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But the Santa Clause people Are usually clowns in some way...
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They usually turn out to be hobos, and need some spare cash, POWER TO THE ST NICK HOBOS!
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Jordan_Boi. If you were a hobo, would you go around dressed up as a mall Santa Claus?
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As for my fear, I have a fear of wrongfully being accused of insanity, being taken to an asylum, and spending the rest of my life there because no one will believe me when I tell them that I'm not insane (since every insane person supposedly says that :p). I have no clue why, though. It just kinda entered my mind one day. |
Did you know 50 % of all the Alcars in the world are Pedophiles?
Don't worry children, this forums Alcar belongs to the other 50%. 10 points for me! Yay! |
While were on the subject of perverts, I wonder what % of Emma Watson fans are ephebophiles? Probably 30% at the least.
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emma watson is hot, and she´s also 16-17. don´t feel like pedofiles for admiring her beauty.
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I wasn't talking about pedos. I was talking about ephebophiles, adults attracted to teenagers (Like Mark Foley). Since a fair bit of Emma's fanbase are adults, and since she seems to be admired in many ways by her fans, I was wondering what percentage of Emma fans were actually ephebophiles.
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What the hell is Yabble?
...Anyway, I'm sure you meant to say sexually attracted to children, Super Munch. |
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yeah, yabble does indeed put one´s pants on fire. but she´s also 477 years old, what kind of "...phile" does that make you?
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Ugh, man, how many Wiki sections are there?
(Let's see: Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, WikiHow, and now Wookieepedia.) |
I'm begining to fear the whole internet take over of the Wiki's...:(
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Uncyclopedia is for web n00bs who like writing crap that doesn't make sense and/or can be offensive. But I trust Wikipedia.
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Yes. wikipedia I trust, but the branch off's (that aren't related to wikipedia) are a little... intelligence lacking.
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Well, WikiHow is sort of okay. I mean they tell you how to run up a wall or climb a tree with branches very high up or yo shimmy a rope. But at least whoever writes that stuff has to good sense to warn you about some things and to have a spotter to help or catch you if you wipe out and fall.
EDIT: Try it out if you want: http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page |
Remember how Lord Vulcher used to prattle our ears off about Uncyclopedia (or was it someone else)?
Somehow this conversation drifted from "Weird Phobias you have" to "Weird Philias you have (is that even a word)"... |
Yeah, I think it was Lord Vulcher, he proper annoyed me, I hope he never returns, and he said he'd tell us his name, maybe he's a girl?
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Right, back on topic bitches.
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Well, I still find phobias extremely interesting seeing how there's multiple therapies and methods that can be used to cure a person of them. My favorite would have to be systematic desensitization.
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I'm not that afraid of spiders or other bugs much anymore having lived the majority of my life around nature. It's only the mouse-sized ones (that aren't even poisonous) that look intimidating. But they are rather aggressive to anything that lands in their webs (examples including the time I dropped another spider on it's web-it was after it in a heartbeat. It was probably starving from days without much food.)
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Apparently my friend trapped a wasp and spider in a bottle and they killed eachother, the spider trapped the wasp in a web and the wasp stung all the spider's legs. I bet it was mega funny, if it was true.----------------------------------------------------------------------
his friend James: It was completely true lol. Even ask all of my family, well you can't can you! muhahaha! ------------------------------------------------------------------ He didn't hack into my account, he is sat next to me! |
Ewwwwww....
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...and I really can't be ****ed explaining it at the present. Something about childrenpeople. Like, if one were to like children, as in nurturing them and such with no sexual connotation, they would be considered a pedophile according to prior logic. Or something like that. You know somethings wrong when even I have to spell it out in black and white. :p |
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Oh and I almost forgot...I have this fear of eating anything spoiled. I seem to have EDP - Expiration Date Paranoia. I throw everything away if it's two days away from expiring. And I don't even dare to carry out the dreaded "Sniff Test" or the even more dreaded "Taste Test" (try and say that 10 times in a row fast).
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