I wish Liechtenstein were in the Euro Cup, their football team would consist of most of the population.

Their supporting crowd would be a toddler and a dog.

The England team will lose and get their own back by banging the winning team's wives.

With John Terry in the team, that's for definite.

Wayne Rooney can have their wives' mothers. We know what he likes.

He's gonna make an excellent job at European Cup, trust me ;) He's one of the strongest striker of your Premiership and he must play even though he does bullshits. In fact he's gonna play because Rossi is out, Matri and Borriello suck at moment and Quagliarella didn't score in serie A 2011/2012 (and also Pazzini) Cassano's just back from a long stop. The only young strikers who scored this season are Giovinco and Balotelli.

What's the name of that really good player? The good one, long curly hair, good at football, damn it I forget his name. He's good. I think he'll be good.

I don't care about any of this, but every time I see this thread I start hearing that Tim and Eric song that Mac posted going in my head.

Andrea Pirlo of Juventus FC?

?

Seems a bit old.

I think he means Pirlo myself. Or Luka Modric.

What team does he play for?

I concede your point.

Balotelli is a strong shooter but sometimes he can be quite shit at getting past defenders (and ends up acting like a prat after).

Cassano seems to contribute more to assists than direct goals, though in the qualifiers he did score quite a lot. Looking forward to seeing him play.

Still looking forward to seeing Di Natale in action though. I think he'll have his work cut out for him against Spain though.

Tevez is pretty hot.

Writing Tevez into Google will sometimes bring up 'tevez neck'. Seriously, have you seen his neck? It's like a fucking tree trunk.

Sega Sports > real sports

Everything > Sega Sports.

Therefore everything > real sports.


I agree with that statement.

People who often think that are the ones who were always chosen last for the team.

Damn it, those aren't him. He's like, the best fucking player in the world right now. Messi! Lionel Fucking Messi.

He's good.

Did you say Lionel Richtea?

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...56041933_n.jpg

No...I said Lionel Messi, pay attention, fucking cloth ears.

;D

In fact, he should tell us something more!

Even though he's 34 years old, Di Natale is very very strong but he isn't going to play at Euro 2012...
Holland will he's going to play an excellent football!

Yes, what's your point?

So there's absolutely no sport in the world that you enjoy to a degree?

I enjoy beach volleyball?

We need more manly sports.

Before anyone says anything, wrestling doesn't count.

Shin-kicking.

http://blog.lastminute.com/wp-conten...in-Kicking.jpg

Kick your opponent's shins. First one to fall over loses.

I like bodybuilding and powerlifting.

The boy with dark hair is cheating. He's stuffed his trousers with straw.

It's health and safety gone maaaaad~