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Dixanadu 07-12-2011 02:50 PM

Leave the man alone, ye lousy hurrs.

Come on, AiN. Let us go to the smoking room.

metroixer 07-12-2011 05:49 PM

AiN is a fantastic troll

abe is now! 07-13-2011 02:07 AM

I'm not a troll I was trying to explain my point of view but with no support. I could tell you everything bad you told me just because I don't think what you say it's true (about smoking ect) but I don't care, why should I do?

@Dixanadu: shut up... just shut up. Go playing with your dildos.

moxco 07-13-2011 02:22 AM

CAFFEINE MAY BE BAD FOR YOU BUT FUCK COFFEE TASTES GOOD. IT MAKES ME FEEL FUCKING GREAT TOO.

Smoking has only downsides; no upsides. There is no reason to start smoking. And it is a hell of a lot worse than caffeine BTW.

abe is now! 07-13-2011 02:39 AM

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CAFFEINE MAY BE BAD FOR YOU BUT FUCK COFFEE TASTES GOOD. IT MAKES ME FEEL FUCKING GREAT TOO.

Smoking has only downsides; no upsides. There is no reason to start smoking. And it is a hell of a lot worse than caffeine BTW.

I know, I was just trying to say that there a lot of organic substances that hurt man not much less than nicotine. And maybe you think I read that shit on wikipedia. THAT'S NOT TRUE! I'm studying this shit. I don't wanna defend myself BECAUSE I KNOW SMOKE KILLS... I just can't believe that those three cigarettes are going to kill me.

Manco 07-13-2011 03:34 AM

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I know, I was just trying to say that there a lot of organic substances that hurt man not much less than nicotine.

Cigarettes contain a hell of a lot more than just nicotine.

abe is now! 07-13-2011 04:17 AM

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Cigarettes contain a hell of a lot more than just nicotine.

You're right.

Jordan 07-13-2011 04:22 AM

On Embarrassing Bodies (lol) the lady said they contain thousands of chemicals, including those used to preserve dead bodies. Seems as if cigarettes are a mash up of death and decay formed into convenient little cylinders. I don't intend to put one of those in my mouth at any point in my life.

MA 07-16-2011 05:39 AM

oh god. i can't stop laughing. you fucking lunatics.

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You can get cancer from drinking energise and red bull too.

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Don't play the chemistry game AiN. Tobacco smoke contains hydrogen cyanide; the chemical used in Nazi gas chambers.

cancerous drinks and Nazi gas. only on OWF.

NO WAIT

JennyGenesis 07-16-2011 05:52 AM

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I don't intend to put one of those in my mouth at any point in my life.

Nor did I..............

MA 07-16-2011 06:00 AM

but you did, you fucking failure.

JennyGenesis 07-16-2011 06:56 AM

That's the point...............

Sligstorm84 07-16-2011 10:31 AM

I think machetes are awesome but i'm not going to thrust one through my chest, same goes for smoking random chemicals conveniently wrapped in a small tube.

I'm also not going say people who smoke are throwing away their lives, black lungs are the newest fad but if someone does try smoking around me i'll tell them to go to hell, I don't need my life expectancy to drop due to their choices...

Bullet Magnet 07-16-2011 11:04 AM

Yellow lungs. Yellow and grey.

MA 07-16-2011 07:04 PM

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That's the point...............

thanks for clearing that up...............................

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I'm also not going say people who smoke are throwing away their lives, black lungs are the newest fad but if someone does try smoking around me i'll tell them to go to hell, I don't need my life expectancy to drop due to their choices...

oh, fuck off and die. it's self-righteous pricks like you that give non-smokers a bad name. i smoke, and i have no problem at all putting it out for the sake of a non-smoker if we're indoors or in a confined space. that's fair enough. but when you get those other cunts that purposely stand right next to you whilst you're outside and start doing some shitty fake cough, then ask you to put it out, it's just being fucking childish. move over there, you stupid fuck. this isn't the wild west and this town definitely is big enough for the both of us.

same goes for those fucktards that blatantly stand in a smoking area and complain loudly and obnoxiously about it being 'too smoky'. yeah, sure thing. and George Michael is 'too gay'.

moxco 07-16-2011 09:26 PM

I can make the most dots..............................................

Seriously though JG, limit your elipsis to three periods, otherwise I may make bad jokes about trying to compensate for something.

@MA
What annoys me is when smokers all crowd around the doorway to a building so I can't enter/exit the premises without getting a nice lung-full of poisonous chemicals. Apparently it's too hard to walk an additional 15 metres.

Manco 07-17-2011 02:14 AM

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What annoys me is when smokers all crowd around the doorway to a building so I can't enter/exit the premises without getting a nice lung-full of poisonous chemicals. Apparently it's too hard to walk an additional 15 metres.

It's that whole "reduced lung capacity" thing that does it.

Sligstorm84 07-17-2011 01:37 PM

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oh, fuck off and die. it's self-righteous pricks like you that give non-smokers a bad name. i smoke, and i have no problem at all putting it out for the sake of a non-smoker if we're indoors or in a confined space. that's fair enough. but when you get those other cunts that purposely stand right next to you whilst you're outside and start doing some shitty fake cough, then ask you to put it out, it's just being fucking childish. move over there, you stupid fuck. this isn't the wild west and this town definitely is big enough for the both of us.

same goes for those fucktards that blatantly stand in a smoking area and complain loudly and obnoxiously about it being 'too smoky'. yeah, sure thing. and George Michael is 'too gay'.

