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Bullet Magnet 10-19-2008 05:12 AM
Okay, I wasn't particularly hot on the concept of sex at all before. I am now very much comfortable with the idea of never having sex.

Laser 10-19-2008 05:13 AM
Over here I think thats called the rainbow kiss...Grats WoF

Anonyman! 10-19-2008 06:33 AM
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Okay, I wasn't particularly hot on the concept of sex at all before. I am now very much comfortable with the idea of never having sex.
NO BM YOU MUST SPREAD YOUR SEED SO WE CAN HAVE MORE GENIUS BABIES

Fuzzle Guy 10-19-2008 07:59 AM
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WARNING. OVER 18 POST MAY FOLLOW!

I've had a long distance girlfriend for over a year now, last night she managed to escape the evil clutches of her parents and come down to Glasgow, we went to the pictures, had some fun, watched some movie called City of Ember (I was too preoccupied to care) walking back home we had some more fun and in my bedroom she suddenly fell asleep and then woke up, practically screaming about period pains, she took some painkillers and calmed down, we talked for a while in my bed then we felt well enough for some more uber epic fun. PROTIP TO ALL VIRGINS WHO HAVEN'T HAD YEARS OF SEX-ED, condoms are actually trickier to use than would first appear. Actual physical contact was involved, I ache but I'm pretty sure she aches more, she's currently lying behind me on my bed as we're about to go to the train station where I shall see her off and hope to God her parents don't notice the huge bite mark on her neck (While not being the worst one it's by far the most visible hurhurhur).

And there was bleeding, lots of fucking bleeding. Fucking periods, I have sheets covered in blood, towels covered in blood, two fingers of my right hand stained in blood and until we took a shower together a lot of the rest of my body was stained in blood.

I think that distinctly graphic post counts as good enough proof? Considering in my time here I have proven myself as a cute and nice, if intellectual poster.

Oh and stop fapping off to this, thats right THAT MEANS YOU!
Am I bragging? I just might be, I felt a pressing need to tell the whole story and my best friend wont be available for a while yet, so I did the next best thing and told a load of faceless yaps, trolls and cock lovers on my local forums.
I really want to see City of Ember now. It sounds like it does wonders... I'll choose to go see it with a girl.

Havoc 10-19-2008 08:22 AM
WoF seriously, your first time and you choose to do it with a girl having her period? Were you really that desperate?

Anyway congrats :D.

T-nex 10-19-2008 08:25 AM
Whut up havoc... It's only fucking great that a guy chooses to break down his walls about the period.
The fact that it's such a "Taboo" thing to have sex on the period, I say Joe is a great man for overcoming that wall ^^ So yea..

Anyway I could never do it on my period.

Also blood is tasty.

Kimon 10-19-2008 01:41 PM
I dunno man, having blood on my dick creeps me out.

Gratz on sex though.

Wil 10-19-2008 01:45 PM
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I really want to see City of Ember now. It sounds like it does wonders... I'll choose to go see it with a girl.
On her period?

Strike Witch 10-19-2008 02:59 PM
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NO BM YOU MUST SPREAD YOUR SEED SO WE CAN HAVE MORE GENIUS BABIES
It's cool, he can just donate sperm.

Fuzzle Guy 10-19-2008 03:03 PM
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On her period?
Yeah. If she's not then she's not good enough for me.

Exactly why I turn you down so many times.

Wil 10-19-2008 03:06 PM
I would bleed for you.

Anonyman! 10-19-2008 03:48 PM
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It's cool, he can just donate sperm.
I'd gladly take a vial. :lol:
Not that it would do anything, but genius juice is just a nice little trinket.

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That may have been a little too weird. Even for me.

Oddsville 10-19-2008 08:05 PM
Period blood, just like a cool winters day..
*wavey reminiscing*

Anonyman! 10-19-2008 08:07 PM
Period blood=Anonyman! being really, really glad he's gay.

