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enchilado 02-09-2010 12:04 PM

Actually, the world reshapes itself around you.

Bullet Magnet 02-09-2010 12:24 PM

I'm glad we have experts in our midst.

Mac Sirloin 02-09-2010 12:39 PM

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It's twelve isn't it? I'm sure he turns some water to wine at a wedding at the age of twelve.

I honestly can't remember, and let's face it, you never know what kind of crazy spooky shit would happen around the messiah when he's just a tot.

Laser 02-09-2010 12:42 PM

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Didn't you learn anything from Red Alert?

The man makes a point.

What if I kill Hitler and Albert Einstien?

Ridg3 02-09-2010 12:45 PM

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The man makes a point.

What if I kill Hitler and Albert Einstien?

The world would be in a state of equilibrium...with an unsatisfactory amount of Jews. I kid

Laser 02-09-2010 12:50 PM

Really? I thought nuclear energy wouldn't exist and Japan would become a superpower :D

Ridg3 02-09-2010 12:54 PM

If only it were the other way around..............

OddjobAbe 02-09-2010 01:04 PM

I'd rather Japan exist than have nuclear power.

Nate 02-09-2010 01:41 PM

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Really? I thought nuclear energy wouldn't exist and Japan would become a superpower :D

Einstein was only peripherally related to the Manhattan project. He used his influence to support it, but to the best of my knowledge did little of the physics.

used:) 02-09-2010 02:16 PM

Isn't it Dr. Oppenheimer you're looking for?

skillya_glowi 02-09-2010 03:46 PM

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I'd rather Japan exist than have nuclear power.

Nuclear power has enormous potential as an energy source. It just needs to be used with certain precautions.

Bullet Magnet 02-09-2010 04:31 PM

You must realise that if you were to eliminate the people responsible for most of the world's discoveries and events, someone else would do them instead. The environment that allowed Hitler to come to power would easily produce any number of men like him, and they may well be more competent. And if it hadn't happened in Germany, it most certainly would have happened in Britain or another Allied power.

As for scientific discoveries, they may take a little longer, but not much longer. Science had already advanced to the point were nuclear physics were known of and being studied, and practical applications we becoming possible. There were also, and there are and were with most discoveries, other teams worldwide doing the same research.

You need to be very well versed in history to predict what events were truly unprecedented and could alone have altered human history, and even then its not something you can predict with confidence. And then Chaos complicates things further. The fact is, the effects of some events diminish with time, while others grow phenomenally. In fact, most events probably have many effects of both types.

Wings of Fire 02-09-2010 04:51 PM

This reminds me of the third Animorphs special where one of the Yeerk Vissers goes back in time and changes shit so America publicly promotes racist ideology and all the countries fear and distrust each-other so much that taking over the world would be that much easier.

With a little help from The Elimist (Read: God) the Animorphs are saved from that alternate time line after seeing the effects and follow the man through time where he first goes to the battle of Agincourt to make sure the French win, then to Washington's crossing of the Delaware to make sure the British win, then to the Battle of Trafalgor to make sure Napoleon wins and then to Princeton University where they find Visser Four looking extremely disorientated and confused at the fact that Einstein never attended Princeton University because he messed so much with the timeline.

They then corner him at the Normandy Landing where the German and French alliance (Flying a standard of a golden eagle on a black background) are fighting a British invading force (Flying an incomprehensible standard) and Hitler is an old man driving a jeep.

Moral of the story: Don't fuck with what you can't control.

enchilado 02-09-2010 05:47 PM

I would make scathing comment about you reading Animorphs, but I won't, because you hate me, and will pound me into the ground for eternity if I do.

Wings of Fire 02-09-2010 05:48 PM

Fuck you Animorphs was the best children's book series of the 90s fuck you to hell.

Bitch.

enchilado 02-09-2010 05:54 PM

I didn't say Animorphs was bad. I just like making scathing comments.

I read Horrible Histories and Diana Wynne Jones; feel free to say what you like about that.

Wings of Fire 02-09-2010 05:58 PM

Why? Horrible Histories was a brilliant series by the time I got too old for it, I particularly enjoyed the brilliant yet inaccurate satire America book.

enchilado 02-09-2010 06:03 PM

Well, I also read Terry Pratchett and Agatha Christie, and I figured that Horrible Histories and Diana Wynne Jones were more eligible for scathing comments.

I read a couple of Animorphs books when I was twelve or so, but the main things that put me off were the covers - well, basically the entire design of the books reminded me of Goosebumps and stuff like that. You know, short, poorly-written novels published in their millions and probably written by a syndicate.

I apologise if they're better than I though they were :)

Wings of Fire 02-09-2010 06:05 PM

Animorphs is worth it for the Andalite and Hork Bajir Chronicles as well as the final two books of the series.

enchilado 02-09-2010 06:22 PM

Well, I'm about to buy around 7 Terry Pratchett books second-hand ($50 worth), but once I've read all them, I'll have a go at Animorphs :)

Wings of Fire 02-09-2010 06:25 PM

Remember, it is a series for young teenagers, don't go mad.

Mac Sirloin 02-09-2010 06:25 PM

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Well, I also read Terry Pratchett and Agatha Christie, and I figured that Horrible Histories and Diana Wynne Jones were more eligible for scathing comments.

I read a couple of Animorphs books when I was twelve or so, but the main things that put me off were the covers - well, basically the entire design of the books reminded me of Goosebumps and stuff like that. You know, short, poorly-written novels published in their millions and probably written by a syndicate.

I apologise if they're better than I though they were :)

I skipped Animorphs for exactly this, and the fact that Beast Wars was basically the same thing but with robots.

Bullet Magnet 02-09-2010 07:10 PM

If I had a time machine, I'd use it to start a book club thread about two hours ago.

Nate 02-09-2010 08:06 PM

What BM said.
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Isn't it Dr. Oppenheimer you're looking for?

Yes, but the Manhattan Project really was a team project. As BM pointed out, if Oppenheimer hadn't been in charge, someone else would have been.


Also, this: http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

enchilado 02-09-2010 10:06 PM

If I had a Time Machine, I'd sell it and make some big bucks.

MeechMunchie 02-10-2010 08:54 AM

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Somehow, no one worries about materialising in another time in a space already occupied by air. Instant death.

Well the TARDIS pushes away all matter in the space where it is about to materialise.

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And then Chaos complicates things further.

Yeah, it tends to be bloody when Khorne manifests.

Anyway,

Here is where I stand on changing the present by changing the past: It can't be done. Any changes you made would already be applied by the time you Went Back in the first place.

Havoc 02-10-2010 11:16 AM

I'd go back in time, kill the guy who wrote the bible and then burn the damn thing.

Wings of Fire 02-10-2010 11:23 AM

The guy?

slig# 5719 02-10-2010 12:45 PM

I would first go and see Jesus, then blink in and out of different time periods in the future. Both just for the sake of curiosity.

Crashpunk 02-10-2010 01:17 PM

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I'd go back in time, kill the guy who wrote the bible and then burn the damn thing.
That's if the bible was ever written.