May I hold the camera?

Jesus I thought the male after female drooling was bad on this forum

It is. But male on male humping is always a tad worse.

Are these secret kept into Employee Loungue? I really want to know what do you do in that mysterious forum... but since I read the previous posts, I prefer don't knw it.

I'm not supposed to, but here's a peek.

Alcar...

This is a scandal!!!!!!

That was fucking ace.

BTW, i have 2 more letters for you.

I saw that pic, Alcar. And I noticed a thread started by Disgruntled Intern. But how could he do it? I know that only mods and admins can visit that forum. How did he start that thread?

This is just too funny for words.

I'm afraid that BM has now lost his crown and Alcar has won the internets from him.

The eliter members of the forum are nominated by the secret panel who run OWF and may access the employee lounge

Actually, latest word from the cabal is that they want DI out of EL but he's somehow enveigled himself into the database in such a way that he cannot be removed without doing some major damage to the forums.

This is how my tax dollars are being spent.

Well spent.

What must a member do to post in that forum?

Participate in a Homosexual Encounter of the Third Kind.

Alcar...

What? Please, Alcar, can you tell me it?

You heard.

Alcar, I love you from time to time. At this particular time, I love you to epic proportions.

I begin to suspect I am the only mod who didn't have to participate in a Homosexual Encounter of the Third Kind to get nominated...

I'd say I didn't have to but I was so drunk i don't remember what happened the last time petey came round

You didn't find the cheese wedged up yo' ass, did you?

BTW, I'm leaving work now, see you shortly :p

Alcar...

Certain people are quite sad that Al didn't participate either.

Forgive my intrusion. If in the future I'll want to see Employee Longue, must I participate at that "Homosexual Encounter of Third Kind"? Or am I disabled to see it right now?

I don't think AIN is getting the picture.

I think that's exactly what he does........ Just... Really literally.

PM Peter with Homosexual Encounter of Third Kind in the title of the PM and ask what you must do.

WTF is homosexual encounter of third kind?

I'll try to do it. But I don't know who is Peter.

Its where you don't participate in the act itself but view it from afar. Probably with a pair of binoculars and almost certainly with an undone fly.

That’s certainly not how I remember it. Actually, it was more like a Homosexual Encounter of the Fourth Kind if I’m honest, but with some of the physical effects associated with the Second Kind. ‘Damage to terrain’ especially.

What? I never bashed down your door, or vomited on you.

Alcar...