being too busy to realize that my head was about to.......
Oddling l:c l |
explode like a sack of potaeto chips all because i .......
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was too busy staring at the wonderful floor! It's sooo beutiful, oh look a crack! Little did i know that i know little about nothing and...
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...that there is a spider in my washing basket.
If I could wake up anywhere with anyone, it would be with ________ in/at ___________. |
...with a computer in my toilettroom.
Now I'm going to... |
snoo.. nah
Now I am going to...... shoot something.
My ____ is ____'ing my momma's _______ ! |
My cat is stalking my momma's chicken!
Quick, chicken! ________ or the cat will eat you! |
Quick, chicken! Eat the cat or the cat will eat you!
Rude wordplay is most fun when... |
...Your online in the....
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...Pope's/Queen's private chatroom.
However, if you do find yourself in the Pope's/Queen's private chatroom, avoid... |
...mentioning Julian Clary.
If I found myself in a chatroom talking to Graham Norton, I would... |
...give him a fish. But it would...
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...probably be a salmon.
There is not enough... |
... water inside yer head to grow seaweed in it.
See the sun in the desert when... |
is really pissing me off so im going to
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...pull off a girl from...
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...the treestump, and say...
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"Yo momma dress you funny", then put her in a..........
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...box and send her to...
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...the sweedish national musuem, where...
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...she would go and eat icecream.
But when she should buy the icecream she... |
Noticed it was in the midal of winter, so she ait some snow insted. Then a police officer came up to hear and...
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..."Hey, I'm a cop, so listen to me. Don't eat snow. Eat this frost instead."
Last night I had a dream about... |
...the Finish The Sentance Game.
Luckily, when I woke up... |
I realized that it was just a dream. As I put my hands into my pockets and skipped along whistling a happy tune, I noticed there was an overweight smurf in my pocket. I asked him what he was doing there, and he said...
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..."How much further?", because as it turned out he was hitching a lift. I tolerated his constant asking of this question by replying "Just a little futher," but soon I got angry and flicked him off my shoulder.
Then he... |
...got a bunch of his smurf friends and jumped me.
After I pried all of them off, I went to... |
..burn them. Let's see them make another series now! :fuzvamp:
If fire was sticky and yawning was an offensive weapon... (bonus points for recognising where this comes from) |
(Hitch hikers guide to the galexy?)
...Then the physics of the universe has collapsed and lock up like a computer without a power button nor keboard, so you cant reboot it. 42 is... |
...a number.
Drugs are bad, mckay, don't do drugs, coz..... |