...not having finished the Oddworld Encyclopedia.
I promise that... |
...I won't stick my finger up there again.
Ohmigosh. What was that noise? I think my... |
...water broke! Somebody drive me to the...
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... pizzeria.
If I had a quid/dollar/euro for every time I ___________ then I'd be rather wealthy by now. |
fell for the "you like seafood?" trick
Wow, that's the 12th time today that I... |
... farted (seriously).
I sleep with a... |
...female giant panda.(for scientific experimental purposes only;))
Hey guys, yesterday I just met... |
...allized my car.
You should always smile... |
...(full stop)
Lucy can't dance, but she knows... |
...the salsa class is helping her improve, albeit slowly.
Tony always likes it when... |
...you tickle him behind the ear.
I've got a lovely bunch of... |
... magic nose goblins.
I like to lurk in... |
Your house.(bwaahahaha)
Yer momma don't dance and your daddy don't... |
...side Russian dolls.
Edit: Damn you... Here's another one: ...eat snails anymore. If I was a video game, I would be... |
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I have a rather large ________ on my ________. |
...a video game, presumeably.
EDIT: ooh, it's getting frantic. Let me, then, offer: ...person...mind. Thorough investigation of crime scenes often leads to... |
...discoveries.
Russian Roullette is... |
AAAAARRRGH! Ok, I'll answer both.
I have a rather large head on my neck. (I could see where you wanted us to go ;)) ...poking and pulling of various parts of your body. |
...perfectly safe 5 times out of 6.
Do unto others as... |
...you would have done to your brother/parents/worst enemy.
Gollywogs always look so... |
...ber.
This taping of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter... |
...I recieved from the Gas Board.
Money comes and money goes, but... |
...you can get it back if you're a theif.
If I were you... |
...I'd buy a mirror, cuz I can tell you don't have one by the way you dress.
Hey, I just won... |
...the Finish the Sentence game.
I'm going to go and eat a... |
... a bag of crisps in a Sainsbury's competition (seriously; I did on Saturday... the top prize is a car, though.)
EDIT: (Re: Tom's quezzie) some burnt toast. When all else fails, at least I'll always have _________ to play with. |
My genitals.
My tummy-button tastes like... |
... my foot cheese.
Could someone bring me ________ right now? |
The Head of Light Entertainment.
I'm willing to bet my collection of pencils that a deep-fried audio cassette would taste like... |
...a deep fried audio cassette.
I wish, I wish I were a... |
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The source of all my powers is... |
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I refuse to follow the yellow brick road, unless you... |
...make a trail of those orange marshmallowy peanut shaped things leading to it.
Better_____than_____. |
...crushed in an industrial accident than eaten by your sister.
I could really do with a good ___ right now. |
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If wishes were horses, then beggers would... |
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I saw a piece of cheese grow legs and start to walk away yesterday, so I... |
...grew legs too, and walked away with it. (It's one hot piece of cheese!)
If I could be a ____, I would be _____ |
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Why, Chancellor, do you even consider any demands from such a bunch of... |
...coconuts?
There's a hole in my... |
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Mr. Sandman, bring me a... |