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Anyone who still thinks workfare is a good idea (OANST masterfully deflected the argument last week) this is a damn good read.
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I AM NOT A NUMBER etc |
According to the Department for Work and Pensions, I'm #PA076278A.
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Brb impersonating MM for jobs.
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Good luck, it's fake.
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you probably just posted some poor sod's NI number to OWF.
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Geoffrey Wood; your identity is mine!
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A picture speaks a thousand words; or in this case fifty two and a hyphen.
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Parasite'n'Proud of it.
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Honestly, the bigger parasites are the leeching multimillionaires who don't pay a penny's tax on their earnings, weaseling out through loopholes and obscurities in the law whilst leeching off the tax subsidised structures they take for granted, such as the NHS. It's pathetic as they're the ones that get away with it more than your average joe benefits fraudster.
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UKIP councilor uses police as private security force. Police are extremely sheepish about it, but oblige anyway.
Apparently I now live in a fascist state? |
Fortunately Ukip is a piddling little far-right extremist political group that has only gained any sway because the big three parties are so homogenised. Ukip'll fall flat at the next election.
I hope. I really fucking hope. |
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It's just a shame the Lib Dems are more of a protest party than anything, a lot of liberals have no one to throw their vote at, and when we thought we did, they betrayed us (hello £9000pa uni fees).
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I see no one to vote for at all, and I don't especially want to share responsibility for the shit that does go down by helping any of them get in.
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I'll probably end up voting Green, partly because I side with a lot of their believes and partly because they'll never make it into government, thus denying all the major parties of my vote. Green Party hates nuclear power though for some reason.
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Hey, everyone! Remember that thread we used to have about job-hunting that was only ever about politics and arthropods when those topics were relevant to job-hunting? I do, and I'd like it back, thanks!
So, I'm back from Amsterdam. Flunked the interview when I was hit by jetlag pretty badly halfway through. Didn't get offered the job, but had a lovely holiday. I'm not disappointed though, as I did get the job in Seattle, with a rather nice paycheque and all sorts of bonuses, although the annual leave offered is both shitty and non-negotiable. I'm interviewing people from two teams tomorrow to decide which one I want to work for. Other than that, no idea when I'll actually be starting. Probably not for a month or so, as I've got to deal with background checks and visas and shit. |
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What, the purple comic sans?
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The vagueness?
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The purple comic sans, the lack of grammar, the vagueness, the everything.
This is a professional job advertising site. That's revolting. |
Apply.
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But write the email in purple comic sans.
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Oh burn
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Please just send a one word reply:
Irony. Also I think I'm gonna try and get into culinary school when I get back to the UK so I can start this pursuit towards owning my own deli. Well, before then though I'm thinking I might do a window cleaning business out the back of a van or something similar, just to cover rent while I give it one last whack at writing my manuscript. If I can't get my novel off the ground then I'm gonna finally have to say welcome to the real world, population: billions of broken dreams. |
In order to keep getting unemployment benefits from now until when I actually start the job I've been offered (which I don't know when that'll be, as there's bureaucracy going on at the moment), I need to keep applying for more jobs. I didn't want to have to deal with interviews, so I searched out jobs that were vaguely in the realm of what I do, but for which I'm simultaneously underqualified and overqualified. Underqualified in that I have no practical experience doing things like software testing, and overqualified in that they're looking for people coming out of undergraduate degrees, not PhDs with PhD wage expectations.
Last week I applied for 10 jobs. Within 24 hours I'd had phone calls or emails for four or five of them. I never had that good a response even when I was applying for jobs I'm capable of doing! |
Is that's the proof that people should apply for anything, even things they are not qualified for?
Oh by the way did someone here ever lie about having any kind of proffesional experience? If yes, how did it turn out? |