A: of cource, i can smell you from here (kidding).
Q:where is wally?! |
A: Wally is at Burger King (and it stinks over there)!
Q: Will you guys stop posting things that ruin the flow of the thread? |
A: nope...
Q: Why is this man so happy?? :D<<<--- |
A: i'll try.
Q: what the difference between burger king and alf's rehab and tea? *edit* T-nex, you beat me agian. Q: why did you beat me again? |
A: Maybe
Q: If a robber has 5 minutes to rob the house before the owners come home, what is the owners name? |
A: the same as the robbers.
Q: how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
A: Lots of wood
Q: How many bus drivers on the train were not eating salad? |
A:not enough to stop the smell of sandwhiches and pies (i know, bus drivers can drive busses and not ride on trains).
Q: why do i bother asking questions? |
A: A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he would chuck, if he could chuck wood. I mean... because God will answer them.
Q: Who invented the Geroge Foreman grill? |
A. Yellow pages P.68 search for G.F
Q. What time is it? |
A: It's time for this spam thread to close.
Q: Why do you people insist on posting spam to higher your post count? |
A. not for post counts, but because it's dam good fun :D
Q. are you always this negative? |
(Lol, 3 pages already.)
A. Yu-huh Q. What type of pasta is there in western? |
hehe, Mojoman. easen up. I don't really care about postcount, it's just some numbers, but this is so damn fun sometimes.
A: The kind you don't see in the east. Q: What animal starts with E and ends on E? |
A: Cowboy Noodle Kaboodle.
Q: Do dogs eat dogs? |
A : Only when they're dressed with salad dressing.
Q : What is the square root of pie divided by the equal number of actual pies in the freezer? |
A. mmm.. pie
Q. What type of chocolate is Mars, Galaxy and Milky Way? |
A : the one you get at greasy drug store where it's always melted.
Q : What is the worst movie ever made? |
A: White Chicks.
Q: Who likes puppies when they can fly? |
A. I think my mother does
Q. how much characters can you type with one keyboard? |
A: i think it's about three.
Q:if i have two apples and eat three apples, how many apples have i got left? |
A. More then you can possibly eat!
Q. How much skyscrapers are there in egypt? |
A: i don't know, but the one i visited was big. We could see almost all the pyramids.
Q: What happens if i kick a football, and a basketball returns? |
A. You'll kick the basketball and a tennis ball will return.
Q.What happens if i kick a tennis ball, and a bowling ball returns? |
*edit* odish was faster :(
A. You kick the bowlingball and you can go to the h0spital. Q. How do you get out of the hospital again |
A: Karate-chop the nurse and run away.
Q: What if the nurse has a gun? |
A. Don't karate-chop the nurse.
Q. Why does no one say that I'm posting to much and that I'm getting boring? |
A: Either becuase you're not or becuase no one cares.
Q: Since when are clouds puffy and white? |
A. when water and sun first existed
Q. What did the pirate say to the 4 eyed captian? |
A. "singa infrera praega concursa ed gladiodus infesis pillis"
Q. What is worth more, $10 or $50? |