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Bullet Magnet 08-30-2008 07:31 PM

Why do gods only ever want virgins?

Wings of Fire 08-30-2008 08:23 PM

If you were omnipotent and went shopping for humans, would you make do with used merchandise?

Oddsville 08-30-2008 08:34 PM

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Now that we are aware of our cache of virgins, does anyone else think we should start sacrificing them to the god(s) of our choice?

I've already started. Anyone you notice that hasn't posted in awhie..forget em, thier gone.

Wil 08-31-2008 02:18 AM

What if we’ve chosen to have no gods?

Which one was TM? I don’t remember anything between TFOU and TGP.

Nate 08-31-2008 03:18 AM

TM was the first. I can't remember what TFOU was.

Mac Sirloin 08-31-2008 04:11 AM

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If you were omnipotent and went shopping for humans, would you make do with used merchandise?

GOOD ONE BROSKI

Alcar 09-02-2008 06:56 AM

Are you sure? I thought TFOU spawned TM?

Alcar...

Toad 09-02-2008 12:42 PM

i have mine..... im just too lazy to get laid =)

Nate 09-03-2008 03:28 AM

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Are you sure? I thought TFOU spawned TM?

Alcar...

My bad. The WonderDog just explained what TFOU was. I don't think I was involved in that one.

*sniff*

Strike Witch 09-10-2008 05:00 PM

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i have mine..... im just too lazy to get laid =)

Aye, shure ye are, and I'm the queen of England, toitoitoitoitoitoitoit...

mitsur 09-10-2008 07:02 PM

Still a virgin.

Still can't fathom why.

edit: not following the conversation makes posts more efficent, but cuts off the fun factor.

Abeguy 09-10-2008 07:37 PM

Me? I've made out with a girl once, she gave me a bj, all this while laying on our sides drunk...and she wasn't single :P
but as for a virgin, technically yes then. Got a girlfriend, but to put it simply I'm not with her to get in her pants.

Leto 09-10-2008 10:10 PM

you'll be in there soon enough.

just remember to pack your toothbrush.

Nate 09-11-2008 01:39 AM

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Still a virgin.

Still can't fathom why.

Don't you live on a farm? Don't tell me that all the rumours are false...

Mojo 09-11-2008 12:37 PM

Yes. Right person thingy.

mitsur 09-11-2008 06:10 PM

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Don't you live on a farm? Don't tell me that all the rumours are false...

Yes, I suppose it could be called a farm, but I'm not really one for our state's motto:

'Idaho, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.'

Plus, my velcro gloves still haven't come in the mail :(

Abeguy 09-12-2008 01:39 PM

Well, sadly, you're in the wrong part of Idaho. I'm over here in The Treasure Valley. We got city, believe it or not. We don't need sheep :P

Havoc 09-12-2008 02:14 PM

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Yes, I suppose it could be called a farm, but I'm not really one for our state's motto:

'Idaho, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.'

Plus, my velcro gloves still haven't come in the mail :(

Lol thats an hilarious motto XD.

Abeguy 09-12-2008 02:23 PM

Maybe it's true over there

but over here, it's more like

"Idaho, Californian infestation = 56% "

OANST 09-12-2008 02:33 PM

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Maybe it's true over there

but over here, it's more like

"Idaho, Californian infestation = 56% "


I don't get it.

Abeguy 09-12-2008 02:33 PM

alot of Californians are moving to where I live, it's getting rather annoying

OANST 09-12-2008 02:38 PM

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alot of Californians are moving to where I live, it's getting rather annoying

Yes. Well. Potatoes are good.

mitsur 09-12-2008 09:02 PM

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Yes. Well. Potatoes are good.

Beats traffic, smog, and watching california turn into Mexico, culture- and population-wise.

Sorry for the racism.

Wings of Fire 10-19-2008 02:44 AM

I'd like to request a mod to change my status from 'Yes' to 'No', I have the marks if anyone needs proof 8D.

Gratz OWF, over half of us geeks have had some.

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Nate 10-19-2008 03:08 AM

I need you to PM me proof before I make any changes.

And you do know that actual physical contact is needed to count yourself as de-virginised?

mudling 10-19-2008 03:10 AM

Realy, that's it, I was sure the mods would want to physically examine for umm... evidence...

Wings of Fire 10-19-2008 03:28 AM

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I need you to PM me proof before I make any changes.

And you do know that actual physical contact is needed to count yourself as de-virginised?

WARNING. OVER 18 POST MAY FOLLOW!

I've had a long distance girlfriend for over a year now, last night she managed to escape the evil clutches of her parents and come down to Glasgow, we went to the pictures, had some fun, watched some movie called City of Ember (I was too preoccupied to care) walking back home we had some more fun and in my bedroom she suddenly fell asleep and then woke up, practically screaming about period pains, she took some painkillers and calmed down, we talked for a while in my bed then we felt well enough for some more uber epic fun. PROTIP TO ALL VIRGINS WHO HAVEN'T HAD YEARS OF SEX-ED, condoms are actually trickier to use than would first appear. Actual physical contact was involved, I ache but I'm pretty sure she aches more, she's currently lying behind me on my bed as we're about to go to the train station where I shall see her off and hope to God her parents don't notice the huge bite mark on her neck (While not being the worst one it's by far the most visible hurhurhur).

And there was bleeding, lots of fucking bleeding. Fucking periods, I have sheets covered in blood, towels covered in blood, two fingers of my right hand stained in blood and until we took a shower together a lot of the rest of my body was stained in blood.

I think that distinctly graphic post counts as good enough proof? Considering in my time here I have proven myself as a cute and nice, if intellectual poster.

Oh and stop fapping off to this, thats right THAT MEANS YOU!
Am I bragging? I just might be, I felt a pressing need to tell the whole story and my best friend wont be available for a while yet, so I did the next best thing and told a load of faceless yaps, trolls and cock lovers on my local forums.

Wil 10-19-2008 03:39 AM

Ewww, blood.

Gratz, my friend. EWWW.

Wings of Fire 10-19-2008 03:43 AM

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Ewww, blood.

Gratz, my friend. EWWW.

Blood is tasty. :B, is there anyone I haven't freaked out yet?

Nate 10-19-2008 03:52 AM

That is what we in Australia call the Dolmio Grin.