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MeechMunchie 02-14-2010 06:59 AM

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You build a device that can travel at near light speed and attach to it one one end of your wormhole.

Then you find a naturally occurring wormhole to the very distant past and send it through. It will come out light-years from Earth and billions of years in the past. It spends much of that time speeding towards Earth, then waits for the desired age to occur.

Belive it or not, I was going to say that.

shaman 02-14-2010 07:05 AM

I believe you.

MeechMunchie 02-14-2010 07:22 AM

LIES.

Brought to you by Plagarism Inc. - Stealing people's memes for 37 years

Bullet Magnet 02-14-2010 07:34 AM

Joe will come along in a minute and think, "hang on a sec!"

Wings of Fire 02-14-2010 07:48 AM

hang on a sec

AlienMagi 02-14-2010 07:51 AM

Don't think a time machine could exist...
But if I had the chance I'd go to the prehistoric age and show off to cave people :)

Nate 02-14-2010 02:24 PM

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You'd have to travel just above the speed of light to make any progress.

Don't talk about what you don't know, you Philosophy student. MA is talking about the fact that time slows down as you go faster. Thus, travelling around planets at a speed approaching the speed of light will make you age slower than your peers that stayed at home, which means you're effectively zooming in to the future.

Grieva 02-14-2010 02:38 PM

Your other alternative for time travel is to pilot a spacecraft through the Hasslein curve, but this seems to only have two exit points at 1972 and 3978, and one of those is ruled by apes

Wings of Fire 02-14-2010 02:38 PM

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Don't talk about what you don't know, you Philosophy student. MA is talking about the fact that time slows down as you go faster. Thus, travelling around planets at a speed approaching the speed of light will make you age slower than your peers that stayed at home, which means you're effectively zooming in to the future.

I thought he was talking about using time zones to travel back through time? I had similar thoughts a few weeks ago.

AlienMagi 02-14-2010 02:47 PM

Why do people think you could travel time with speed?
Just asking, cause I really want to get involved with this.

Nate 02-14-2010 02:57 PM

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Why do people think you could travel time with speed?
Just asking, cause I really want to get involved with this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_relativity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation

AlienMagi 02-14-2010 03:05 PM

And how could you know this is true?

In my opinion time does not exist anywhere but in our heads. It's just present, the happening, just staying where it is... not going further, not going faster or slower or anything... it's just there.. and we are in it. This theory of relativity... it was said that Time goes more slowly in higher gravitational fields. I think it's just a mindfuck when you actually feel like the time goes slower but instead your brain just work slower... in a way.

This is just my quick opinion, don't get me wrong.

Bullet Magnet 02-14-2010 04:11 PM

How can your mind, or anything else for that matter, work faster or slower without time? There can be no speed or acceleration without time. Without time everything is still. I would say "eternally still," but it's not really eternity when it is just a single moment. Without time there will only ever be one moment.

On the time dilation page you might want to scroll down to the heading entitled "experimental confirmation". We're hardly dealing with what time "seems" like when two identical synchronised atomic clocks emerge from their respective journeys telling different times.

Long ago we came to the point in science where the world stopped making sense. Common sense is worthless on the front lines of science these days. And why should the universe make sense to us? We only ever needed to think in terms of very slow speeds and scales perfectly between the very small and very large, the middleworld where classical physics is applicable. But at the extremes the universe behaves very differently, in a way that we never had to deal with in our evolutionary history. It's made and it's insane. We can observe what happens when a particle meets itself coming the other way, because they can do that. And it doesn't matter how irritating, annoying or confusing it is, we just do the maths and they predict our experiments and observations correctly, to an obscene degree of accuracy.

RayOni 02-14-2010 04:47 PM

I would go in 2010 to buy Oddbox or in 2011 to look Citizen Siege!:D

Emesdee 02-14-2010 05:02 PM

Go back about two and a half decades with an HD TV and Xbox 360 and blow people's minds. I like the simple things.

MA 02-14-2010 05:30 PM

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And how could you know this is true?

In my opinion time does not exist anywhere but in our heads. It's just present, the happening, just staying where it is... not going further, not going faster or slower or anything... it's just there.. and we are in it. This theory of relativity... it was said that Time goes more slowly in higher gravitational fields. I think it's just a mindfuck when you actually feel like the time goes slower but instead your brain just work slower... in a way.

This is just my quick opinion, don't get me wrong.

don't even go there.

i know because i've been there, and i was wrong. i was fucking embarrassing.

Wings of Fire 02-14-2010 05:37 PM

TIME

IS ON MY SIDE

OH YES IT IS

Ridg3 02-15-2010 02:28 AM

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Don't think a time machine could exist...
But if I had the chance I'd go to the prehistoric age and show off to cave people :)

They'll make fun of you for not having the same fashion sense as those hip young bastards are wont to do.

I wonder I can go back and sire my brother/son. ohhhh, that's disgusting

MeechMunchie 02-15-2010 03:45 AM

♪ If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay ♫

Nate 02-15-2010 04:40 AM

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I wonder I can go back and sire my brother/son. ohhhh, that's disgusting

Why do you need to go back in time to do that?

Josh 02-15-2010 05:43 AM

♪ LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAIN! ♫


Oh come on, SOMEBODY had to.

MeechMunchie 02-15-2010 05:54 AM

TIME WARP

Ridg3 02-15-2010 01:06 PM

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Why do you need to go back in time to do that?

I'd feel less awkward if she didn't know who I was.

Wings of Fire 02-15-2010 01:07 PM

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Well apart from Germans :s

Something tells me that at the time the Second World War was finally over the population of Germany as a whole were at least as happy as the British, French and Americans were.

