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Zerox 05-01-2008 11:20 PM

Is the fact I have absolutely no saved porn whatsoever weird or something?

I hate the fact that I refuse to eat most foods. I won't eat any meat, fruit or veg (excluding bananas), and water on it's own is vile.
My diet consists of carbohydrates and dairy.

mudling 05-02-2008 12:46 AM

OMG, I used to, and then everyone found out, I won't go there.
Digital drugs that is.
Actually there is (a tiger one).
Oh and about porn, I am against it, just thought to not say it, I have no collection what so ever, it's due to my beliefs, and quite frankly, I don't need it, sometimes I actually wish people around here would put more clothes on, or just keep them on.

Leto 05-02-2008 01:57 AM

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Is the fact I have absolutely no saved porn whatsoever weird or something?
Wow, someones trying to gloat so he can get some pussy.

There are 2 and a half liars in this thread.

I wish people here would put more clothes on because I find a lot of people disgusting purely by their personalities, though sometimes physical. Case in point: Madonna's comeback (I swear I've ranted about this on the forum elsewhere). Put some fucking pants on! I don't want to see your cellulite.

Anyway, yeah, you guys wank, and as much as you say you don't, I know you do.

Alcar 05-02-2008 03:15 AM

Yes, I'd just like to say that back home my porn collection was massive. I like to rub one out as much as possible, and I was fucking randoms like there were no tomorrow. Ah, the sinful life.

And shush Leto, Madonna is the goddess. Followed shortly by Kylie.

Alcar...

mudling 05-02-2008 04:53 AM

Hey hey, the only thing I said was not having porn, but after all, I am a human, and a male.

Strike Witch 05-02-2008 02:35 PM

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And shush Leto, Madonna is the goddess. Followed shortly by Kylie.
YES. KYLIE.

mudling 05-02-2008 02:39 PM

Yuck.
Two years ago, I called a girl fat (in a short and jockular way of course), she took it as a joke, but here freinds didn't.
Ouch.

Zerox 05-02-2008 02:54 PM

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Wow, someone's trying to gloat so he can get some pussy.

Anyway, yeah, you guys wank, and as much as you say you don't, I know you do.

Former: I was being serious.

Latter: I didn't say nothing about that, did I?

Why risk having a massive saved collection taking up space when it's on the internet anyway? Especially when your interests are rather peculiar, then if someone finds anything, it could be alot worse. Gah.

What beliefs exactly would those be, Mudling?

My other secret shame is still having not changed my damn avatar.

mudling 05-02-2008 07:46 PM

We'll I'm against sex before marage at the monet, because of lust, etc. or at least against sex without the intent of having children.
But let's see how long that lasts...
I doupbt this trail of thought will last a year.

Wings of Fire 05-02-2008 07:58 PM

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or at least against sex without having children.
Please tell me you mean sex without the intent of having children, or are you going to punish yourself every time messers Sperm and Spermy make a bad turning?
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I can guess where your porn folder is.

C:\Documents and Settings\Wings\Local Settings\drwtsn\6893-3a

and you hid them in a .rar file that you renamed to an .exe just in case anyone found your folder.
I tried watching porn on the internet once and I almost laughed my head off, the stupid situations and forced gestures are ridiculous.

I keep all my porn where I keep most other things; internalized inside my depraved little mind ;).

mudling 05-02-2008 08:55 PM

Yes I did, I edited my post so it made more sense.
We should get back on toppic, we could make a new topic on wether people agree with porn or not if you all realy want it.

skillyaslig 05-03-2008 06:38 AM

'Sense' Mudling. :D

Hmm, another secret....Ah-HA!
Once, I shop-lifted. When I was seven. In a Super-Market. And I wasn't caught.

Oddey 05-03-2008 11:43 AM

One time I called a really annoying girl a bitch in 4th grade... I also told someone I barely knew an offensive joke about the exact same girl and he told her it... One of my friend's freinds had to pay ten dollars so she wouldn't tell. I have so little big shame, I feel ashamed.

mudling 05-03-2008 02:57 PM

Reminds me of when I was doing dance as part of our school, in 5th or 6th grade, with a girl, who kept telling me off and shouting at me, I lost my temper and called her a snob, she ran out and burst out crying, and told one of the mothers.
I learnt a golden rule in life, girls can be as big as bitches as they want to your face, but you can't do anything back.
Only thing that holds me together is that she'll be getting 85% of my income thanks to my government! :D

Mac Sirloin 05-03-2008 07:20 PM

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On a lighter and more puerile tone; I farted in an exam today....one of those loud smelly ones.

I love this thread again.

People think I'm a really good troll in real life.

I'm not. I rarely try to be.