A : Yes
Q : What is a dead sponge? |
A. some practising for Jezus to practise on=P (I'm not religious, sorry)
Q. Why does Italy have the shape of a boot? |
A: so it can kick your ass! :p
Q: :p <_ why is this man sticking it's tongue out at you? |
A. It isn't, this one is:p
*edit* oww, you just edit your post A. because he thinks I'm not so nice? *edit* Q. how can you be so certain :p is a man? |
A: Bacause he has no hair at all, and no eyelashes.
Q: Is :p a boy or a girl? |
A : It is She-Male
Q : Will I ever get bored of Timesplitters Future Perfect? |
A: only if it gets bored of you.
Q: Is timesplitters some people that splits time? |
A: No, they just work at Subway.
Q: Is Jared really that skinny? |
A. No, it's just a special effect
Q. I have hair and eyelashes, Am i female? |
I hate all of you.
If I didn't secretly harbor a passionate lust for OANST, then this would be closed real quick-like. |
A. Check
Q. What's behind a corner? |
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A. Jimmy's colon.
Q. Where did the clouds in my brain go? I love you too, Searex:) |
A: neverland or oddworld.
Q: what comes up but never comes down? |
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A. Poowater
Q. Who is Mr. Wimbles? |
A : Mr. Roger's dad
Q :what is the scientific name for, magic eight ball? |
A. poopie cheese
Q: What is poopie cheese? |
A. cheese which is poopie
Q. What dose it mean? |
A : It means that some stranger will come to your door asking for floss
Q : Who's the Stranger? |
A: *spoiler* a steef *spoiler*
Q: can fly but has no wings? |
A : Ask the man.
Q : What will become of Wendy's after the "Severd finger" Incident? |
A: a new rapture farms.
Q: seriosly, what happened? |
A. She got her fingers in that tingy on cores sig
Q. How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish? |
A : A: capture it in a jar or B:Hold it with non-electric gloves.
Q : Can one person rate duveaux's sig please? |
A: i will, later, it's very good, so is yours.
Q: what would happen if the next oddworld game was published by nintendo and put on gamecube (i know it would probibly never happen but it would be funny if it did, no offence to anyone)? |
A : As much as you want. (If you got a gun!)
Q : Who is Joe Shmoe? |
A: a freind of abes
Q: if pigs could fly, what would happen to boars? |
A:They would explode and become extint.
Q:What does raining cats and dogs mean? (stupid question) |
A: you throw away your umbrella and get the strongest thing you can find!
Q: what happened to the chicken who layed a golden egg? |
A: It became famous and rich.
Q:What if you saw that chicken in a newspaper? |
A : I'd make a comic about it.
Q : Do you hate it when the show says, "To be continued" ? |
A: i'd just shoot the TV (kidding).
Q: what is the smallest living thing on oddworld? |
A : bees, ( I think)
Q :When will Ad people learn? |
A. When I will start learning for my test....
Q. What if the rich and famous chicken was on the tv you just shot? BTW, nice sig huh? Goddlesswanderer made it for me:) |
A.It would die and you would be arrested.
Q:How many fingers do humans have? |
A. Funny thing for a fuzzleman to ask :D
Q. If the chicken was on the tv, and you just shot the tv itself, would the chicken still be dead? |
A. No. The chicken would strut around the room with shards of glass sticking out of it's face screaming the theme song to Sanford and Son.
Q. If I died and noone was around would I still soil myself? Or is that just for the benefit of others? |
A: You would soil yourself even more. That's just the way of life.
Q: What is a Womble? |
A. It's this thing I have in my hand right here and would've shown you if I could but... too bad
Q. Will the rich and famous chicken ever be soiled? |