Last night I watched The Ninth Gate, with Johnny Depp...

I have to say that he has sex with two pieces of tail!!!

It's bifurcated? Well, it is a movie about the devil, I suppose.

I don't recall any furry eroticism in that movie.

I don't recall any substance in that movie in the slightest.

Though in fairness I was about ten when I watched it.

Watch it again XD

Actually, don't. It's a pretty crappy movie.

I think you mean awesome.

I really don't. That was a really bad film. AND IT WAS MADE BY A PEDOPHILE.

I didn't think it was half bad. And no, I still don't recall any furry eroticism.

Pics/vids or it didn't happen.

People will excuse almost anything of a movie if it has Johnny Depp in it. Seriously, that movie was a fucking stinker.

I can't post a porno...

We have understood that you don't like it, ONAST XD

Look at AiN, telling me where I can stow my bullshit. Our boy is growing up.

I'm going to reiterate that you should go See Where the Wild Things Are.

Also, I watched The Benchwarmers on friday. Jordan bought it a few weeks ago at Value Village and still hadn't watched it, so we were like 'Sure, it's just a dumb kids movie, whatev's.'

It was actually very, very bad. So bad, in fact, that I have to quote something from Wikipedia to get my point across:
Rob Schneider played the coolest character in the movie.
Yeah.
Really.

Besides Johnny Depp, I thought it was still a pretty good movie overall. Why don't you tell me the things about it that make it suck so much.

It's pacing is atrocious. None of the revelations made sense, it was completely anti-climactic, the movie was just as confused about what was happening as the audience, the pacing was atrocious, the pacing was atrocious, and the pacing was atrocious.

How was the pacing?

Pretty good.

I didn't find it that confusing, and I felt moved along a a leisurely, steady pace which only helped to maintain the amtosphere of the film.

Dead Snow. Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. Smashing stuff.

Mars Attacks. It's about time sombody killed Jack Black.

Jack Black wasn't in Mars Attacks....?

I saw Where The Wild Things Are. God, what a disappointment. I mean, what were they thinking.


I'm kidding. That was one of the most beautiful films I have ever seen. I loved every second of it. I won't say whether I teared up at the end. I'm just not telling.

:)

Up made Charlie Brooker cry.

Me too. Fuck anyone who says this wasn't good.

It's shit.

That's Just asinine.

The Man Who Sued God. Ending was a bit squiffy, but it summed up how I feel about insurance companies.

I watched It's A Wonderful Life two nights ago, manly tears were shed.

No matter how old and senile I may become, there will always be a place in my heart for Starship Troopers.

This Is It.

It was an okay film, but it should be called 'This Was It'.

I've just seen Tropic Thunder AH AH AH

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Where the wild things are made me cry, sort of.

Best movie I've seen in quite some time.

The newest film i've seen is "trick r treat" during halloween which I enjoyed.

I've never seen "where the wild things are" though as long as were talking about crying, I cried at the end of "marley and me"

I KNOW RIGHT
BECAUSE THE DOG DIES?

Yep

though that's probably ruined the ending for anyone who hasn't seen it.

I know right? Epic.

ha.

I don't want to see Trick 'R Treat because I was such a fan of the animated short it's based on when I was younger. I don't care if the same guy made the movie, it sounds like balls. Cocks and balls.

I didn't know there was an animated short, i'll have to look it up