I meant if people see me in a no-smoking area and light up right by me anyways i wouldn't be happy, not that I go up to every smoker I see and put on an act to get them to put it out even if they're 5 feet away. Just because I made myself seem like an ass doesn't mean I am, if someone wants to smoke and it's a smoking area it's their own right, I'll move away and mind my own business.

OddjobAbe 07-17-2011 02:02 PM

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I meant if people see me in a no-smoking area and light up right by me anyways i wouldn't be happy

I don't believe anybody's deliberately looking to inconvenience you, nor do I think that they'd be lighting up in a non-smoking area (at least not intentionally).
In fact, if I was trying to indulge in a personal habit and somebody started to have a go at me, I would be about as happy as you'd be having somebody smoking around you.
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Just because I made myself seem like an ass doesn't mean I am, if someone wants to smoke and it's a smoking area it's their own right, I'll move away and mind my own business.

You'd seem a massive "ass" to me if you were stood in a smoking area at all, given your position on cigarettes.

Sligstorm84 07-17-2011 02:37 PM

So just because i don't like cigarettes means i'm an ass to stand on a sidewalk?

STM 07-17-2011 02:40 PM

That isn't a non-smoking area, therefore when you walk along the pavements you must put up with the smell of smoke like everyone else does. Stop bitching and get on with the more important things that should occupy your time.

OddjobAbe 07-17-2011 03:07 PM

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So just because i don't like cigarettes means i'm an ass to stand on a sidewalk?

A pavement is a public way, and a person has a right to do whatever the fuck he wants when he's using it. If he wants to smoke, it's his business, and if you don't like it, you're either going to have to put up with it or move.

MA 07-17-2011 03:08 PM

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I don't believe anybody's deliberately looking to inconvenience you, nor do I think that they'd be lighting up in a non-smoking area (at least not intentionally).
In fact, if I was trying to indulge in a personal habit and somebody started to have a go at me, I would be about as happy as you'd be having somebody smoking around you.

You'd seem a massive "ass" to me if you were stood in a smoking area at all, given your position on cigarettes.

this. honestly. i don't know how you manage to sum it up so well without calling them a dick or something.

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So just because i don't like cigarettes means i'm an ass to stand on a sidewalk?

no one said anything like that. read slowly. i'm sure the point was that it'd be pretty idiotic for you to stand in a smoking area in the first place with people smoking when you hold views such as these:

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if someone does try smoking around me i'll tell them to go to hell, I don't need my life expectancy to drop due to their choices...


T-nex 07-17-2011 03:25 PM

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I don't believe anybody's deliberately looking to inconvenience you, nor do I think that they'd be lighting up in a non-smoking area (at least not intentionally).

Well.. I think you may a teeeeeny bit too general. There is always the select few assholes who don't care. Such as the non-smoke area booths at the train station(for people to wait inside). You always see someone smoking inside it despite the massive 'don't smoke' signs... And the booths always have smoke buds laying around. x_x
But definitely not all smokers do this.

Usually when a person smokes, I move on the other side of the wind so it doesnt blow in my face.

OddjobAbe 07-17-2011 03:36 PM

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Well.. I think you may a teeeeeny bit too general. There is always the select few assholes who don't care.

Of course. Just like there are the shithouses of any kind of description who don't give a fuck about anything but their own interest. These people are not exclusive to smokers.

Sligstorm84 07-17-2011 03:46 PM

I know a sidewalk isn't a nonsmoking area... I was saying it in reply to OJA who said I would be an ass to stand in a smoking area when most public places are smoking areas.


And Molluck, those aren't exactly my views, I tend to exaggerate on forums and end up having to correct myself (I've had to do it twice in this post).

So, I'll stop posting in this topic in fear I'll make a bigger idiot out of myself, unless I have to correct myself again..

OddjobAbe 07-17-2011 03:54 PM

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I know a sidewalk isn't a nonsmoking area... I was saying it in reply to OJA who said I would be an ass to stand in a smoking area when most public places are smoking areas.

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A pavement is a public way, and a person has a right to do whatever the fuck he wants when he's using it. If he wants to smoke, it's his business, and if you don't like it, you're either going to have to put up with it or move.

I think you know what I meant. I think you're just desperately trying to make out that you were actually right, just misunderstood. I think you're wrong.

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And Molluck, those aren't exactly my views, I tend to exaggerate on forums and end up having to correct myself (I've had to do it twice in this post).

Don't exaggerate if you want your views to be adequately represented.

Manco 07-17-2011 04:23 PM

"well you see I was just exaggerating when I said smokers were worse than Hitler, please stop treating me with derision RESPECT MY OPINION"

Crashpunk 07-18-2011 07:01 AM

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So, I'll stop posting in this topic in fear I'll make a bigger idiot out of myself, unless I have to correct myself again..

How are you making an idiot out of yourself? your just saying your opinion?

Phylum 07-18-2011 07:36 AM

Did you read anything Oddjob posted?