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mudling 03-31-2005 04:20 AM

A: or does it? oh, wait, it doesn't.
Q: what is here and there at the same time but no here or there?

Sheriff-Murder 03-31-2005 04:21 AM

A. Time.

Q. is time a thing?

mudling 03-31-2005 10:05 PM

A: one thing i do know is that it's time for me to leave! i'm sick of this forrum! april fools!
Q: can anyone (apart from alcar) fool me? (probibly everyone)

duveaux 03-31-2005 10:08 PM

A. Nope, I know someone who couldn't fool you!
(april fool! ofcourse I don't)

Q. Why is it that the slig on top of the page has it's legs split in half because of that "april fools" banner?

mudling 03-31-2005 10:14 PM

A: i don't know but it wouldn't be easy walking like that!
Q: does april fools day end at 12pm (midday) or 12am (the next day)?

Abe16 03-31-2005 10:23 PM

A : Only if you want it too! :P

Q : Is the April fool real?

Sheriff-Murder 03-31-2005 10:31 PM

A.Nope, press it and see.

Q. is it 1. april today???

Abe16 03-31-2005 10:36 PM

A : In some regions...

Q : Will someone ever ban April Fools

mudling 03-31-2005 11:14 PM

A: probably!
Q: how was april fools day created/iinvented?

OANST 04-01-2005 12:04 PM

A. Some people celebrated the new year on April 1st even after the calender was updated to have January as the new year. This eventually became known as April fools day. True.

Q. Did I answer truthfully?

mudling 04-02-2005 12:21 AM

A: if it is still april fools day (before midday) when you posted this then probibly not.
Q: what can only be used when inside out?

Sheriff-Murder 04-02-2005 06:28 AM

A. A pig!

Q.why did you choose that name?(anybody)

Oddish 04-02-2005 06:40 AM

A. Becuase it aint sheriff-Murder.

Q. What's rule number one?

duveaux 04-02-2005 06:47 AM

A. Don't ever post on a spam thread!

Q. Why did I just do so?

Sheriff-Murder 04-02-2005 06:55 AM

A. Becouse you think it`s fun.

Q. why is it fun to watch peoples being idiots?

OANST 04-02-2005 09:55 AM

A. Causes peoples is stupids fer da glorie of da gold.

Q. Are you a masochist or a sadist?

duveaux 04-02-2005 10:09 AM

A. sadist (muahahaa) (Kidding)

Q. what did old and not so tasty mean with:

:

Who im he wit da flava in da pants?
?
It drive s me crazy!!!

Sheriff-Murder 04-02-2005 10:28 AM

A. Who is the guy with the flower the the pants.(i think)

Q. why is godlesswanderer so nice and give sigs to everyone?

Oddish 04-02-2005 10:33 AM

A. He wants to make the forums a nicer place.

Q. Can I ask you a question?

OANST 04-02-2005 11:13 AM

A. No! F*&^k you!

Q. Yes?

mudling 04-02-2005 11:27 AM

A: yes!

Q: why doesn't everyone stop fighting and start jumping around in circles, under green feilds and rainbows?

OANST 04-02-2005 12:12 PM

A. Rainbows make my bowels hurt:(

Q. What doesn't make my bowels hurt?

mudling 04-02-2005 12:42 PM

A: food!

Q: what number am i thinking of between 1-5?

Oddish 04-02-2005 12:57 PM

A. 10

Q. What is that mud in Mudling's banner doing to the other mud? >.<

mudling 04-02-2005 01:01 PM

A: LOL. (suspicsosly) i don't know.

Q: what is the stranger on oddish's avitar hiding?

Abe16 04-02-2005 03:12 PM

A : His deepest darkest secret...He's adopted!

Q :How did mudling come up with his screeen name? :lol:

OANST 04-05-2005 12:17 PM

A. He smoked banana peels.

Q. Why can't I see the waves?

Abe16 04-05-2005 12:35 PM

A : Because of your od computr monitor

Q : Why has my credit card expired?

T-nex 04-05-2005 12:37 PM

Q: Why must someone alsways answer before me :(


A(to myself): Wait.. i know why.. Abe16's status is on invisible!! :rant: I can't see if soemone's replying >_<

Oddish 04-05-2005 12:38 PM

A. Radioactive waves

Q. Can you pass the ketchup?

Edit: What the...

Abe16 04-05-2005 12:39 PM

NEVER MIND!!! It's getting way too confusing!

T-nex 04-05-2005 12:39 PM

A: Because it doesn't like you...

Q: why doesn't it like you?

Oddish 04-05-2005 12:41 PM

What the...

A. Dosn't give him any credit

Q. Now, where did put my remote?

mudling 04-05-2005 12:43 PM

A: becuase he treats it badly and on mars the cards have life.
Q: is there life on mars?

OANST 04-05-2005 12:45 PM

A. No.

Q. Why not?

Oddish 04-05-2005 12:46 PM

What the...!?

A. Yeah, Abe16 lives there.

Q. Whats brown and sticky?

OANST 04-05-2005 12:49 PM

A. Your blood after I took a dump in it.

Q. Was that a bit over the line?

Abe16 04-05-2005 02:11 PM

A : If you think so.

Q : Why do people keep shows on the air when only 12 people are into it?

T-nex 04-05-2005 09:41 PM

A: Because they don't like you.

Q: Does anybody like you?

duveaux 04-05-2005 09:45 PM

A. don't think so

Q. Does anybody like the rich and famous chicken?