If he lasts that long, ie all those of us who've been, eh... "discussing" things with him don't all get banned at the same time he does, if he does... *prays to St Jude*

WHAT IN THE NAME OF CRUSTY PANTS!!!!!!
 

SHUT UP!!! I didn't make fun of a monkey!!!I did say no offence at the end my last post. OK??
Anyone/anything has more importance than me???
How bout you morphius??? Anything and everything is more important than YOU!

Doug, how does everything I say not make sense, especially the plan, it makes great sense........

If he gets to stay here, I want to be banned.

Sweet oblivion . . . sweet relief . . . .

You have not proven your discussion?

When you prove one of yours in words that everyone else understands, then...

Jeeze, why do I keep rising to the bait here? *switches Morph to "ignore" and goes off to do more interesting things than spar with him*

http://www.scripting.com/hyakugojyuuichi/

*sings along* TV say, donut are high in fat! Kazoo!
Give me my sweaterback! Or I'll play the guitar!...

*wanders off singing randomly*

People do understand they just do not want to admit it, its all there, I cant prove it anyother way, if you wish not to see it that up to you........

Morphius...do you have friends...as in...real life ones?

In most cases friends are for the weak...........

We all know the answer to that *sniggers eviliy*:fuzgrin:

This is the problem.............

So...thats a no then.

Questions for Morphius which will enlighten us if he answers:

1) Have you ever had a Girlfriend?
2) Do people like you?
3) Your a geek aint you...come on...admit it.
4) Whats your fave song?
5) How old are you?
6) Is your father also your uncle?
7) Is your mum some sort of...thing?
8) Whats your opinion on homosexuality?
9) Are you a virgin?
10) Do you know that your mum has crabs from a dog she once tried it on with?

how entertaining.......

And ur not going to answer why?

Jacob I pray the future treats you well because its not looking this way..........

Morph...at least im going to be married when i get older. And not be like you...stuck on a comp all day.

Married to a guy?

Morphius, stop it please. Also, I noticed you've double posted a few times. If you decide you have more to say, the Edit button looks like this and can be found in the bottom right-hand corner of your post: http://www.oddworldforums.net/forums/images/edit.gif

Jacob, stop provoking him. If you want him to be silent then don't respond to his posts.

I have not double posted too much but I apologize for doing so......

What makes you think im homosexual?

Jacob, sadly I think hes looked up all the old topics and stuff. He seems to be trying to use your preference on homosexuality as an insult ofr something. And I would say hes actualy quite entertaining to listen to with his babbling and ignorant idea. And I'll say this, murphy seems to have started with a bang with a bad impression and, er, stupidity....

This is part of the problem majic abe why dont you stop posting things that are just targeting me....its an off topic discussion not morphius discussion......Besides I said that because Jacob was still insulting me......

Um, just think about what you've accomplished. And insulting Jacob because of sexuality is just plain being a jackass, now think why he was insulting you. And try and act like a regular human even if its hard, and drop the whole mystical thing. Your acting like, um well I don't know anyones whos ever acted so, um, odd.

This thread is a great argument of why an elite forum might be a good thing.

Wow! Drop the balloons, because this is the new stupidist thread ever! It was interesting for about fifteen posts, and now it serves no purpose whatsoever! Please, somebody with power, destroy this thread and all that lives within it! I'm begging you! Too many sentances ending in exclamation points! WHEEEEEEEE!
We don't need an "adults only" forum. We should just have another gulag, and give it a name like "professional tax reform FAQ and assorted charts", so nobody'd come in but those who knew. Or, we could weed out people with the opposite approach, and call it something like "xxx farm girls in da hay xxx", then whenever someone entered it, the site would... I dunno, poison them with air-born spores or something. Leave me alone, I'm tired! Destroy this thread! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!

See, this is stupidity left to fester. Don't let it happen again.

I think it was an elite forum, not adult one. But deleting this, that sounds nice. Save some of us *cough courfy* from leaving behind an interesting trail *cough*. I seem to have a hacking cough today, like many others.... *cough*

Morphius, I would admire you if you were meant to talk about the definition of personhood. Unfortuantly, you just posted some b.s. You know the saying morphius, "Don't shoot your mouth off if you don't have ammo." I am beginning to see why most people here think you are a spam spouting assmunch.

And you consider calling me 'Gay' as a insult. What are you Morphius...homophobic? Do you hate gays...? Morphius...i am impossible to insult, although i am seduced quite easily...with money most of the time...

Hmmm...how amusing. I once went to some site like tha...ahem...i mean, i once heard about a site like that. Disgusting thing it was supposedly...Yuk...*Coughs Nervously*

*stares blankly at thread name, then stares blankly at the last 15 posts*

Maybe sensible members do need a place of their own...