Get it? Don't look at it in the cronological way of time, but the cronological way of the first occurance in any time. Think 4D.

MeechMunchie 04-23-2010 12:20 PM

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Think 4D.

*Zap*-ay.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ell-simple.gif

Ok-*Zap*

MA 04-23-2010 12:21 PM

TOO FUCKING MUCH

i can't even look at that for more than a few seconds.

PalezQkkeli 04-23-2010 12:24 PM

I just looked at it for a minute and I figured what that picture COULD represent. (It most surely does not, but anyhoo..)

It represents how time and space twist from our future to our past. It creates a new past and the old future creates our new future.

Okay that wasn't good but anyway..

MeechMunchie 04-23-2010 12:27 PM

It's just a representation of the properties of a tesseract. It's a theoretical shape and the closest thing we can get to a 4D object in a 3D universe. The cubes on the inside and the outside are the same size.

MA 04-23-2010 12:27 PM

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I just looked at it for a minute and I figured what that picture COULD represent. (It most surely does not, but anyhoo..)

It represents how time and space twist from our future to our past. It creates a new past and the old future creates our new future.

Okay that wasn't good but anyway..

you'll make Professor Rose jealous.

MeechMunchie 04-23-2010 12:29 PM

Hey molluck, if you thought a tesseract was bad...

http://www.superliminal.com/cube/applet.html

STM 04-23-2010 04:03 PM

I would go back far enough to ask God to give me the power to shoot fire balls at people from my hands then I would become a candle, god i've ha to much to drink, god i drink alone. lonely lonely guy

Nate 04-23-2010 05:35 PM

Why do you need to travel back in time to talk to God? He's omnipresent in all four dimensions.

Wings of Fire 04-23-2010 05:54 PM

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Why do you need to travel back in time to talk to God? He's omnipresent in all four dimensions.

http://osopher.files.wordpress.com/2...ead-716906.jpg

Nate 04-23-2010 06:19 PM

If he's dead then he wasn't God in the first place. Q.E.D.

Ridg3 04-24-2010 02:54 AM

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I would go back far enough to ask God to give me the power to shoot fire balls at people from my hands then I would become a candle, god i've ha to much to drink, god i drink alone. lonely lonely guy

Tell me your problems...

PalezQkkeli 04-24-2010 03:04 AM

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Why do you need to travel back in time to talk to God? He's omnipresent in all four dimensions.

Would you say God's present in all 10 dimensions?

http://www.tenthdimension.com/medialinks.php

This makes sense when you think about it.

Wings of Fire 04-24-2010 03:08 AM

Oh hey! I know scientific speculation too. This is where we post that right?

MA 04-24-2010 04:15 AM

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Tell me your problems...

in the woods!

STM 04-24-2010 06:28 AM

more likely to find God in earlier times since he is more present, I think it's in the Bible somewhere that he became less present after the great flood or something

Wings of Fire 04-24-2010 06:36 AM

HOW CAN AN OMNIPRESENT BEING BE MORE PRESENT AT ANY SPECIFIC TIME

OANST 04-24-2010 06:41 AM

Science.

Munch's Master 04-24-2010 06:45 AM

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HOW CAN AN OMNIPRESENT BEING BE MORE PRESENT AT ANY SPECIFIC TIME

Maybe he's shy.

OANST 04-24-2010 06:49 AM

All the new fags kept calling him an old fag when he would go on and on about how much better things used to be. He just lurks now.

Munch's Master 04-24-2010 06:50 AM

It'd explain why religious jokes are so frowned upon. His feelings are easily hurt.

PalezQkkeli 04-24-2010 06:57 AM

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HOW CAN AN OMNIPRESENT BEING BE MORE PRESENT AT ANY SPECIFIC TIME

I think he just doesn't talk to us that much, because WE'RE SINNERS ffs.

OANST 04-24-2010 07:08 AM

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I think he just doesn't talk to us that much, because WE'RE SINNERS ffs.

Not me.

PalezQkkeli 04-24-2010 07:16 AM

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Not me.

Ya that's really a matter of point of view. IMO no-ones a "sinner"
Hate using that term.. So religious it makes me sick.

Wings of Fire 04-24-2010 07:21 AM

I have sinned. I watched cartoon nine year old girls get naked once and it lost me a respectable God fearing friend

:(:(:( my life sucks so much