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Ridg3 07-06-2010 11:40 AM
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OH and havoc IT WOULD BE FREAKY AND RUDE to film someone when they're kissing this will show them tah tI either don't have a life or I wish I was in "his" place!
Someone clearly hasn't discovered porn.

OT: Get a club and do inappropriate stuff, then she will be your woman.

PuddiinLOL :] 07-06-2010 01:57 PM
Hit her in the face with your pecker, that should work.

Mac Sirloin 07-06-2010 08:54 PM
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That's because it's a woman thing, men don't have a friend zone a woman can get trapped in. In fact, woman generally get trapped in the 'I want to sex you' zone before moving on to the mythical friend zone. However, unlike with women, the male friend zone is quite easy to get out of.
Man you're out of touch socially.

Bullet Magnet 07-07-2010 02:22 AM
It's always encouraging when I suggest that a framed portrait of a rare louse would be a suitable gift for a girl, yet it is Havoc who is accused of being out of touch socially.

moxco 07-07-2010 03:16 AM
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No. Don't mean this to sound mean - but I prefer my men, well, manly.

Part of that is having body hair :p

Alcar...
So Alcar, what type stereotypical gay are you?

One of those beefed up, body building, macho gays who you always see at the gym weightlifting.

Or one of those gays who have an unusual hairstyle, skinny jeans and are always setting fashion trends.

Phylum 07-07-2010 03:28 AM
What kind of girl wouldn't like a framed picture of a rare louse?

EDIT: I waited 10 mins to post this, as I had the tab open whilst playing Quake. Damn you, Moxco, for being a mildly speedy shit.

Nate 07-07-2010 03:52 AM
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So Alcar, what type stereotypical gay are you?

One of those beefed up, body building, macho gays who you always see at the gym weightlifting.

Or one of those gays who have an unusual hairstyle, skinny jeans and are always setting fashion trends.
Bwahahahahahaha... that's a good one.

Baller 07-07-2010 08:30 AM
I agree with Nate that was a pretty good one.

Alcar 07-07-2010 08:43 AM
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So Alcar, what type stereotypical gay are you?

One of those beefed up, body building, macho gays who you always see at the gym weightlifting.

Or one of those gays who have an unusual hairstyle, skinny jeans and are always setting fashion trends.
I go to the gym three to four times a week - but I spend my time evenly between cardio and weights. I'm definitely not beefed up, and definitely don't want to be. Too much definition is an instant turn off for me.

My hair is bland at the moment, currently sitting in its natural brown - the wildest it gets is when I dye it black or highlight it. Skinny jeans? Bleurgh. Can't stand the sight of them - any man who can fit into them hasn't got the goods I like.

Unfortunately I am usually mistaken for a straight man. Even after people get to know me, even the ones who've been inside me, often accuse me of being straight or a straight-leaning bisexual.

WHAT I AM DOING WRONG?! I LIKE DICK!

Alcar...

OANST 07-07-2010 09:01 AM
Have you considered sashaying?

Alcar 07-07-2010 09:10 AM
That would be horrible.

Alcar...

OANST 07-07-2010 10:49 AM
Have you considered carrying a sachet?

Crashpunk 07-07-2010 05:43 PM
Have you considered woman?

..oh wait of course you have :D sorry i withdraw my post

The Crappin' Elum 07-07-2010 11:25 PM
Here we go again....

Nate 07-08-2010 05:47 AM
I must say that 100% of Oddtour 3a attendees were shocked at how straight Alcar turned out to be.

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My hair is bland at the moment, currently sitting in its natural brown - the wildest it gets is when I dye it black or highlight it.
Keep it brown. You have terrible taste in hair dye.

Alcar 07-08-2010 06:44 PM
Really? I thought it looked quite good :(

Alcar...

Havoc 07-08-2010 06:46 PM
Hence the terrible taste.

Nate 07-09-2010 05:39 AM
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Hence the terrible taste.
This.

Stupid-Limey 07-09-2010 08:44 AM
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This.
That.

Josh 07-09-2010 08:55 AM
And the other.

Stupid-Limey 07-09-2010 09:35 AM
Josh gets it.

Wings of Fire 07-09-2010 09:41 AM
Shake it all about.

MeechMunchie 07-09-2010 11:37 AM
I'm being so sincere right now.

Stupid-Limey 07-09-2010 11:54 AM
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I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.

OANST 07-09-2010 11:57 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

MeechMunchie 07-09-2010 12:02 PM
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Even though you broke my heart.
YOU SCREWED IT UP DAMMIT

Stupid-Limey 07-09-2010 12:03 PM
IT WAS DEAD FROM THE BEGINNING

Wil 07-09-2010 12:37 PM
Fuckers.

Alcar 07-10-2010 03:44 AM
You guys are so mean :(

Alcar...

Hobo 07-10-2010 06:22 AM
I don't think i ever saw you with brown hair.


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