Scratch marks are nothing.

You need to have wild man sex. I think that's why I couldn't deal with a woman, it'd be far too easy to knock her out cold. I need my sex rough. Rougher than a lady :p

Alcar...

Well duh...

Yes, and I wouldn't make a big deal about it either when I lose it. Losing your virginity would be as winning a trophy of proof for having sex the first time in your life, IMO. But I don't care about trophies.

I lost my virginity at a young age to a slutty older girl.

It was fairly amusing. To this day, I remember thinking "What, this is it? What's the big deal? I could do this for hours...Oh, oh god, no!" I then ejaculated onto her stomach, told her she was nice, vomited the majority of that nights consumed liquor onto the floor beside her bed, and slept.

I was a true gentleman, even at 14.

If only there was more intercourse like that, specifically involving the vomitting.

DI, that's a nice story!

Speaking of drunken escapades. I haven't had the vomiting occur, but I was asleep / unconcious for the majority of my first (and so far only) threesome.

Alcar...

Ha! I remember that night! Better than you, it would appear.

That was freaking hilarious.

We will have to have a discussion over coffee about the matter. Just so I know what exactly I did :p

Alcar...

We've had this conversation before. Several times. The first being the morning after, when you desperately asked me what had happened.

Don't tell me you've forgotten?

I have.

Alcar...

Dear god you two didn't!!!

Yet... they did... of course they did... -_-

I am, actually, really fucking shocked.

But then I remember that it's Peter.

- Rexy

I’m quite certain I would have noticed if they had. If not, then I’m feeling really left out.

I was not involved in the threesome. I was merely speaking to him over MSN, Skype and telephone simultaneously that evening.

I was going to reply earlier to Havoc and Rexy's posts, but I thought I'd let it hang for a little while :p

Indeed, I was only talking to Nate about it. But I still don't know all that happened, t'is a drunken blur.

Alcar...

Fucking lush.

Oi xD.

Such a dude.

Yeah, I am without a doubt a virgin. At least I'm not alone here.

You're never alone when you have Jesus in your heart. Remember that.

I think I threw up a little...

You may think that you did but only Jesus really knows.

He's turning back into Bitter Buffalo!

At last!

I can't believe you even remember that one. I barely ever posted as Bitter Buffalo.

It left a lasting impression, like a worldwide strata enriched with Iridium due to the impact of an apocalyptic meteorite.

Stopped reading through the thread there

I don’t remember Bitter Buffalo.

Then again I don’t recall that K-T impact sixty-four million years ago, so my memory is apparently not to be trusted.

Hell, I don’t even remember ‘The Mausoleum’.

Ha, funny that you should say that. I happened to open up Internet Explorer on my computer yesterday and the bookmarks were so out of date that I still had TM. And I mean original TM, not any of the later incarnations.

ON-TOPIC: Now that we are aware of our cache of virgins, does anyone else think we should start sacrificing them to the god(s) of our choice?