Exactly. It was simply semi-surrealist brain drool. That happened to land on poor, poor OANST.

To date my loss of virginity is directly responsible for 35 posts, a blog entry, two blog comment, (Not counting my contributions), was probably the main point of inspiration for a new thread and has made me the talk of the town among my MSN buddies (Most of which are sexual deviants in themselves), is this usual or am I just very loud/disgusting/geeky? (Delete whichever is inapplicable.)

Keep your surrealist semen off of my lips.

This joke actually didn't bother me. It's the half-joking, half-serious ones that make me wish that I just didn't look at the thread. I really dislike creepy people who talk about "fucking" all the time and act as if they are just being silly, but you can see that little gleam in their eye. That gleam? Oh, I'll tell you about that gleam. That gleam.....is none of your business!

It's also none of mine and I would like to keep it that way.

You're a newfag :tard:

Alcar...

You know, before and during, if you have a solid connection with the woman, it isn't really an issue.

It's only an issue when you get in the shower and theres dried black on your pubes.

No. Just no.

There is always going to be an innate response to expel the contents of my stomach upon such revulsion. If I wanted to sex in blood, I'd slit my fuck buddy's throat and get oral that way.

Alcar...

Yeah, but anal blood and vaginal blood are different stories.

There's more blood gushing out of vaginas than an anus.

Alcar...

Dance! Everybody dance!

It's all about quality the way I see it.

But then I've never had sex with a bleedy butt, so I guess I can't say.

Depends on what they've been doing with their anus.

GOOSH GOOSH! GOOSH GOOSH!

I and about nobody else will understand that. Good thing, too.

Have you been using that Gilette dildo I sent you?

The best a man can get.

I thought you got me the Schick Quattro Titanium dildo?

..ah, I can't remember. I got so may for my birthday.

I've forgotten to update this... I'm not virgin.

Schick is the sound it makes when you use the bleedin' thing.

Ditto.

I love the commercial brainwashing I'm seeing here.

I can't lose my virginity till marriage.
And if I don't tie the knot then this Slig isn't getting any action!

Sligs don't have reproductive organs.

Have a nice life fondling your mouthflaps post-marriage.

I was refering to my username. Given the status of the Slig queen I would consider not having sexual organs a blessing.

I was going to think that you really didn't have sexual organs...

Someone's-a fondling mouthflaps now???? Where was I during all this?

yes i am...

yes i am waiting for somone special

this forum is very interesting

in a laughable sort of way...

I thought it was in the OWF rules that you must be a virgin to join?

Don't forget to double cross.

Yeah, and then you get raped by Peter in that ceremony.

I mean it's not really a ceremony, it's just him wearing a mask.
And raping you.




Repeatedly.

I enjoy it.

Alcar...

Haha more than 50% of u are virgs noobs xD

This is relevant to AlienMagi's post. Listen to the chorus. There's a word in there that sums AM up.

Dude your fucking 14!

I'm proud to say that I am, and I honestly don't care how many people insult me for it. I'm saving myself for my love. I don't want to lose my virginity to some random person, or someone who's going to break up with me soon after. Get it?

YOU'RE

Haha you're illiterate.