How are you?
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would you be so kind as in to open that door for me please.
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"I must require a small economy car or possibly a pocket bike to maintain my stock of credit cards as I do not wish to carry around unnecessary legal tender with which I may be tempted into purchasing gaudy clothing."
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Glukkon in an elevator; (presses the floor button with his face)
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have one of my cigars.
EDIT: thats got me AlexFili, i keep laughing. |
I think i will play some base ball, i'm up to bat.
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I got one:
"Hey,why don't we stop giving out Big Bro Sligs steroids?" |
"I cook your bread in about 3 minutes"
"Don't put a fork in me without unplugging me" |
"Here boy!"
"How do I Run Jump?" "I think I should get into a gym, maybe it will make my back better, I wont' need to bounce that much... Ah, yeah, maybe get some muscles, my arms do kinda need it." "MY ARM PITS ARE FILLED WITH HAIR! THEY SMELL!" |
go away you stupid slig!
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What is that mysteriousy xylophone noise?
not over here, not over there It's...kinda catchy... Glukkon, Glukkon, I am a Glukkon Glukkon, Glukkon, I am a Glukkon HERBIVORE! |
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Gluk: "I am in love..."
Slig: "With who (straightens bowtie)" Gluk: "I love... Robbie Williams!" Slig: "What? Thats very obscure to ANYONE outside of the UK" Gluk: "Robbie! I'm lovin' angels, and one is you!" Robbie: "An alien! I knew they existed! Now I can join Take That again... Bye freakazoid!" Gluk: "NOOOOOO! Slig: "What the hell just happened?" |
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EDIT: Just three dots would be classed as spam. I agree with that last slig, WTF. |
Listening to Angels while playing AE is not a good plan.
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I''ve got two tickets to the gun show... Wait...
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"Let me take that for you."
"How about we play a game, where you fall and I catch you." "I'll just go grab your drink." "Let's go and play some volleyball." "I'm just going to play some guitar hero." "I'll send you an SMS." "Time to walk the slog." "Let's go for a bike ride." "Throw the frisbee to me! I got it! I got it!" This is almost as good as the Oddworld Bloopers thread.:D |
Police officer to Gluk:
"Your under arrest..." |
"My tits feel delicious"
"By golly, I'd love a wank but I'm afraid my arms are of an abnormally long stature and my genitals aren't entirely obvious to my touch" "Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?" "One day I'm going to simulate having multiple penises by beheading a slig and placing his immensley populated mandible bush betwixt my legs." aka wtf is thread |
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You're worse than my mother, forgetting to finish your sentences. "Your" denotes ownership. "You're" is an abbreviation for "you are". It's unbelievably simple. I could not let that one slide. It was too irritating an error. |
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I know. That must be the best one on here.
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"Your eyes are like two coal-fires burning at maximum pressure"
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I forgot completly about that second you're, I never knew when to use it anyway, but now I do.
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Oddjob is here to teach us.
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this thread pretty much sums up why this section is so bad.
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"Hey, remember that Abe? Well, he was a real sweet guy really wasn't he...?"
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"you know, Soulstorm brew tasted kinda disgusting when you think about it. Maybe that Abe guy wasn't so bad after all."
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"I gave him a traditional African name"...
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"Its worst then that he's Dead jim"
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Why does this thread still exist.
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{shouting} "Kiss them!!!!......kiss them!!!!.....kiss them!!!!"
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(talking to the Mudokons slaves)
"Why so serious?" :D "I love all you guys!!!" "Who wants a hug!" |
This is a customer annoncment
Will the person who left 99 of his mudokon brethren in rupture farms please come to customer services for some soul destroying news... Thank you. |
Glukkon: Hey Slig, you just got a raise!
Slig: Hooray! Thats something they would never say! |
thats right!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! |
My suit is made from eco-friendly material.
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One day at Employee Orientation
"Make sure ya all read this." Booklet cover: 'Magog Cartel Offical Operational Health and Safety Guidelines '. |
HUG ME!
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