Leto 10-19-2008 08:14 PM
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And there was bleeding, lots of fucking bleeding. Fucking periods, I have sheets covered in blood, towels covered in blood, two fingers of my right hand stained in blood and until we took a shower together a lot of the rest of my body was stained in blood.
Aaugh

AUGHEU

auRHEGRactually I've been there and at the time you don't really care but AGUHREHG@

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condoms are actually trickier to use than would first appear
lolzords, it is true to the virgin man. talk about WAYHEY let's STOP FOR A MINUTE HOW DOES THAT SOUND

congrats though little man. you pretty much feel like the coolestt fucker around when you first lose it huh? :)

Alcar 10-19-2008 08:24 PM
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That is what we in Australia call the Dolmio Grin.
I have never ever heard of someone calling it that, but I am hereby repulsed to no end.

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Period blood=Anonyman! being really, really glad he's gay.
Amen, brother.

It's a shame you lost your virginity to a woman, WoF. But congrats... or whatever :p

Alcar...

Kimon 10-19-2008 11:11 PM
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Aaugh

AUGHEU

auRHEGRactually I've been there and at the time you don't really care but AGUHREHG@
Bwahahah!

I haven't been laid in forever and I have a prospective friend that I'm getting attracted to and goddamn I need to make a move geez!

By the way, does anyone support the concept of changing "Off-Topic Discussion" to "Horny Pervert Collective"?

mudling 10-20-2008 12:08 AM
Then what would the point of the mod lounge be?
I kid.

Alcar 10-20-2008 03:49 AM
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Then what would the point of the mod lounge be?
I kid.
No, that is pretty much the reason.

Alcar...

Havoc 10-20-2008 04:48 AM
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Whut up havoc... It's only fucking great that a guy chooses to break down his walls about the period.
The fact that it's such a "Taboo" thing to have sex on the period, I say Joe is a great man for overcoming that wall ^^ So yea..

Anyway I could never do it on my period.

Also blood is tasty.
Been there, done that... never doing it again. I have never been so disgusted with myself after having sex before. First thing I did when we were done was jump into the shower.

The male mind just triggers a "OMG WTF IS THAT AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" response when the male's cock is completely covered in red after having sex. It's in our nature, we can't help it. Unless you're a virgin when you apparently don't have that trigger yet. :fuzconf:

Wings of Fire 10-20-2008 04:51 AM
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Been there, done that... never doing it again. I have never been so disgusted with myself after having sex before. First thing I did when we were done was jump into the shower.

The male mind just triggers a "OMG WTF IS THAT AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" response when the male's cock is completely covered in red after having sex. It's in our nature, we can't help it. Unless you're a virgin when you apparently don't have that trigger yet. :fuzconf:
You know what I did when I found out I had blood on my hand? I smeared it on her and licked it off.

Thats right Havoc, I outweird you.

Xavier 10-20-2008 05:50 AM
Congrats... it's funny to discover we have much more in common then what I expected...

Anonyman! 10-20-2008 06:37 AM
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You know what I did when I found out I had blood on my hand? I smeared it on her and licked it off.

Thats right Havoc, I outweird you.
OH MY FUCKING GOD

T-nex 10-20-2008 07:12 AM
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Been there, done that... never doing it again. I have never been so disgusted with myself after having sex before. First thing I did when we were done was jump into the shower.

The male mind just triggers a "OMG WTF IS THAT AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" response when the male's cock is completely covered in red after having sex. It's in our nature, we can't help it. Unless you're a virgin when you apparently don't have that trigger yet. :fuzconf:
That still doesn't mean he's desperate. Hey I find lots of things weird.. I think diapers and pooping oneself is the LEAST sexy thing I could think of.. but I don't judge them. I didn't even judge you.. I could care less about people's fetishes, or peoples open minds.. Seriously, how can you even DARE judge anyone with a fetish like yours?


