I am very talented illustrator/ Animator
Some of my work include this: http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56...lienWorld2.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56.../th_Howard.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56...StoryBoard.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56...t/th_Comic.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56...CityStreet.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56...eballglove.jpg |
I'm a thief and a liar. Which may seem kind of contradictory, but trust me, it's true (dammit). I won't go into detail because I'm a pretty paranoid bastard, but I have stolen a LOT of money, belongings, and most sadly, trust.
I THINK it's kleptomania, but would prefer it to be some kind of obsession. I have a moral standard for my thievery, though, and that is: I never steal from independant businesses/Small Businesses. It would hurt them a lot more than if you stole the same thing from Wal-mart. I don't steal big things (EG: something more expensive than 30 $) this is more me watching out for myself, though. Don't steal for fun. Don't get useless things you don't even want, it's one thing to steal Live Free or Die Hard because you're broke and have a Bruce Willis obsession. It's another to steal it when you already own a copy. Don;t bring yourself down with other people, if you get caught, it's your own damn fault, and you shouldn't rat someone out who is your friend and trusts you. I'm going to go watch Hitman now. Because I stole it. 2 KEWL 4 SKEWL EDIT: Goddammit Alcar, way to make it hard to sleep at night. |
I appreciate your brutal honesty and your, uh, "work ethic," but is this actually a talent, or a criminal tendency?
Then again, you did admit to being a liar first off, which throws parts of and/or the whole post into question, as well as dooming us all to a duality paradox (thanks for that, by the way). |
Yeah, well...
Anyway, I haven't really told anyone other than three friends and their reaction was basically "Whatever, lol" "CAN I COME WITH YOU NEXT TIME BAWW I'M SCARED" And "Wow, Simon, that was a sweet adrenaline rush." I can't fall alseep because I drank a goddamn energy drink and won't be able to have a proper sleep for like the 4th time this week. MIND...RACING.... |
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Wait, your name is Simon? *starts humming The Sound of Sim-err, Silence* I discovered I have a talent for annoying people with always scraping my throat (I have had Asthmathic Bronchitis when I was little, as a result, my airways have a little more mucus than other people, which is quite thick, so blowing my nose or couging isn't really an option...). |
I can touch my tongue to my nose. Yay!! with this masterful talent, I can....Clean my nose?
Yuck. Well, no, I am kinda Plain Jane-ish, not the good ol' Mary Sue or anything. >< No real talent, by yeah, its a living. |
...Kastere's name is Simon? Oooh, cool, never knew that.
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O.O SIMON?
SIMON??? SIMON!??!? OH MY GOD YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY: http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...imeGallery.png THIS GUY. |
STOP FUCKING STRETCHING MY SCREEN. IMAGE REMOVED
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Oh Hobo, you're such a silly bitch. What are you reading this on, a PSP?
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A widescreen laptop. that image was stupidly stretching my industrial theme thank you.
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Yes, but everyone ignores Kastere when he tries to be serious.
AND GURREN LAGANN DOES NOT NEED SENSE. IT HAS DRILLS. |
Stop fucking not talking about talents.
My talent tonight is getting drunk. SO BEHAVE |
My talent is that I am a very good goalkeeper in my soccer team. And my idol is Julio Cesar :rolleyes:.
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You DO know that Julius Caesar has been dead for like... Ages. Right?
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I meant the goalkeeper of F.C. Inter soccer team :stare:
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Ugh... Of course I knew you didn't mean him. Unlike a lot of people here, I DO know how to spell, and, as a result, I do know that you are referring to someone else than the person I was thinking of. Maybe I should leave a big sign saying something like:
THAT WAS A JOKE! |
WHATTHEFUCKOMGWTFBBQ
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Ooh, I forgot to give it a nice colour :P.
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Hobo, you just stretched my Industrial theme. You, sir, are a hypocunt.
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lol hypocunt,
my talent is...my colours have changed colour over the years :tard: |
Oh Charlie and Wil, I love thee. Have sex with me.
It will be quite the talent if you can outlast my four hour sex marathons. Alcar... |
Four hours? Pfah, I only get warmed up after four hours. Last night, I had 6 hours of steamy sex with my hand and then I still had some energy left :P.
But seriously, you must use a lot of lube, to keep friction at bay. Don't u just hate a sore lovestick? |
Sore lovesticks do suck. And of course I use lube :p
Alcar... |
Well, I can have a phenomenal memory...at times.
In my english class, we play this game where we have to make these flashcards with random vocabulary words on them with their definitions on the back. We split up into groups and each person contributes one card to a column of cards in their group after recalling the definitions of all the words in the column at that time. Afterwards, our groups disband and we have a few minutes to recall as many words as possible with their correct definitions. I normally recall almost all (if not all) of my words and have had the highest number in the class for every game so far. I can also vividly recall many moments in my childhood from ages early as three. But I'm everyone can do that. |
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Loudly. Near a load of angry povs in their Council Estate. |
I was cruisin' for a bruisin'.
Alcar... |
Members, please keep the personal conversations to PMs.
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haha, Nateypoo killed the modjoy.
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I lolled @ teh conversation.
But that can be because I'm drunk :P. |
i can dance:fuzzle:
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If you want to.
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I have a bit of talent ...
as in ... DJ'ING for many years ... i an quite proud that i came third in DJ competition and against about 100 top DJ'S all over england... it might not sound impressive third but it sure meant alot to me lol. Also being one of the top in the class at boxing ... which takes alot of skill to be a good boxer ... such as .. Take a single, regular, striding step forward with the left foot. Back foot kept at a 45-degree angle. Shift weight onto the balls of the feet. Distribute weight equally between the feet. Keep the knees bent. Bend elbows and tuck them into the sides (to protect the vital organs). As arms are brought into sides, place fists at cheekbone level, with left hand slightly out, poised to jab.Keep chin down and look up. Roll shoulders forward slightly. Position body partially sideways with left shoulder and hand slightly closer opponent. Many of the guys on the class were $h*t at that honestly lol yeah they could do it but not properly but even basic combinations such as .. One-two-three (jab, right cross and left hook): This combination flows really well if the weight is transferred to each foot at the appropriate time. The jab is used to soften up the opponent, the right cross does the damage and the left hook finishes things off. Uppercut, right cross, left hook... With this combination, the uppercut is delivered to the body, with the right cross and left hook to the head. This combination allows one to wind up for the right cross following the deliverance of the left hook.... It was amazing tha amount of people in my class what were pathetic at that lol anyway my point is i could do all them pretty well and close to perfect and thats a great talent / skill to me .... Sorry to bore you all reading this but i tend to natter on lol ... :p Thats all really i can think of is a great skill in boxing and DJ'ING ... Oh yeah plus i have got a great skill in talking .. ha ha as you can see :p |
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So instead of just being a giant turd who makes "music", and I do mean """""music""""" by pushing buttons, you are an enormous, make your anus bleed turd, who likes to throw punches, too. You know what would be awesome? You should play your moronic "music" while boxing with the lights off with glowsticks taped to your knuckles. p.s. To be fair, you really didn't deserve that. But, I'm mean. That's all. |
DJs are awesome.
DJs who think they're awesome are not. |
Incorrect, sir. DJ's are useless, trendy little shits.
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You got any better skills? If not ... be quiet .. in a nice way :) I bet i earn more money DJ'ING then you earn in a year. |