A: If he buys me lunch.
Q: Oranges are orange but are Reds, red? |
A. guess so!
Q. are violets violet? |
A : Ask again.
Q : Do clowns make a fool of themselves JUST to be paid? |
A. Both
Q. what am i? |
A; A mudokon scrub
Q: What's a mudokon scrub? |
A. a mudukon that is a scrub.
Q. What is the meaning of life, to die? |
A: No, it's to eat so many burgers, that you puke.
Q: What is green, yellow, red and blue but still the same colour? |
A. You!
Q. what is a taste? |
A. A pure sensation, baby. A pure sensation.
Q. Why do I feel so all alone? |
A: because no one else than you exists... Didn't you know? you have split-personalllity... or more split-personalities.
Q: What is a split-personality? |
A. A siamese twin.
Q. I'm simple? |
A. yup.
Q. why do i write this? |
A. No, you're one of the most advanced people I know. That may be because you're a split personality
Q. does the rich and famous chicken have a split personality? |
A. y yes.
Q. why do i write this? |
A: Because you have no other questions to ask.
Q: Are Wotsits really cheesy or just plain cheesy? |
A. They are simply delicious.
Q.Where is heaven, daddy? |
A. to the north son... to the north....
Q. why did i just answer so stupid? |
A. according to the simple things you are writing it's to higher your post count.
Q. Imagine. You are having your birthday, but at the exact time somebody you don't know is having a baby. How much sandwiches did she eat? |
A. 14 much sandwiches
Q. Where is hell, mommy? |
A. here son... right here...
Q. what does the volcano do when its right below my toilet? |
A. Eat shit.
Q. If I'm alive and you're alive what does that make Jimmy Hendrix? |
A. Dead
Q. what are bowels? |
A. Those things that you were licking yesterday.
Q. Why doesn't god love me, uncle Jimmy? |
A. cuz youre im hell.
Q. why does your bowels hurt? |
A. cuz you were licking 'em
Q. why would you be licking oanst's bowels? |
A. cuz my bowels is itching.
Q. Why are you so mean? |
A. Cuz I'm from holland *plays scary muscic*
Q. Why would I take pride out of the fact that I'm from holland? |
A. Becouse you really ARE from holland, just like goldmember in austin powers.
Q. anyone played conquer online? |
A. Drugs
Q. Who im he wit da flava in da pants? |
A. Wasnt that you?
Q. wasnt that you? |
A. Maybe.
Q. I can't read. Can I? |
A. you can, you just did(nt)
Q. anyone heard of featus in featu? |
A. nope
Q. would ya tell me 'bout it? |
A. Sure.
Q. why have i sendt every second post lately? |
A: becuase your on the ball.
Q: what happens if i deflated the ball? |
A. it will die.
Q. What do you mean by ball? and deflate? |
A: it's an expression and i was using a pun, normaly, ball are filled with air and are inflated.
Q: what is jimmeny crickets real name? |
A. Same as the ball's
Q. will the ball get soiled? |
A: yes.
Q: what is there after ifinity and beyond? |
A. an eye.
Q. why did i just write that, it dont make any sense. |