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Jordan 04-13-2007 04:42 PM

Ack. Don't mention languages. :D

Languages: English. (Der.),
Spanish. (Been studying for a year and a half, forgot how to say favourite food.),
German. (Been studying for half a year, can't stand the subject.)

Instruments: Saxophone, and slight Piano.

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 04:52 PM

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plotting to ban Rexy permanently

You really know how to make a girl feel loved!

Languages: English [obv.], French, Japanese & Armenian. Oh and I can say 'I love you', 'Tiger' and something about farts in Dutch.
Instruments: The Flute [how hardcore].

- Rexy

Jordan 04-13-2007 04:53 PM

Rexy, you seem really, really familiar. What country to you live in?

Havoc 04-13-2007 04:56 PM

Your name wouldn't happen to be Matt... would it?

Havoc

Jordan 04-13-2007 04:56 PM

Who me? :lol: Look at the username.

used:) 04-13-2007 05:30 PM

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Hey, you stole my idea, Statikk. On lighter terms I wanted to put my biography in my profile, but I guess Peter limited it to 2000 letters or some
crap like that. So why not post where the whole world can see?!:p

Age: 13 (goin' 14 in July)
Ethicity: American
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Job: Homeschooled student since half way through third grade, worker in a family owned kennel, (intending to become a professional hackjacker

Character Bio: Spirrow

"If there is anything Spirrow loves more than annoying people, well, he hasn't discovered it yet. And not just for the sake of trying, spamming up forums, annoying the hell out of Jordan and Glowi, plotting to ban Rexy permanently, and once successfully earning himself an unofficial and official warning, he's done 'em all.

Spirrow takes semi-occasional parttime pleasure in torturing and plotting against his least favorite members including Rexy and Used and intends a painful ending to them both.

When not entertaining the forum junkies with his saucy, spammy humor, Spirrow tends to kick back and dream about his temporary crush on a forum chick who he once imitated and annoyed to her own forum extermination."

Man.....I'm pretty violent and reckless to those I loathe.....so I had no problem expressing myself.

Spirrow poops in the shower.

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 05:50 PM

I'm from England. :)

And Havoc, I'm totally going to have my boyfriend on a forum with someone who f*cks tigers, aren't I? :p

- Rexy

Havoc 04-13-2007 05:51 PM

Why not?

Havoc

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 05:53 PM

You might rape him.

I dunno. You're abit weird like that.

- Rexy

Havoc 04-13-2007 05:55 PM

Hm... maybe we should stop spamming topics about tiger sex...

havoc

snuzi 04-13-2007 05:58 PM

Wow, how'd this go from a "Member Stats" thread to a discussion about tiger sex?

...then again, how'd we start talking about POW's aborted son in that other thread?

Weird.

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 05:58 PM

Pfft. Spoilsport. [To Havoc because Snuzi got there first. :p]

Wouldn't it be spooky if me and Jordan knew each other but didn't know we were both internet geeks? XD

I want to take up the drums. Anybody who plays them? *To lazy to read back a page*

- Rexy

Jordan 04-13-2007 05:58 PM

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Spirrow poops in the shower.

:lol:

Rexy whereabouts in England? You seem to be getting more familiar every second.

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 06:00 PM

North-East, by the coast.

- Rexy

Jordan 04-13-2007 06:01 PM

By any chance would you live in Mansfield?

snuzi 04-13-2007 06:04 PM

Tsk tsk, peoples. Off-topic messages directed towards single members should be handled in Private Messages ;).

/sarcasm

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 06:07 PM

:P Shhh Snuzi or I shalt be forced to delete your post! ;)

*Warns self* Happy?

I live nowhere near Mansfield. That's around Nottingham right? I leave near York.

*Will stop spamming soon*

- Rexy

Jordan 04-13-2007 06:09 PM

Okay, I just wanted to know! :) Another thing that made me think you lived here is the 'With the drama geeks' bit in your location. At my school there are also drama geeks. :lol:

*Ends off-topicness*

snuzi 04-13-2007 06:13 PM

But drama geeks are a part of just about every school :p.

Jordan 04-13-2007 06:19 PM

Really? Wow, I never knew that! :lol:

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 06:22 PM

Pretty much but I go to a drama college so I'm f*cked. :p

- Rexy

mitsur 04-13-2007 09:41 PM

Do I hear nuclear klaxons in the background?

Wait, nevermind.

Languages: English, horrible Spanish (all I really need to know is how to ask if they speak English, and how to swear if they say no)

Instuments: I used to play the Viola, but I hated it and now I have no talent.

Nate 04-14-2007 12:08 AM

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Wouldn't it be spooky if me and Jordan knew each other but didn't know we were both internet geeks? XD

Just about every time I visit OWF from the computer labs at uni, I half expect someone to come up behind me and admit to being a member.

Jordan 04-14-2007 03:07 AM

I've always wondered whether someone I know would be a member on these forums. I'm about the only Oddworld freak in Mansfield. :lol:

Godlesswanderer 04-16-2007 10:34 AM

Back to vitals people. Or I'm going to have to kick all your asses. Starting with Rexy ;).

Age: 18 (today)
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: German, Irish, Portugese, English
Job: Student. I should be looking for a part time job but I'm lazy.

Hobo 04-16-2007 10:43 AM

Age: 17 (18 tomorrow)
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight unless there's money involved
Race: Whiteish
Ethnicity: Purebread English
Job:Slacker.

Mutual Friend 04-16-2007 01:36 PM

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Madonna is a woman. Alcar is a man. Therefore, Alcar expressing love for Madonna would leave an impression of heterosexuality. Or is this love in a "I like her style and would like to dress up like her" way?

Oh, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick...

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Sexual Orientation: Bi maybe.

When did this happen?! :)

moxco 04-16-2007 01:43 PM

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Just about every time I visit OWF from the computer labs at uni, I half expect someone to come up behind me and admit to being a member.

When I go to the computer lab at council library I half expect to walk past a computer that has OWF on the screen.

Leto 04-16-2007 03:56 PM

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When did this happen?! :)
Quite a while, I believe. I blame OWF.

Yay for halflings!

Havoc 04-16-2007 04:57 PM

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When did this happen?! :)

I think it's my fault... It's my sexiness doing that.