Depends on what they've been doing with their anus.

GOOSH GOOSH! GOOSH GOOSH!

I and about nobody else will understand that. Good thing, too.

Have you been using that Gilette dildo I sent you?

The best a man can get.

I thought you got me the Schick Quattro Titanium dildo?

..ah, I can't remember. I got so may for my birthday.

I've forgotten to update this... I'm not virgin.

Schick is the sound it makes when you use the bleedin' thing.

Ditto.

I love the commercial brainwashing I'm seeing here.

I can't lose my virginity till marriage.
And if I don't tie the knot then this Slig isn't getting any action!

Sligs don't have reproductive organs.

Have a nice life fondling your mouthflaps post-marriage.

I was refering to my username. Given the status of the Slig queen I would consider not having sexual organs a blessing.

I was going to think that you really didn't have sexual organs...

Someone's-a fondling mouthflaps now???? Where was I during all this?

yes i am...

yes i am waiting for somone special

this forum is very interesting

in a laughable sort of way...

I thought it was in the OWF rules that you must be a virgin to join?

Don't forget to double cross.

Yeah, and then you get raped by Peter in that ceremony.

I mean it's not really a ceremony, it's just him wearing a mask.
And raping you.




Repeatedly.

I enjoy it.

Alcar...

Haha more than 50% of u are virgs noobs xD

This is relevant to AlienMagi's post. Listen to the chorus. There's a word in there that sums AM up.

Dude your fucking 14!

I'm proud to say that I am, and I honestly don't care how many people insult me for it. I'm saving myself for my love. I don't want to lose my virginity to some random person, or someone who's going to break up with me soon after. Get it?

YOU'RE

Haha you're illiterate.

chillax hodo, we know you're tetchy because you're not getting any, but you don't need to take it out on these helpless idiots.

Holy shit, we'd better stop teasing this guy, whoever it is.

Tetchy due to having £20 to my name mainly, but you're pretty much on the mark.

£-4.30.

CYBERWOLF CYBERWOLF DONT FUCK WITH CYBERWOLF

o.O
I can't tell if you guys are screwing with me, being sarcastic, or... que?
Meesa confused.

I waited for the right person, it was wholly worth it :) good on you.

I"m essentially always fucking with people.

I HAS IT COMING :D

With that gargantuan penis of yours

Mmmmmmmmm.

It's nothing to be proud of if it hasn't been offered, yet. Once someone gives you the opportunity and you say "No, ma'am. I will not be sticking my throbbing probuscis into your warm, dripping wet hole of joy." while she sits there with her legs spread eagle, you will have the right to be proud.

well, i'm still a virgin because i'm still semi-youngish. I'll sell it on ebay though, and you guys can try to buy it. starting price: 15 $ and a pack of gum

I do, now go fucking kill yourself.

Yes, I am a virgin, unless the McGangBang counts.

Looks like someone needs a Fleshlight.

Fuck I can't believe I clicked on that link why would I do that
Did you also have to watch it a few times before your mind could comprehend it?

I was all like:
http://killer12137.bulletfiles.com/images/fuuuck.gif

I would appear to fall into the "un-proudly waiting for the right person" category then.

I fall into the category of waiting for any person.

Except the disgusting girl who asked you out today.