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Loup Garou 07-14-2004 09:13 AM

Maybe I exaggerated a bit, here's what I'm going to do
Sit in a corner and wet my pants and shout like a ten-year old schoolgirl, with my boots as a weapon.

Lucipher 07-14-2004 09:23 AM

A good lit fart should do the trick! Mine are more deadly than America's entire nuke supply!

Facsimile 07-14-2004 05:34 PM

Oh gawd, more fart jokes. This forum is going downhill...

Cyber-Slig 07-14-2004 05:39 PM

who cares?its old and aging.And in america do you have to eat school food?I feel sorry for ya mate.I just bring a packed lunch with me

Sekto Springs 07-14-2004 06:07 PM

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who cares?its old and aging.And in america do you have to eat school food?I feel sorry for ya mate.I just bring a packed lunch with me

America's a free country (which is one BIG mistake). We can eat whatever we want, I eat Box-o-noodles every day--and let me tell you--it's better than meatloaf surprise.

racla 07-14-2004 06:49 PM

Is America really a free country? Is any country really a free country?

"From the typical philosophical point of view, no one is really free from anything. Our feelings enslave us to commit acts against social taboos that are extensions of the religious beliefs that have shaped society, because these moral codes present ideals that many cannot achieve on a regular basis. Therefore, these taboos are scorned in contempt, because they can't be practically applied to each and every individual, due to each individual's values, needs, and/or upbringing.....

As long as society continues to condone laws that inconvenience the lives of many and improve the standing of few, no one will ever be free. Those who support the laws will continue to thrive on them for their well-being, while those who are against the laws, or the supporters of the laws, will be powerless to challenge them because of the strength of these individuals. So, no matter what you do, you're powerless to your own selfish whims, or your inability to challenge a system that doesn't embrace your well- being." (Quoted from a Article)

Back to the main topic, i would kill zombies using a chinese rope dart and systematically pull their spinal cords out by launching it straight through their torso.

Killa_47 07-14-2004 07:48 PM

When zombies come, (if that would ever happen, seriously!) i would use an axe, and a shotgun.

a flock of seagulls 07-14-2004 08:19 PM

ok, now if ive learned anything from madness combat, its that zombies can take a shot or two, but id grab a couple knifes from the kitchen, id use the big plastic lid for one of the box i have, and mabye my home made sythe, been wanting to use that for a while. and mabye something to use as a staff/walking stick, like the metal pole neo used in the matrix reloaded. or mabye i'd just let em bite me, turn into one :dead:, and take em all on. oh wait... zombies have bassically no intelligance :( .

WiLL the Wander 07-14-2004 09:38 PM

Well, the zombies didn't had brains, so I give them my friend's brain! That will kill them!

Cyber-Slig 07-15-2004 04:51 AM

theres one thing that creeps out and scares anyman......the gays.....Get a gay zombie and watch the other zombies run in fear! :D If not that Id get a predator Disc :)

WiLL the Wander 07-15-2004 05:34 AM

And what happens when the zombies turn to gays...?

Cyber-Slig 07-15-2004 05:42 AM

Its like sex except its called killing the human and they ignore eachother and kill the human.If they could Muuahaahahha!!!:D

Lucipher 07-15-2004 06:09 AM

All the survivros could go to one area and have...A WORLD ORGE! Don't worry that's just my silly fantasies.

Hobo 07-15-2004 06:31 AM

Orgy surely Luc.

An Orge just sounds painful

Fez 07-15-2004 07:15 AM

That is ****ing funny CJ, made my day.

Lucipher 07-15-2004 08:58 AM

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Its like sex except its called killing the human and they ignore eachother and kill the human.If they could Muuahaahahha!!!:D

I don't get it.

Al the Glukkon 07-15-2004 05:21 PM

While on vacation I bought a useful book titled The Zombie Survival Guide. It says the chainsaw is bad because fuel is required and a shotgun can only blow a zombies head off at close range unless it used a solid slug but then you might as well use a rifle, but it is good for use against a group of zombies. Damn that was a long sentence.:dead:

Cyber-Slig 07-15-2004 05:27 PM

Hehe.It was probably written by a vampire-wannabe or a goth.They have been watching too much evil dead and are sick to the back of the teeth with chainsaws and shotguns!

SeaRex 07-15-2004 05:37 PM

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While on vacation I bought a useful book titled The Zombie Survival Guide. It says the chainsaw is bad because fuel is required and a shotgun can only blow a zombies head off at close range unless it used a solid slug but then you might as well use a rifle, but it is good for use against a group of zombies.

The fool obviously has no flair.

You've got to have a chainsaw. You just have to.

Sekto Springs 07-15-2004 05:42 PM

Chainsaws all the way!

Al the Glukkon 07-16-2004 08:28 AM

The sad thing is the guy sounds like he actually believes zombie outbreaks occur.;)

Lucipher 07-16-2004 09:52 AM

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The sad thing is the guy sounds like he actually believes zombie outbreaks occur.;)

They do happen! I raised emperor Charlemagne the other day!

Fez 07-16-2004 10:03 AM

WTF? No you didnt! Mrs. Hooper always looks like that!