Greasy : Yes its pretty good , my moms getting angry at me for cheating on all my girlfriends , but hey , shes a silly old cow! Please be as so kind as to show me around the barracks .
Notes : Hoo yeah! thats the spot lady ! Greasy : keep it down behind there! me and general zizzy are going for a walk around the barracks! Notes : sorry baus , shes really good value for money! Greasy : good , you keep playing around behind there then , while me and the general go for a walk. |
zizzy walked over to a security phone"hey saend me some scrab cake"Zizzy order"you want anything greasy""Zizzy i told you this isnt a food service window"the slig said"just do it"zizzy ordered"ok just this once"the slig said
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hmmmm Greasy thought , do you guys serve lime flavoured slurg shakes around here?
Notes : ow OW OOOWW! that hurts ! notes and the slig chick came out from behind the barracks , stuck together. Notes : baus , our mechanical pants became to hot , and all that friction stuck our pants together! Greasy : wow , you guys are hardcore , nevermind youll become unstuck soon , that friction should wear off eventually . Notes : yes baus , by the way , while i was fufilling myself , I heard mudokon mudarchers chanting a war speech , it appears they are approaching the main gates. Greasy : WTF! i cant die now , im too horny ! zizzy , forget the order , lets hide in the magog train , its not too far away! |
"hide why?"zizzy laughed"we can destroy them "zizzy turned to the security phone"get sligs down here guick call pop to and have him bring his men here "zizzy turned back to greasy"follow me"he ordered and walked into the slig barracks and entered the elavator
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Greasy listened to the elevator music , as the elevetor continued to rise.
Greasy : grrrr , I hate abba! The elevator suddenly stopped , and the elevator lights turned to red , blinking red , a alarm started sounding . Greasy : WE ARE GUNNA DIE ZIZZY! Notes , get on the slig phone! Notes turned the slig phone on with his sligspeak . Notes : whats the situation outside? Slig phone operator : Those crafty mudokons , they entered the main gate , killed a few hundred sligs , and as all the sligs moved to guard the front gate , another 89999999 burst through the rear wall , they have hijacked the train , and have most of there troops in there . Greasy : oh and by the way , do you think you could order some hot glukkon chicks in this elevator ? its kinda stuffy! Operator : how the hell can i do that! youre about 7 storeys high in a jammed elvator , im outta here , we are screwed! Greasy ( to hot slig chick) say toots , you may be a slig , but we are going to die soon , so fancy a shag? Hot slig chick : NO , thats just wrong , notes is my man! Greasy : damn! stuck in a elevator with NO CHICKS , zizzy , we are dead meech paste! |
zizzy started panicking and jumping at the elavator escape door and finely knocked it open and jumped out of the elavator and started jumping at a door pop opened the door "pop we gotta get outa here lets go zizzy and pop looked down at the elavator
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Greasy , notes , and the hot slig chick followed .
Notes : ow! baus , i spraigned my ankle! Greasy : sorry notes , see you later , i dont really care about you anymore , as far as im concerned , this inspection is over! Notes : baus , dont leave me here! Greasy : hey , I said im sorry , why do you think my name is greasy! see you in hell! Hot slig chick : YOU BASTARD!! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND! greasy : hey toots , thats the way the cookie crumbles! Greasy continued to follow pop and zizzy , until they reached a long stretchy bridge , that lead to the guard tower . Greasy : wowzers , look at the battle below us! careful now! we must be at least 13 storeys high! Hey whats that sound? The magog train was heading straight for the bridge. Greasy : aaahhhhh! if i was still doing my inspection , id ask why the hell you have a overhead train track that goes right through a bridge! well be hit by that big steel iron gluk ! how many soldiers get hit by this train everyday ! ALOT! heres a fact , you do not make train tracks lead through bridges! Greasy : what are we going to do ! well never make it to the end of the bridge in time! |
"hey i didnt disine this freaky ass facility im just the general remember but ive got a private train at the station"zizzy said pop looked scared"whats wrongwhith you"zizzy asked pop"im kinda afraid of speed as in 575 mph"pop said"come on it'll get us out of here faster"zizzy said"ok"pop said"but no 600 mile per hour ok"pop said"ok 500"zizzy said running towards the station
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Alright , quickly! greasy yelled.
