I once horrendously abused my powers as a prefect to give a detention to a little shit that I just plain didn't like. I am not ashamed of this and would do it again.

Little shits are mollycoddled in todays school system.

Yes. The little shits should suffer.

Especially the smart-arses.

Wow, I never knew that a thread could make everyone who posted in it seem like wankers so quickly.
Haha, you can add creating this thread to the list. :P

Becoming a prefect for me was one part wanting to improve the school environ and two parts petty revenge.

Call me a wanker for that if you will :).

Oh trust me, I'm trying ever so hard to be a prefect for those exact reasons.
Oh my, I have sooo many ideas already.

No. She didn't even know what (literally) hit her. She just ran to her mom's house and cried as I ran outside, retrieved my footwear, and retreated to home base.

I have so many moments of shame that if I shared them it would be enough sound to travel all the way to the other side of the world and back. So I won't ahare any of mine. Yet.

Wow, alotta secrets around here, eh?
I don't really have a big one, though here is mine;
About a month after I became a Vegeterian (I have been one for around five years) I was having dinner and Dad (he is a real meat-eater, and keept on forgeting I didn't eat meat) gave me a bowl of curried sausages. I was out in the kitchen and the rest of ma family went into the living room. (I was doing homework) Then next thing came to bat, the bowl was empty and I was full. Damn slip ups!

I get it! Lolololololololololol.

My secret shame is...well, I don't really have any, since I've admitted most of my faults to other people, either via the internet or to friends. Not really secrets.

But to reveal my horrible dark side, I'm probably most guilty about my porn collection. And a few stupidly cruel things I've said to people.

One time I was running down a hallway and I mowed over this kid on crutches who had just come down the stairs. I was like "FTW I KILLED THE CRIPPLED KID!" and ran like hell.
THERE. MY SHAME IS EXPOSED. Thats seriously all I could dish out, i'm pathetic.

You're a bad person! (Just kidding) You'd actually fit in at my school, only they mow down cripples with lawn mowers.

More shames of Mine:
1.Allowed a 7th grade boy to say I was his girlfiend
2.Ten mintues in to the "relationship" he told me he loved me, It freaked me out so bad I broke with him.
3. I go to church (mother and father make me) and think about killing the person that sits infront of me (she's a bitch)
4. I told a retarded ten year old boy I was a vampire

Can't think of anymore.

Hey we don't judge people here.
That's what the WDYLL thread is for. ;)
I'm ashamed with my lack of porn collection.
Well I would be if it wasn't so fun arguing against it.
Oh, and a group of wiered boys that like to dwell in the cracks and crevices in my year were convinced they were vampires, I thought it was a joke, untill they thought I was a lichen (isn't that a form of moss? apparently it's a werewolf, the arch enemies of vampires), and then chased me around the school, trying to find my mark, I actually thought they were seriously after an hour or so, and by that, I mean seriously screwed up enough to convinced themsevles they were vampires.

Oh, and I also play Neopets. Beat that, Hombre!

Lulz, epic f41l!!

Why on earth would anyone be ashamed of playing Neopets? It's oodles of fun :hobo:
You're just sorely disappointed there's no tiger one.

Oh, oh, I've got another one! (I know I should be excited about shame, but oh wells)

Last time I went to the Memphis zoo, I was waiting for my family at the monkey cage. (We were seperated, I forget how) I got really bored with waiting, so as a zoo keeper walked by, I pointed to a monkey and asked him "Why do you have my grandma in a cage?" My parents should have learned by now not to leave me alone for too long with nothing to do.

Then another time at the Memphis zoo, My younger siblings had to go to the restroom, my mom and dad took them, leaving me alone (another mistake on their part). I got bored and I stared acting very shifty and nervous (purposely). An old woman and her grandson came up to me and asked me what was wrong. I told her I escaped from my cage. I'm ashamed of this because the old woman's grand son believed it. :(

You know, every man who says he's against porn is lying. Every man who says "I just don't get off on it", "It's degrading to women" and "I don't need to watch it because I'm secure with my masculinity" is an absolute liar. There are absolutely zero exceptions.

Any response to this stating otherwise proves you're a liar. So if I were you, I'd pretend this post never happened, and you need not reply to it because you have never read it...

I am against porn.

I do not accept the above argument as being logical, rational, deductive or inductive in any way as it is one unsubstantiated assertion.

On a lighter and more puerile tone; I farted in an exam today....one of those loud smelly ones.

I can guess where your porn folder is.

C:\Documents and Settings\Wings\Local Settings\drwtsn\6893-3a

and you hid them in a .rar file that you renamed to an .exe just in case anyone found your folder.

I also farted today. However, I have no shame, even though it sounded and smelt most diarrhea esque.

I don't need porn because I have a girlfriend, lol. My secret shame is that I have amazing sex and most of OWF doesn't.

Wrong!

C:\Documents and Settings\Colby\My Documents\My Music\iTunes\iTunes Music\Limewire\Other

Since my parents hate my music taste, I stick it in the place they would never want to explore. And to be double safe, it's in my pirating folder.

Mitsur wins the clever-ness battle for another day. Huzzah!

Is the fact I have absolutely no saved porn whatsoever weird or something?

I hate the fact that I refuse to eat most foods. I won't eat any meat, fruit or veg (excluding bananas), and water on it's own is vile.
My diet consists of carbohydrates and dairy.

OMG, I used to, and then everyone found out, I won't go there.
Digital drugs that is.
Actually there is (a tiger one).
Oh and about porn, I am against it, just thought to not say it, I have no collection what so ever, it's due to my beliefs, and quite frankly, I don't need it, sometimes I actually wish people around here would put more clothes on, or just keep them on.

Wow, someones trying to gloat so he can get some pussy.

There are 2 and a half liars in this thread.

I wish people here would put more clothes on because I find a lot of people disgusting purely by their personalities, though sometimes physical. Case in point: Madonna's comeback (I swear I've ranted about this on the forum elsewhere). Put some fucking pants on! I don't want to see your cellulite.

Anyway, yeah, you guys wank, and as much as you say you don't, I know you do.

Yes, I'd just like to say that back home my porn collection was massive. I like to rub one out as much as possible, and I was fucking randoms like there were no tomorrow. Ah, the sinful life.

And shush Leto, Madonna is the goddess. Followed shortly by Kylie.

Alcar...

Hey hey, the only thing I said was not having porn, but after all, I am a human, and a male.

YES. KYLIE.

Yuck.
Two years ago, I called a girl fat (in a short and jockular way of course), she took it as a joke, but here freinds didn't.
Ouch.

Former: I was being serious.

Latter: I didn't say nothing about that, did I?

Why risk having a massive saved collection taking up space when it's on the internet anyway? Especially when your interests are rather peculiar, then if someone finds anything, it could be alot worse. Gah.

What beliefs exactly would those be, Mudling?

My other secret shame is still having not changed my damn avatar.

We'll I'm against sex before marage at the monet, because of lust, etc. or at least against sex without the intent of having children.
But let's see how long that lasts...
I doupbt this trail of thought will last a year.

Please tell me you mean sex without the intent of having children, or are you going to punish yourself every time messers Sperm and Spermy make a bad turning?
I tried watching porn on the internet once and I almost laughed my head off, the stupid situations and forced gestures are ridiculous.

I keep all my porn where I keep most other things; internalized inside my depraved little mind ;).