It's probably already been said but it's to late to trawl through 6 pages in this thread.

What do you call a chav that lives in a box?

Unusually rich.

[Although apparantly 'Innit' is another answer.]

- Rexy

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brown?
Artificial Intelligence.


note: I actually said that one yesterday to a blonde who had dyed her hair brown. She wasn't too happy.

There were two blondes at the gas station, one of them gets out of the car but locks herself in. She notices she cracked the window and is trying to fish out the keys with a stick. The other blonde inside the same car says, "Move it a little to the right."

Two blondes were sitting out on a deck at night. One of them asks, "Which do you think is closer, the moon or Florida?" the other blonde repllies, "Duh! Which one can you see?"

How do you keep a blonde busy? Tell her to go into the corner of a circular room.

How do you break a blonde's nose? Put a dildo under a glass table.

A blonde walks past a meadow, and sees a shepard with his sheep. She says to the shepard: "If I can guess the amount of sheep you have, can I keep one?" "Sure" says the shepard. So the blonde thinks, and finally says "174". "That's correct!" And the blonde answers: "I'll take this one then"
"I'm sorry, but you can't take that", says the shepard. "But I thought I could take any sheep?", the blonde replied. "Yeah, you can, but that's my sheeps-dog!".


A blonde walks into an electonics store, and asks the salesman: "I wanna buy that tv", while pointing at the apparatus.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" he answers.

So the blonde goes off, and returns later, with her hair dyed.
"I'd like to buy that TV please", she says.
"I'm sorry, m'am" the salesman says, "We don't sell to blondes!"

So the blonde gets angry and goes away again. When she enters the store for the second time, she has shaven all her hair off.
"I'd like to buy that TV, please", she repeats.
"I have told you before, we don't sell to blondes.", is the answer.
The blonde is flabbergasted, and asks: "How did you know I was blonde? I dyed my hair, and even shaved it off!"

"Well," says the salesman, "I know that, because you're trying to buy a microwave!"

What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?

They both stick thier meat in eight year olds' buns.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson an pimples?
Pimples won't come on your face until you're 14.

Why are Michael Jackson and Mickey mouse the same?

They both like little kids, both have high pitched voices, and both are black with a white face.