... toothpaste. In doing so, he hoped that ...
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...the world world revolve around his special...
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...mailbox. He opened the door to go outside and use his magic mailbox, and he was greeted by a BIG UGLY DOG
http://www.joemonster.org/i/w/bat-dog.jpg (I've been searching for an excuse to post that :p) |
The dog was so hideously disgusting that it turned all that looked upon him into...
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.....mindless zombie cookies......
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...that ate people covered in...
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...plasma that was flavored like chocolatechip cookies mixed with listerine and...
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...saliva from deranged bunnies who would undergo daily...
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...sex toy testing by...
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...Micheal Jackson and Company, and this is there motto: "Making sex toys for your girls and boys... but mostly for your boys." So Micheal and Co. set out to make the best little sex toys for children, and even small breed dogs, until...
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the mindless zombie cookies attacked the company and killed micheal jackson which caused everyone to celebrate,but........
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