But anyway, It's nice to see people of different flavors ^^

Fuzzle Guy 10-20-2008 07:23 AM
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I would bleed for you.
To death?

Bullet Magnet 10-20-2008 09:12 AM
The BM sperm posts are the weirdest personal comments I've ever read that somehow didn't make me uncomfortable.

OANST 10-20-2008 09:45 AM
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The BM sperm posts are the weirdest personal comments I've ever read that somehow didn't make me uncomfortable.
Don't worry. They made me uncomfortable enough for the both of us.


Believe it or not, I'm a prude. I don't like talking about my sex life.

Wings of Fire 10-20-2008 09:46 AM
I think Havoc needs to clarify the use of the word 'desperate' in his posts :p if he means what I think he means then I wasn't particularly desperate for sex with sex with her specifically but it was the first time I'd seen her in a long long time and had freedom of a room together for a night, also I wont see her for quite a long while now, and when alls said and done it was a joint decision, I told her we wouldn't do anything she wasn't prepared for.

Anonyman! 10-20-2008 10:24 AM
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The BM sperm posts are the weirdest personal comments I've ever read that somehow didn't make me uncomfortable.
Glad it didn't get to you.

Feel bad for OANST though.

Bullet Magnet 10-20-2008 12:47 PM
It was far too nonsensical to disturb me. Though, unwittingly, OANST is now hilarious in an entirely new way.

Anonyman! 10-20-2008 01:02 PM
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It was far too nonsensical to disturb me. Though, unwittingly, OANST is now hilarious in an entirely new way.
Exactly. It was simply semi-surrealist brain drool. That happened to land on poor, poor OANST.

Wings of Fire 10-20-2008 01:22 PM
To date my loss of virginity is directly responsible for 35 posts, a blog entry, two blog comment, (Not counting my contributions), was probably the main point of inspiration for a new thread and has made me the talk of the town among my MSN buddies (Most of which are sexual deviants in themselves), is this usual or am I just very loud/disgusting/geeky? (Delete whichever is inapplicable.)

OANST 10-20-2008 01:24 PM
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Exactly. It was simply semi-surrealist brain drool. That happened to land on poor, poor OANST.
Keep your surrealist semen off of my lips.

This joke actually didn't bother me. It's the half-joking, half-serious ones that make me wish that I just didn't look at the thread. I really dislike creepy people who talk about "fucking" all the time and act as if they are just being silly, but you can see that little gleam in their eye. That gleam? Oh, I'll tell you about that gleam. That gleam.....is none of your business!

It's also none of mine and I would like to keep it that way.

Alcar 10-20-2008 01:24 PM
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is this usual or am I just very loud/disgusting/geeky? (Delete whichever is inapplicable.)
You're a newfag :tard:

Alcar...

Leto 10-20-2008 09:09 PM
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The male mind just triggers a "OMG WTF IS THAT AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" response when the male's cock is completely covered in red after having sex. It's in our nature, we can't help it. Unless you're a virgin when you apparently don't have that trigger yet.
You know, before and during, if you have a solid connection with the woman, it isn't really an issue.

It's only an issue when you get in the shower and theres dried black on your pubes.

Alcar 10-20-2008 10:17 PM
No. Just no.

There is always going to be an innate response to expel the contents of my stomach upon such revulsion. If I wanted to sex in blood, I'd slit my fuck buddy's throat and get oral that way.

Alcar...

Kimon 10-22-2008 02:12 PM
Yeah, but anal blood and vaginal blood are different stories.

Alcar 10-22-2008 03:52 PM
There's more blood gushing out of vaginas than an anus.

Alcar...

Bullet Magnet 10-22-2008 04:11 PM
Dance! Everybody dance!

Kimon 10-22-2008 07:17 PM
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There's more blood gushing out of vaginas than an anus.

Alcar...
It's all about quality the way I see it.

But then I've never had sex with a bleedy butt, so I guess I can't say.


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