They all made it across to the station just in time , just as the mudokon hi jacked train hit the bridge , smashing it to the bejeezes. |
zizzy hopped on the train"were should we go"zizzy said turning to greasy and pop"zizzy said"also why did you leave notes and that chick slig"zizzy asked
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Bah , it was either him or us , we didnt have time to save him . Greasy said.
Greasy : lets go to west oddworld , the train stops at the buzzarton bounty store , thats the end of the line , and as far away from this chaos as possible . Suddenly the train doors opened , and in walked notes . Notes : YOU TRAITOR , YOU LEFT ME TO DIE! Greasy : Errrrr , hi notes , nice weather today . Sorry about what happened back there .... you see.. PLEASE LET ME LIVE!! notes : NO! notes pulled out his gun and shot greasy , he then started the train , broke the lever that operated the brakes , and jumped out , locking the door behind him. Notes : die general zizzy! The train started moving at an amazing speed , greasys body lay against the train drivers seat. Greasy : urrrr...........that idiot.......we are doomed .......how are we gunna get outta this one?.. .............lucky that idiot notes just shot me in the shoulder. Greasy started regaining his strength. Greasy : ill be fine . What are we going to do , the train is going too fast , and will soon derail! |
"that slig of yours is retarted theres a magnetic stopper at the next stop and we can get this fixed"zizzy laughed pop laughed too pop pulled out a brew and popped the top and lit zizzys cigar
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Laugh while you can zizz! ive never had this experience before!
Suddenly greasy spotted something out of the trains window . Greasy : OMG A PORNO DISTRICT! Greasy banged his head on the door , trying to open it , he should of known that if he opened the door , everyone in the train would be sucked to their doom , but right now , he was crazy with lust for shagging. Greasy : must .... get ... to ..... glukkon hotties!!! The door was giving way , one more hit and it would be open.......... |
(ive got to go)
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He he , same!
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"you retard that'll suck us all out"zizzy said pop knocked greasy away from the door"greasy have you lost your mind you could have killed us all"zizzy yelled he looked out a window as they arrived at the station to magnet were possitioned at each side of the track stopping the train zizzy walked to the door it opened"here we are"pop said"yep "zizzy said smiling and jumped off the train and looked around
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Greasy limped out of the train . Looking back at blackwatee , and seeing the battle . It was still going . He followed general zizzy , weeping .
Greasy : NO CHICKS DAMMIT! im so weak , where are all my porno mags eh? EH!!! He followed zizzy , and soon they arrived in buzzarton train station . Greasy : Hello hello hello! a red light district! zizzy , I may take a while ! Greasy ran of to the local brothel |
zizzy shook his head"well lets go to job pages im sure we'll find a general job some were"zizzy said pop nodded as they walked into a building"hello im general zizzy my old facility just got got destroyed by savages and i need a new general job"zizzy said the slig looked up"general zizzy what happened to black waters"the slig said"how do you know i worked at blackwaters"zizzy asked"i used to work for you"the slig said"then i needed more money so i came out west"the slig said"i see general zizzy said"well mudokons came and took over"zizzy said"we were out numbered so we ran away"zizzy said"well theres a few job opening down here in the west 3 and back up by black water"zizzy cut in"i'll go whith around here"ok come back some time tomorow to get some paper work"the slig said zizzy nodded and him and pop walked out and saw a clakker"wo look at the size of that thing ,shoot it!"zizzy yelled"ok boss"pop said smiling and shot it clakkers started screaming"look at all of them we can make some good moolah out of them"zizzy said as pop shot another one
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