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Wil 12-02-2008 01:08 PM

No, I don’t have your sunglasses. Unless you hunt me down to reclaim them.

Kimon 12-02-2008 09:37 PM

Awww!!! I wish I lived in Europe and could visit folks.

Well hey, if any-a yall's ever come over to New York... I'm the only Matt living in the city, so just yell my name real loud and eventually I'll find you.

Munch's Master 12-03-2008 07:26 AM

I do live in Europe, even Britain, and nobody wants me to visit them....

Is it cause I'm straight or cause I'm only a college student and not a university student, so am not part of one of these mythical University Frat Societies you always hear about.

OANST 12-03-2008 07:38 AM

To get this topic back on track I have more news about my decaying body. I realized yesterday that a great deal of my hair is going grey.

Bullet Magnet 12-03-2008 09:45 AM

I feared this might happen. Soon you'll shed your human flesh as your OANSTfly self emerges.

OANST 12-03-2008 09:47 AM

I knew it had to be something like that. I just couldn't figure out why I felt the urge to vomit on everything before eating it.

Bullet Magnet 12-03-2008 11:26 AM

Don't let your daughter see you shed any extremities.

Anonyman! 12-03-2008 02:15 PM

And, for the sake of humanity, stay away from procreation.

Edit: Probably vaginas in general.

Munch's Master 12-03-2008 03:20 PM

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To get this topic back on track I have more news about my decaying body. I realized yesterday that a great deal of my hair is going grey.

Grey hair can be awesome. Grow it long Bill Nighy/Christopher Lee style. Long grey hair can look brilliant if done right.

OANST 12-08-2008 08:38 AM

Update: I have not had any pain from my kidneys in quite some time and my gout seems to be clearing up. Could this be the calm before the storm or are things looking up?

Oddsville 12-08-2008 02:30 PM

Definitely the worst is yet to come!

Fuzzle Guy 12-08-2008 03:00 PM

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Grey hair can be awesome. Grow it long Bill Nighy/Christopher Lee style. Long grey hair can look brilliant if done right.

And unfortunately none of your examples achieved that.

Yes OANST, I think it's the calm before the storm :(

/pisses of firework

Wil 01-13-2009 06:51 AM

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Sneaking out the next morning without a word is considered cute? I'll keep that in mind.

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But you left an adorable message.

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I have no idea what I wrote now.

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I can’t find it right now, but you did address it to P+W.

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At least I didn't use "Max & Alcar".

Wait, you kept it?

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For a long while, yes. I may have thrown it away more recently, or I may just have left it at home when I moved back to uni.

Guess what!

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P&W
Thanks for the great day guys, I loved every minute of it
I did'n want to wake you, but I do need to go and get cracking in that assignment.
Maybe - Tuesday...
Marcus
P.S. Also you made me a mod. Whoops.

And on the back is a list of GP surgeries in the SE14 area. I hope Peter didn’t need that.

Alcar 01-13-2009 01:40 PM

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And on the back is a list of GP surgeries in the SE14 area. I hope Peter didn’t need that.

I survived my stay in Elephant & Castle, regardless.

Alcar...

Disgruntled Intern 01-13-2009 03:24 PM

Jesus.

I've passed stones. It's horrid. I'm not even going to try to make light of your situation. All I can say, is that when it starts to happen, grab something to bite down on. I bit a small chunk out of my tongue, and my doctor told me of someone else who chipped a few teeth from suddenly clamping them down and then gritting them so hard.

Also, fucking take better care of yourself.