chillax hodo, we know you're tetchy because you're not getting any, but you don't need to take it out on these helpless idiots.

Holy shit, we'd better stop teasing this guy, whoever it is.

Tetchy due to having £20 to my name mainly, but you're pretty much on the mark.

£-4.30.

CYBERWOLF CYBERWOLF DONT FUCK WITH CYBERWOLF

o.O
I can't tell if you guys are screwing with me, being sarcastic, or... que?
Meesa confused.

I waited for the right person, it was wholly worth it :) good on you.

I"m essentially always fucking with people.

I HAS IT COMING :D

With that gargantuan penis of yours

Mmmmmmmmm.

It's nothing to be proud of if it hasn't been offered, yet. Once someone gives you the opportunity and you say "No, ma'am. I will not be sticking my throbbing probuscis into your warm, dripping wet hole of joy." while she sits there with her legs spread eagle, you will have the right to be proud.

well, i'm still a virgin because i'm still semi-youngish. I'll sell it on ebay though, and you guys can try to buy it. starting price: 15 $ and a pack of gum

I do, now go fucking kill yourself.

Yes, I am a virgin, unless the McGangBang counts.

Looks like someone needs a Fleshlight.

Fuck I can't believe I clicked on that link why would I do that
Did you also have to watch it a few times before your mind could comprehend it?

I was all like:
http://killer12137.bulletfiles.com/images/fuuuck.gif

I would appear to fall into the "un-proudly waiting for the right person" category then.

I fall into the category of waiting for any person.

Except the disgusting girl who asked you out today.

Don't remind me...

There's a story here that aches to be told.

Virgin, I mean, I'm only 17.

You live in Australia, not the Deep American South. We start fucking at 13.

Alcar...

By which Peter means that he gave head at around that age.

Don't be cruel.







I know it's hard for Nazis.

Depends what you define 'it' as.

So fucking true.

No. No there isn't :(

If you don't tell us, we won't love you anymore.