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Also, at Kastere: Even though those posts are like 90% humor and somehow everyone missed that, I do have to say good call on the hypocrisy. I'm normally very careful about that. You sir, have caught me with my pants down. ... Here's 20 bux, plz don't rape me. :| |
Well if that was your attempt at humour it was about as funny as...well... your humour. Fair point.
You're still a turd though. |
Well you're a meany!!!
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Virgin, going to ask a girl out on a concert with me...
and wings of fire: When'sa your dolmio day? |
I love how at this forum we can make a topic about sex go to 285 posts!
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Or any forum really...
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Yeah, but how many could get to 287 posts without any relevant pictures?
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The fuck you on about, there have been loads of pics.
Oh wait, you probably just haven’t managed to see them before we delete them. Having saved them to our private collection. |
Yes i am a virgin. The question is why would you ask us?
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Everyone knows the Virgins have more fun! Note: May not actually be true
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At what? Playing WoW?
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We can, like, walk on water and shit.
Bet you wish you'd read the contract now. |
No, that's Jezus.
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Richard Branson :tard:
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Madonna!
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Offtopic fairy says: STFU and get back on topic! |
No.
And I don't remember. The end. |
Was it a drinking thing or a raping thing? Because we're pretty open minded around
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Yes, it was a drinking thing. All I can remember was my hand going somewhere, but past that, nothing. I did wake up with a used condom on. The shame. |
Meh, I went to sleep with an unused condom off. More shame.
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Ew.
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I don't think you quite understood what I meant by that, but I'll take your scone anyway
And don't mind Hobo, he's just paralyzed with shame. |
Wait a second. You mean to say, you simply went to sleep as normal? Or you actually had sexual relations without a condom? I hope you choke on that scone.
'Ew' summed it up for me. |
My ew was only half meant.
You guys need more tang. |
Fun fact! I've been in Catholic education all my life.
The time I lost my virginity I assumed I was just supposed to roll it out and then put it on, this presented difficulties, so yeah. I don't actually have any STIs if that helps my case. |
This just in: I am now even more virginous than before. Go me.
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Apparantly you can get STI's from drinking out of the same bottle as someone. I'm not sure if this rule applies to all of them or not, but I drank out of the same bottle of Vodka (fuck up) as this girl, a day later I learned she had herpes. Thankfully, I caught nothing.
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I am almost as virgin as I can possibly be. I have never had sex, been touched, kissed, held, or even hugged in a more than friendly way. Not very often in a friendly way either. I'm only slightly better than I was a year ago because I had phone sex with my ex. Goes to show the reason for my virginity though, the moment he saw pictures of me(we were set up over the internet by a friend, i never got to meet him) it went away. I'm surprised we lasted as long as we did.
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Only now I care, because my pills seem to have actually uncovered something of a libido. |
It worse for girl, I fink.
That's why internet relationships don't work. People who go down that road are usually virgins by the time they're 20 or something. I think it chips away at the outdoor social life. Save yourself while you can! |
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Well, It's not like I was looking for an internet relationship or anything. In fact, we were set to buy my tickets to go see him about a month after we met, but that's when he saw pics of me. And to think i bought him that boxed set of outlaw star.
Anyway, there's not much to save, I've never had an outdoor social life. if a near suicidal chubby guy from Ohio doesn't want me nobody will. I'm just gonna have a parrot to make up for my complete lack of human affection. |
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I'm quite the cradlesnatcher. |
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