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MA 08-18-2009 10:31 AM

i'm gay.

Josh 08-18-2009 10:45 AM

WHY MOMMY!? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!? *Sob*

MA 08-18-2009 11:05 AM

you're gay.

OddjobAbe 08-18-2009 11:25 AM

Along with the forum's administrators.

MA 08-18-2009 11:55 AM

i was hoping he would bite so i could reveal that i was just suggesting what a glukkon would never say.

OddjobAbe 08-18-2009 11:57 AM

Sorry. Feel free to negrep me.

Nate 08-18-2009 10:03 PM

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i was hoping he would bite so i could reveal that i was just suggesting what a glukkon would never say.

You made yourself far too obvious there.

EVP_Glukkon 08-19-2009 03:51 AM

Hahahah this is hilarious.

Nate 08-19-2009 06:36 AM

See, mollucks assistant, this is the sort of subtlety you need:
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Hahahah this is hilarious.

You'll never know whether he's actually saying it about the thread or whether he's saying that no Glukkon in their right mind would ever describe the thread as 'hilarious'.

Ambiguity... that's the stuff.

Josh 08-19-2009 10:42 AM

SUCK MY LEFT ONE!

AlexFili 08-19-2009 11:36 AM

I MEANT MY FOOT!

MA 08-19-2009 12:02 PM

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SUCK MY LEFT ONE!

ha.

OH SORRY WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE?

Sekto Springs 08-19-2009 12:25 PM

"Today I think I'll donate to charity, brush my teeth, and dress like Tiny Tim"

MeechMunchie 08-20-2009 02:36 AM

My shoulders itch.

AnGrY_GreeteR 08-20-2009 03:21 AM

"Abe is hawt."

"Boy my legs are tired of walking"

"What if i was the one in slave labor?"

"GET THE LUBE!"

Josh 08-20-2009 05:56 AM

So, turning gay means i'm into incest? Sweet.

Bullet Magnet 08-20-2009 06:37 AM

Why has exactly the same bollocks that has ravaged OT come here?

shaman 08-20-2009 06:42 AM

It's the Forum version of Swine Flu BM. Unisolated cases all over the forums...

AnGrY_GreeteR 08-20-2009 12:06 PM

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Why has exactly the same bollocks that has ravaged OT come here?

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It's the Forum version of Swine Flu BM. Unisolated cases all over the forums...

Wow if i cant even get a post in anywhere now without being ridiculed i know I've done my job..
Part of me wants to be accepted, the other part wants to say stupid shit.
LOL

Xavier 08-20-2009 10:05 PM

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Why has exactly the same bollocks that has ravaged OT come here?

I'm planning to throw this all in nercum in a few days anyway...

Josh 08-21-2009 02:57 AM

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I'm planning to throw this all in nercum in a few days anyway...

Awwww. If we don't say mentally warped things can it stay? :3

MA 08-23-2009 08:22 AM

i will now proceed to defy my own anatomy and kiss my own arse by breaking my own back and putting my own head between my own legs.

is that mentally warped enough, Xav?

AlexFili 08-23-2009 12:08 PM

I was so cold it nearly dropped off.
I MEANT MY HAND!

Josh 08-24-2009 01:00 AM

Wait, if we ALL came from Lady Margret, where did the fertile Glukks come from...?
OH THAT IS JUST WRONG!

lycaon17 08-24-2009 08:11 AM

"I Love You. ^_^"

MA 08-24-2009 11:00 AM

i didn't know you could pronounce '^_^' in any verbal language.

i cant believe i just typed a smilie face using those daft symbols. i feel...stupider?

MeechMunchie 08-24-2009 11:04 AM

If this goes to six pages, I am going to eat my arm.

MA 08-24-2009 11:07 AM

now thats something a glukkon wouldn't say! eh? right? am i right?






am i right?! huh?! HUUUUUH?!? :crying: