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MA 10-29-2009 10:05 AM

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I'm a woman

Sup?

Kimon 10-29-2009 12:15 PM

I would become a ppopulr graffiti icon

Leto 10-29-2009 09:51 PM

icwatudidthar LOL

Abe Elum Slig 11-09-2009 01:28 PM

if i was invisible in this moment i go to a music instruments house play for the people electric guitar just to see their faces wen they don't see anybody play :D (sorry my english, but a try :fuzsad:)

Oddey 11-10-2009 05:05 AM

Screw being blind. If I turned blind when I went invisible, if I could, I wouldn't want to ever be invisible.

Now about what I would do, if I didn't trun blind.
Act like the spy from Team Fortress 2.
Scare people in public places.
Make myself invisible during the breaks at school and hide my classmate's things.
Pull people's pants down.
Drop bugs down people's necks.
Tickle people.
Do an evil laugh whenever someone is alone.

And this is how I would act if I could make other things invisible as well:
Take a camera and film the things you can only film when nothing can see you.

Crashpunk 11-11-2009 08:24 AM

If i was invisible. i would...
Steal things
Scare people to death
Kill people
Hide somewere after the last one.
Act like the Spy of TF2
Watch the girls i fancy :tard:
Make 'Most Haunted' REAL!
Spy on OWI

Sekto Springs 11-11-2009 08:57 AM

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Scare people to death

To death, you say?

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Kill people
To death, you say?

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Spy on OWI
Unless you have a time machine, there's not a whole lot to spy on.

Disgruntled Intern 11-11-2009 09:50 AM

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I would become a ppopulr graffiti icon

The invisibility would likely hamper your icon status.

MeechMunchie 11-11-2009 11:26 AM

He could spray himself with spray paint, and become the only graffiti artist to look like his self-portraits.

Disgruntled Intern 11-11-2009 11:36 AM

That would take some mighty fine can-control.

Sekto Springs 11-11-2009 01:50 PM

Yeah, invisible or not you deserve the status for that alone.

Nate 11-11-2009 03:35 PM

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The invisibility would likely hamper your icon status.

Didn't hurt Banksy's career.

Disgruntled Intern 11-11-2009 04:25 PM

Fair enough. But Banksy is a fluke.

Nate 11-11-2009 04:42 PM

Anyone who manages to be successful/famous in the art world is a fluke.

Sekto Springs 11-11-2009 05:13 PM

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Anyone who manages to be successful/famous in the art world is a fluke.

Or a sell-out.

Nate 11-11-2009 05:24 PM

Even the sell-outs would need to be lucky.

Sekto Springs 11-11-2009 05:29 PM

Or have a famous art-dealer girlfriend *cough*JACKSONPOLLOCK *cough*

Disgruntled Intern 11-11-2009 07:45 PM

Don't get me started on Pollock.

As far as all successful artists being flukes, I disagree. I was referring more to Banksy's success based on his anonymity rather than his talent level. Of course, having grown up on the wrong side of the pond, and only being able to appreciate his work in museums/gallery showings/publications rather than various street corners and bridges, I'm a bit biased in that regard.

Although I am a rather large fan of Shepherd Fairey, who although completely different, I feel is still comparable.

Anywho, for the most part, I consider success in the art world to be based more on timing than talent. Of course, with the introduction of the internet, the odds are stacked in the artists favor.

Sekto Springs 11-11-2009 08:15 PM

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Don't get me started on Pollock.

No, please. I would love to hear what you have to say about him. We can compare notes.

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Of course, with the introduction of the internet, the odds are stacked in the artists favor.
Kids, to put things in perspective, do a search on Deviantart by "most popular".

Disgruntled Intern 11-11-2009 09:31 PM

You also have to look at guys like Greg Simkins, Alex Pardee and Jeff Soto, who, without the internet, probably wouldn't have been as successful.

Wings of Fire 11-12-2009 02:23 AM

Why all the Pollock hate?

Sekto Springs 11-12-2009 04:55 AM

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Why all the Pollock hate?

Because Pollock is a talentless alcoholic who stole the spotlight from much more deserving artists thanks only to his girlfriend's influence in the art community?

Disgruntled Intern 11-12-2009 05:41 AM

Agreed. He was also dreadfully boring.

Dipstikk 11-12-2009 01:34 PM

Create a bunch of faux-supernatural occurances and try to create a religious following centered around a deity who is a floating robe.

Then swoop in dressed in a visible wardrobe and make my followers conquer the planet.

I would have to avoid getting covered with anything.

On second thought, I'd probably just steal stuff.