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mr.abe 07-06-2009 04:48 PM

go away you stupid slig!

Abeguy 07-06-2009 05:01 PM

What is that mysteriousy xylophone noise?

not over here, not over there

It's...kinda catchy...

Glukkon, Glukkon, I am a Glukkon

Glukkon, Glukkon, I am a Glukkon

HERBIVORE!

joshkrz 07-06-2009 05:17 PM

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What is that mysteriousy xylophone noise?

Perhaps he's found a secret in Tomb Raider?

SpAM_CAN 07-06-2009 10:09 PM

Gluk: "I am in love..."
Slig: "With who (straightens bowtie)"
Gluk: "I love... Robbie Williams!"
Slig: "What? Thats very obscure to ANYONE outside of the UK"
Gluk: "Robbie! I'm lovin' angels, and one is you!"
Robbie: "An alien! I knew they existed! Now I can join Take That again... Bye freakazoid!"
Gluk: "NOOOOOO! He won't forsake me... I'm loving angels instead..."
Slig: "What the hell just happened?"

joshkrz 07-07-2009 12:40 AM

...

EDIT: Just three dots would be classed as spam.

I agree with that last slig, WTF.

SpAM_CAN 07-07-2009 07:23 AM

Listening to Angels while playing AE is not a good plan.

Youngsy 07-07-2009 01:10 PM

I''ve got two tickets to the gun show... Wait...

Oddey 07-07-2009 03:14 PM

"Let me take that for you."
"How about we play a game, where you fall and I catch you."
"I'll just go grab your drink."
"Let's go and play some volleyball."
"I'm just going to play some guitar hero."
"I'll send you an SMS."
"Time to walk the slog."
"Let's go for a bike ride."
"Throw the frisbee to me! I got it! I got it!"

This is almost as good as the Oddworld Bloopers thread.:D

joshkrz 07-07-2009 03:16 PM

Police officer to Gluk:

"Your under arrest..."

Leto 07-07-2009 05:53 PM

"My tits feel delicious"

"By golly, I'd love a wank but I'm afraid my arms are of an abnormally long stature and my genitals aren't entirely obvious to my touch"

"Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?"

"One day I'm going to simulate having multiple penises by beheading a slig and placing his immensley populated mandible bush betwixt my legs."

aka wtf is thread

OddjobAbe 07-10-2009 06:53 AM

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Police officer to Gluk:

"Your under arrest..."

His under arrest...
You're worse than my mother, forgetting to finish your sentences.

"Your" denotes ownership.
"You're" is an abbreviation for "you are". It's unbelievably simple. I could not let that one slide. It was too irritating an error.

Abeguy 07-10-2009 11:00 AM

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His under arrest...
You're worse than my mother, forgetting to finish your sentences.

"Your" denotes ownership.
"You're" is an abbreviation for "you are". It's unbelievably simple. I could not let that one slide. It was too irritating an error.

oh yeah, a gluk giving grammar tips, that you would not hear. Good job :p

OddjobAbe 07-10-2009 12:42 PM

I know. That must be the best one on here.

AlexFili 07-10-2009 02:14 PM

"Your eyes are like two coal-fires burning at maximum pressure"

joshkrz 07-10-2009 03:12 PM

I forgot completly about that second you're, I never knew when to use it anyway, but now I do.

MA 07-11-2009 04:29 PM

Oddjob is here to teach us.

Leto 07-12-2009 01:05 AM

this thread pretty much sums up why this section is so bad.

GlukkonGluk 07-15-2009 11:34 AM

"Hey, remember that Abe? Well, he was a real sweet guy really wasn't he...?"

Crashpunk 07-17-2009 11:29 AM

"you know, Soulstorm brew tasted kinda disgusting when you think about it. Maybe that Abe guy wasn't so bad after all."

shaman 07-18-2009 03:06 AM

"I gave him a traditional African name"...

Crashpunk 07-18-2009 12:18 PM

"Its worst then that he's Dead jim"

Leto 07-18-2009 01:28 PM

Why does this thread still exist.

Pippymint 07-21-2009 02:33 PM

{shouting} "Kiss them!!!!......kiss them!!!!.....kiss them!!!!"

OddYouko 07-23-2009 06:03 AM

(talking to the Mudokons slaves)
"Why so serious?" :D

"I love all you guys!!!"

"Who wants a hug!"

shaman 07-29-2009 12:10 PM

This is a customer annoncment

Will the person who left 99 of his mudokon brethren in rupture farms please come to customer services for some soul destroying news...

Thank you.

Aleks55 08-04-2009 08:38 PM

Glukkon: Hey Slig, you just got a raise!

Slig: Hooray!

Thats something they would never say!

MA 08-05-2009 10:25 AM

thats right!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Josh 08-07-2009 02:28 AM

My suit is made from eco-friendly material.

EVP_Glukkon 08-17-2009 05:05 AM

One day at Employee Orientation

"Make sure ya all read this."

Booklet cover:
'Magog Cartel Offical Operational Health and Safety Guidelines '.

Josh 08-18-2009 08:07 AM

HUG ME!