No, I don’t have your sunglasses. Unless you hunt me down to reclaim them.
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Awww!!! I wish I lived in Europe and could visit folks.
Well hey, if any-a yall's ever come over to New York... I'm the only Matt living in the city, so just yell my name real loud and eventually I'll find you. |
I do live in Europe, even Britain, and nobody wants me to visit them....
Is it cause I'm straight or cause I'm only a college student and not a university student, so am not part of one of these mythical University Frat Societies you always hear about. |
To get this topic back on track I have more news about my decaying body. I realized yesterday that a great deal of my hair is going grey.
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I feared this might happen. Soon you'll shed your human flesh as your OANSTfly self emerges.
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I knew it had to be something like that. I just couldn't figure out why I felt the urge to vomit on everything before eating it.
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Don't let your daughter see you shed any extremities.
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And, for the sake of humanity, stay away from procreation.
Edit: Probably vaginas in general. |
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Update: I have not had any pain from my kidneys in quite some time and my gout seems to be clearing up. Could this be the calm before the storm or are things looking up?
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Definitely the worst is yet to come!
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Yes OANST, I think it's the calm before the storm :( /pisses of firework |
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Jesus.
I've passed stones. It's horrid. I'm not even going to try to make light of your situation. All I can say, is that when it starts to happen, grab something to bite down on. I bit a small chunk out of my tongue, and my doctor told me of someone else who chipped a few teeth from suddenly clamping them down and then gritting them so hard. Also, fucking take better care of yourself. |