Yeah, right. Well, I don't want to.

Hot Slogs. Just a little bit of retch-up and digested custard on top.

What would I cook at RuptureFarms? 5 words: Arthur's Special of the Day.
If you want to know the recipe, see W@RF v.6 for details or see below:
Take some assorted vegetables, 2 Opples, some minced up Meep meat, and a pan full of water. Chop up the vegetables, and mix everything up in the wtaer pan and heat it. Sprinkle in some salt and pepper, then serve up within running distance of a latrine, unless you happen to be an Intern, in which case, enjoy.

Slig Kebabs! Take some Slig face-tentacles, a slig's arm and maybe a tail and place on a good ol' skewer.

Replica Meech Munchies, use Fleechs instead of Meeches! They sound similar, therefore they must taste similiar (in some twisted view of reality)

Hmmm, I'm kind of running out of ideas now but I'll tell you a nonsense
one I created a few months ago:

Glukk Smuck.

Just like Smucker's jam. Basically glukkon jam.

Take the great taste of Paramite pie and take it's filling.
Then, grab a few Scrab cakes and also take out it's yummy treat inside.
Now, head over to Necrum and collect some Slurg juice.
Also, cut off some fleech tongues. Be careful!

Now, get a stirring bowl and pour the filling inside. Add a few drops of slurg juice and start stirring. Mix until you get a green coloring. Then, take your fleech tongues, dip them in Paramite batter and then drop them in your bowl. Start mixing again, and then careful roll into balls then put them on a glass plate. Put your Scrab Cake yummies into it and bake for about 2 min.

Take out of the oven and enjoy: Scaramiteecheslurgs... yeah. Kinda like a brownie.