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OANST 03-30-2005 08:13 AM
A. Eat shit.

Q. If I'm alive and you're alive what does that make Jimmy Hendrix?

Sheriff-Murder 03-30-2005 08:15 AM
A. Dead

Q. what are bowels?

OANST 03-30-2005 08:19 AM
A. Those things that you were licking yesterday.

Q. Why doesn't god love me, uncle Jimmy?

Sheriff-Murder 03-30-2005 08:20 AM
A. cuz youre im hell.

Q. why does your bowels hurt?

duveaux 03-30-2005 08:26 AM
A. cuz you were licking 'em

Q. why would you be licking oanst's bowels?

Sheriff-Murder 03-30-2005 08:28 AM
A. cuz my bowels is itching.

Q. Why are you so mean?

duveaux 03-30-2005 08:30 AM
A. Cuz I'm from holland *plays scary muscic*

Q. Why would I take pride out of the fact that I'm from holland?

Sheriff-Murder 03-30-2005 08:34 AM
A. Becouse you really ARE from holland, just like goldmember in austin powers.

Q. anyone played conquer online?

OANST 03-30-2005 08:34 AM
A. Drugs

Q. Who im he wit da flava in da pants?

Sheriff-Murder 03-30-2005 08:35 AM
A. Wasnt that you?

Q. wasnt that you?

OANST 03-30-2005 08:36 AM
A. Maybe.

Q. I can't read. Can I?

Sheriff-Murder 03-30-2005 08:38 AM
A. you can, you just did(nt)

Q. anyone heard of featus in featu?

duveaux 03-31-2005 03:50 AM
A. nope

Q. would ya tell me 'bout it?

Sheriff-Murder 03-31-2005 03:53 AM
A. Sure.

Q. why have i sendt every second post lately?

mudling 03-31-2005 04:00 AM
A: becuase your on the ball.
Q: what happens if i deflated the ball?

Sheriff-Murder 03-31-2005 04:02 AM
A. it will die.

Q. What do you mean by ball? and deflate?

mudling 03-31-2005 04:08 AM
A: it's an expression and i was using a pun, normaly, ball are filled with air and are inflated.
Q: what is jimmeny crickets real name?

duveaux 03-31-2005 04:08 AM
A. Same as the ball's

Q. will the ball get soiled?

mudling 03-31-2005 04:12 AM
A: yes.
Q: what is there after ifinity and beyond?

Sheriff-Murder 03-31-2005 04:18 AM
A. an eye.

Q. why did i just write that, it dont make any sense.

mudling 03-31-2005 04:20 AM
A: or does it? oh, wait, it doesn't.
Q: what is here and there at the same time but no here or there?

Sheriff-Murder 03-31-2005 04:21 AM
A. Time.

Q. is time a thing?

mudling 03-31-2005 10:05 PM
A: one thing i do know is that it's time for me to leave! i'm sick of this forrum! april fools!
Q: can anyone (apart from alcar) fool me? (probibly everyone)

duveaux 03-31-2005 10:08 PM
A. Nope, I know someone who couldn't fool you!
(april fool! ofcourse I don't)

Q. Why is it that the slig on top of the page has it's legs split in half because of that "april fools" banner?

mudling 03-31-2005 10:14 PM
A: i don't know but it wouldn't be easy walking like that!
Q: does april fools day end at 12pm (midday) or 12am (the next day)?

Abe16 03-31-2005 10:23 PM
A : Only if you want it too! :P

Q : Is the April fool real?

Sheriff-Murder 03-31-2005 10:31 PM
A.Nope, press it and see.

Q. is it 1. april today???

Abe16 03-31-2005 10:36 PM
A : In some regions...

Q : Will someone ever ban April Fools

mudling 03-31-2005 11:14 PM
A: probably!
Q: how was april fools day created/iinvented?

OANST 04-01-2005 12:04 PM
A. Some people celebrated the new year on April 1st even after the calender was updated to have January as the new year. This eventually became known as April fools day. True.

Q. Did I answer truthfully?


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