Man, Splat is such a little bitch.
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I wonder when we are going to have a Spiderman thread, bitches love Spiderman threads.
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Well too bad this isn't a Spiderman thread, this is a Joke thread.
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Spiderman is a good joke.
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No.
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The game, you just lost. YES!
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You sir are incredibly unfunny.
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He got you there.
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sheridanm962's the big dawg now.
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I liked you when you first joined, sheridan, but now you seem just plain annoying.
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Because you killed our humour.
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Stop trying and you can't fail. Seriously. Please.
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Love your one by the way, real nice. I might use it actually. |
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Fucks sake, guys. If you're going to spam at least be funny about it.
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What Phylum said. This is your final warning, Sheridanm962; next spammy post receives an infraction.
EDIT: Also, following on from my previous posts, there actually has been a thread about a member's penis more recently than Leto's one. |
Back to jokes-
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead. |
Two Irishmen walked past a Rottweiler who was licking his balls. Paddy turns to Murphy and says, 'I wish I could do that.'
Murphy replies, 'You'd better pet him first... he looks like a vicious bastard.' |
A Hindu, a Muslim and a Polish immigrant walk into a bar in Gloucestershire. The Hindu and Polish guy go to get a drink. The barman smiles and serves them without comment.
So the Hindu leans over and whispers in the barman's ear: "Hey, this is supposed to be joke. Don't you make jokes about minorities here?" The barman steps back, offended. "Of course not! We're a progressive, liberal county! "Oh, right." "But if you really want a minority joke, okay." He beckons them closer and smirks. "Right; An Englishman, an Englishman and an Englishman walk into a bar..." --- And I made up a NERDY BIOLOGY JOKE: I met up with Matthew Meselson the other day. He was pretty cool, but we had to wait a while because Stahl didn't turn up until later. |
A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan.
The sausage asks "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The egg says "Fuck me, a talking sausage!" |
A young girl was in the car with her father. Her father went past the driving limit, and the police begun chasing them. "Bastard!" the father yelled.
"What does that mean, daddy?" asked the girl. "Oh, that's just another name for the police." he replied. Later that day when they got home, the girl went into the kitchen. Her mother was cutting the turkey when she cut her finger on the knife. "Fuck!" she shrieked. "What does that mean, mommy?" she asked. "That's just another name for cutting the turkey, dear." her mother replied. Out in the hallway, her brother was vacuuming the mat. Suddenly, he tripped over it, hurting his knee. "Shit!" he cried. "What does that mean...?" the girl asked. "Oh, uhm... that's just another name for the mat!" he replied. She went upstairs to see her dad, he was in the bathroom shaving. "Balls!" he shouted. "What does that mean, daddy?" she asked him. "Oh, that's just... another name for my chin." he said. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Going downstairs, the girl answered the door. It was the police. The girl prepared to speak. "Hello bastards, wipe your feet on the shit. My mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey, and my dad's upstairs shaving his balls." |
Roses are red,
Bacon is also red, Poems are hard, bacon. |
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