I'd go back to the eighteenth century in Germany and ask Friedrich Nietzsche what the hell he was talking about.

Nate 02-15-2010 02:36 PM

This one is borderline Bits 'n' Pieces, but I figured it would be relevant enough here. It's a timeline of time travel plots from Hollywood. Click on it to view the creative process that led to this final version.

http://infobeautiful.s3.amazonaws.co...travel_960.gif

AlienMagi 02-15-2010 03:55 PM

Nate... Are you serious..?

Mac Sirloin 02-15-2010 07:18 PM

I think I'd just go back really far and take a great big shit in the ocean, then see what evolved in the future.

Nate 02-16-2010 01:54 AM

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Nate... Are you serious..?

Erm... why wouldn't I be?

enchilado 02-16-2010 06:45 PM

If I had a Time Machine, I'd go to Europe to see the fascination cultures :)

Sligoth 02-18-2010 12:38 AM

I'd go back to 1959 and live my life through the 60's as it's where I belong. Then when 1970 arrives, I'd go back and repeat.

OANST 02-18-2010 10:07 AM

Take a bath, hippie.

OddjobAbe 02-18-2010 11:04 AM

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I'd go back to 1959 and live my life through the 60's as it's where I belong. Then when 1970 arrives, I'd go back and repeat.

I hate it when people say "I belong in such and such a time". I bet half the people who say it wouldn't go through with it if the opportunity arose, or would wish they hadn't. I think that people tend to view the past as it is portrayed in the media, which more often than not have their nostalgia goggles on. Things are a lot better in many ways now than they were several decades in the past, and the sooner people realise that and focus their concentration on the present, the better.

OANST 02-18-2010 11:06 AM

Take a hit, dad.

Sligoth 02-19-2010 02:52 AM

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I hate it when people say "I belong in such and such a time". I bet half the people who say it wouldn't go through with it if the opportunity arose, or would wish they hadn't. I think that people tend to view the past as it is portrayed in the media, which more often than not have their nostalgia goggles on. Things are a lot better in many ways now than they were several decades in the past, and the sooner people realise that and focus their concentration on the present, the better.

No, because I really really detest modern lifestyles. I see nowdays as the worst the world has been, what with chavs and other horrible things. If I had the chance to live my life in the 60's, bet any money I'd say goodbye to these times and leave without so much as even looking back. I know a lot of people talk about things they would never do. But there is nothing I want more in life than to have been living it then. I do belong there, everything I love is from those times, be it music, TV, fasion, everything. Modern life makes me depressed and I want no part of it. Ever. I would miss videogames but that would be all. That's just the way I'm built, and I'm out of place. :fuzblink:

OddjobAbe 02-19-2010 03:25 AM

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No, because I really really detest modern lifestyles. I see nowdays as the worst the world has been, what with chavs and other horrible things.

Oh, yes. Nothing equally horrible ever existed in the '60s, did it? What you see in mainstream media is not representative of the opinions and interests of a regular modern-day person (and I'm sure it wasn't in the '60s - I bet you a lot of people wished they were alive a couple of decades ago back then, because "they would have been the days") - it merely shows the morons and the loud people. There is a lot of good in the modern day, but it just doesn't get noticed, because people are too busy complaining about the bad, and worrying over whether John Smith's going to win the X Factor or not.

Sligoth 02-19-2010 03:51 AM

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Oh, yes. Nothing equally horrible ever existed in the '60s, did it? What you see in mainstream media is not representative of the opinions and interests of a regular modern-day person (and I'm sure it wasn't in the '60s - I bet you a lot of people wished they were alive a couple of decades ago back then, because "they would have been the days") - it merely shows the morons and the loud people. There is a lot of good in the modern day, but it just doesn't get noticed, because people are too busy complaining about the bad, and worrying over whether John Smith's going to win the X Factor or not.

I don't doubt that there was bad in the 60's but those are the times I was brought up around. If I have to have some bad around me, I'd rather it be in the 60's than now. I just don't like modern times. I don't like modern music or TV, or fasion sense. I like how it was in the 60's, so therefore, I want to be there. I will take any bad with it as to me, it is well worth it. But I am certainly not happy taking the bad in modern times, as I honestly hate them. Basically, it boils down to this. I am not happy in these times. There is absolutely nothing for me in these times, everything gives me depression. Even the sight of something modern makes a cloud come over me. Call it wierd if you like. I know where I want to be, but unfortunatelly, I will never get that.

Grieva 02-19-2010 04:06 AM

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I like how it was in the 60's

You don't know how it was in the 60's,

You've got this warped view as a lot of popular culture lionizes the period

Sligoth 02-19-2010 04:11 AM

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You don't know how it was in the 60's,

You've got this warped view as a lot of popular culture lionizes the period

I know the music, TV and fasion of the 60's. I also know people who WERE from the 60's, ones who have told me the bad and the good. I know enough to know I want to be there. Notining anyone says will change this, nothing at all. :)

EDIT: I just watched your Oddworld Inspired Animation. That was awesome.

Phylum 02-19-2010 04:25 AM

I know more about 60s music than modern songs. I can name about 4 songs released last year, if I'm lucky...

Also, the above as made me think that the ideal time to live was a time before people were civilized enough to look to the past and see how much better things once were. Life would have been so much easier back then...

Nate 02-19-2010 04:37 AM

Sligoth: What's you're position on household items made of plastic? What about air conditioners, central heating and microwaves? Would you like an affordable car? A television that doesn't cost a month's wages? How about a quality medical system that cares for you without gouging out your wallet? Would you like to go to university and get a top-notch education without having millionaire parents?

If you answered 'Yes' to any of those questions, you'd better stay right here.
With the possible exception of the medical system one. Depending on where you live, you might not actually be better off today